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Tealeaf

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They/them. polyam. Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.

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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Separating the art from the artist is for lauding Macklemore's statements on Palestine without having to praise his work!
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The LHC is basically a machine for seeing really small handkerchiefs
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy birthday Bilbo & Frodo!
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Am I being overly autistic by expecting the burocracy to mean the words they use‽ E.g.does your health condition *restrict* your ability to work? I take restrict to mean "to limit someone's actions or movement, or to limit the amount, size, etc., of something:" but apparently the DWP mean prevent.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If the test continues at this rate (big if 8 wickets in hand) Root could enforce the follow on. Which might be worth it since lords tends to improve over time, but I doubt the bowlers would be happy
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big bidet strikes again
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Since Young thinks it's hilarious when someone is hounded to death over accusations that he doesn't belong at Oxbridge, we should treat him how he wants to be treated. He got into Oxford below his offer (BBB) "my father insisted on calling up Harry Judge ... they decided to offer me a place."
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
With the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, the Queers haven't had a week this bad since last week
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

Follow

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Caelan Conrad has a great video about where the "generation of readers" myth came from (spoiler alert: marketing hype). youtu.be/LmfFpg15ECI?...
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Harry Potter did NOTHING for literacy
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Deeply ironic that one of the first page's signatories is Toby Young, given that Cofnas was so concerned about who earned a place at an Oxbridge university. But hypocrisy is table stakes and if one examines the race and ancestors of Young Vs Arday one may notice some pertinent differences.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Every time the press lads disastrously and culpably fuck up, usually with malice of forethought. Every time, without fail.
flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social
A great example of what always happens when the lads are asked to consider their own deep, immediately obvious guilt: like the Iraq War or austerity or Brexit, it turns out it was everybody's fault. And if it's everybody's fault, nobody is really to blame
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fin #quiltsky
Rainbow alphabet quilt top wall hanging. Each row has 4 squares. From the top the rows are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet for a total of 28 squares. Each square except the top left and bottom right has a capital and lower case letter. 

I used black on white iron on letters for the capitals, (top stitched with white thread to be belt and braces) and felt letters for the lowercase letters. The quilt squares were sized based on the felt letters, since this set was advertised as being iron on and 52 pieces. However, the set was missing the capital B and E, the replacement set was also missing the B and E. And they weren't iron on. 

I top stitched the felt letters with a gold/ orange thread* using a backstitch so each letter is outlined. This works well for every letter except e which is orange on orange on orange. Shame this lined up on the most common letter in the English language. 

*The type used for jeans.
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The theme is #FabulousWaders for the #BirdOfTheDay. So here’s a photo of that one time I saw Roseate Spoonbills in Delaware, which is far out of their normal range. Truly fabulous! Oh, and there’s a bonus Tricolored Heron hidden in the shadows. #birds 🌿
A bright pink bird in shallow water at sunset. There are tall reeds in the background and in the foreground the water reflects the orange sunset.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Quilt top alphabet wall hanging completed! #quiltsky
Rainbow alphabet quilt top wall hanging. Each row has 4 squares. From the top the rows are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet for a total of 28 squares. Each square except the top left and bottom right has a capital and lower case letter. 

I used black on white iron on letters for the capitals, (top stitched with white thread to be belt and braces) and felt letters for the lowercase letters. The quilt squares were sized based on the felt letters, since this set was advertised as being iron on and 52 pieces. However, the set was missing the capital B and E, the replacement set was also missing the B and E. And they weren't iron on. 

I top stitched the felt letters with a gold/ orange thread* using a backstitch so each letter is outlined. This works well for every letter except e which is orange on orange on orange. Shame this lined up on the most common letter in the English language. 

*The type used for jeans.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/08/2026
Kitten: "Hehe"

"Gender Expression" -> card board box

"Not Hehe"

"Gender Roles" -> Cat carrier.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There are still some threads that need trimming, but I'm happy that my wall quilt is now done.
A 3 foot by 5 foot Progress Pride quilt sits on top of a bed.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm making an alphabet wall hanging for my nibbling #quiltsky
A quilt top work in progress, currently there are 5 rows of 4 squares, with the colour theme of the rows, in descending order being red, orange, yellow, green, blue. 

I intend to add an indigo and violet row to the bottom, and have upper and lower case letters to add to each square except the top left and bottom right.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fuck me root was walking off before the wicket was broken
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nah, fuck you *unweaves my weaving*
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I only forgot to tap the ad! www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/...
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Renowned business genius Dario Amodei says companies need revenues to exceed costs to avoid bankruptcy!
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer says he feels betrayed because he gave everything to labour including missing out on raising his sons, imagine giving up so much in order to bring in Draconian laws, assist a genocide, demonise trans people, kill asylum seekers, and help the far right become mainstream.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"I was shocked to discover that prisoners are humans with interiority, even though they had done crimes!" - John Prideaux, The Economist. (Paraphrased)
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Barbara didn't inherit her fortune, she hustled her way up the career ladder. She started as a secretary, worked her way up to editor of Brides magazine, and then married the heir of a sugar fortune." - John Prideaux, The Economist. (Paraphrased)
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh :(
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/06/2026
tumblr post from user asteroidtroglodyte:

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it's just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn't realize, I can't, it's so much, I, I... are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they're... magical, strange traveler
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I can't believe Kyle Jamieson would get Gay out in pride month smh #cricket
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My sermon on "it's not a golden calf" has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my sermon.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I recently doubled my score on this list!
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy Beltane!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/04/2026
tumblr, the-frog-in-the-bog: ""l want to decompose in a bog" well you clearly don't know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser"
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The UAE was originally intercepting ~ 93% of the missiles, this has dropped to ~ 25% [it could happen here executive disorder 2026-03-13] Assuming the UAE was using 2 interceptors originally then p(intercept)=1-p(not intercepted)² which gives an intercept probably of 74% for a single interceptor.
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh my OMG! Their long term ally is providing military support!
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
In my hobbit era straight up "walkin it", and by "it", ha ha well let's just say the shire
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
“If you don’t like the changes that we’ve made [to labour], I say the door is open and you can leave.” - Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Keir Starmer KC
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/02/2026
Lynnesbian :bune_ylw:
@lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space

You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen:

    Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships — they're spacecraft designed for warfare.
    C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the Tannhäuser Gate.
    Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data.

The bottom line: All those moments will be lost — like tears in rain.
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News
We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
cant.stop.laughing
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
We must imagine itsy bitsy spider happy
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I don't think we talk about the fact that queen Elizabeth II force femmed the father of theoretical comp sci enough
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/02/2026
Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
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Tealeaf @tealeaf.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
According to box office mojo The worldwide gross of Melania is $8,200,402. The opening weekend or the lord of the rings 2026 release is $8,229,396 It's being out sold by a 25 year old trilogy
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