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Is it possible for a Jeffersonian boy and a Hamiltonian girl to find love in this crazy world?

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Reminds me of this post

Vampire: "Bleh! I'm here to suck your blood!"

Redditor: "Nice try but take this UV light!"

*Nothing happens*

Vampire: "Ah, sorry you seem to think I'm harmed by the physical properties of the sun. Actually it's because I'm a creature of evil and the sun is a symbol of good."

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Failed communist governments like Norway, Sweden, and Denmark?

A chart showing various countries’ percentage of public sector employment, with Norway at 30%, Denmark at 29%, Sweden at 28.6%, and the United States at 15.7%

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Image of Joe Biden at the 2012 DNC, where he said: "Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive"

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Philippics 5.47-51, where Cicero tries to justify granting honors to a far-too-young Octavian during his attempt to play him and Mark Antony off each other. Because of course the 20 year-old adopted son of a god and one of the wealthiest men in Rome can be trusted to not overthrow the republic

Sections 47 to 51 of an English translation of Marcus Tullius Cicero's fifth Philippic, given as a speech in the Senate, held in the Temple of Jupiter Capitolinus, on January 1st, 43 BC. The translation is by W.C.A. Ker (1926), and tt reads as follows:

For what reason is there, conscript fathers, why we should not wish him to attain as soon as possible the fullest honours? For when by the Offices-Qualification laws men appointed a later age for the consulship they feared the rashness of youth; Gaius Caesar has, in opening manhood, shown that excellent and remarkable merit should not wait for the advance of age. Accordingly our ancestors, those old ancestors of a long past age, had no Offices-Qualification laws: it was the rivalry of candidates that many years afterwards introduced these laws that the successive candidatures might be between men of the same age. And thus a great endowment of virtue was often lost before it could be of service to the State. But among the ancients the Rulli, the Decii, the Corvini, and many others, and within more recent memory the elder Africanus and Titus Flamininus were made consuls when very young, and achieved things so great that they extended the empire of the Roman people and made its name illustrious. Again, did not Alexander of Macedon, when he had begun the greatest exploits in opening manhood, die in his three-and-thirtieth year, an age by our laws ten years younger than a consular age? From this it can be concluded that manly spirit advances on a swifter course than that of age.

For as to the pretended fears of those who envy Caesar, there is no reason to apprehend that he may be unable to hold himself in check or show moderation, that, elated by our honours, he may employ his powers intemperately. It is natural, conscript fathers, that one who has grasped the meaning of true glory, one who feels he is regarded by the Senate, by the Roman knights, and by the entire Roman people as a loved citizen and the salvation of the…

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Kennedys don’t even react to assassination attempts anymore they just stare at em like this

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. at the White House Correspondents Dinner staring off into space instead of taking cover after gunshots were heard

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"Yes I've come up with a perfect economic and social system. No I won't describe it in detail."

Black and white image of a muscular man smiling with the head hair and facial hair of Karl Marx

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Two panels. The top, Rowan Atkinson in military grunt gear smoking a cigarette with the caption "act like a chud." The bottom, Rowan Atkinson in a suit, tie, and hat smoking a pipe with the caption "think like a woke."

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

sending this in the family group chat with the message "when that one family member got you in his will 👀" then turning off my phone

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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Mr. Brown owned many outfits and stacked paper to the ceiling please remove this.

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