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It's me, teake, hello 32, vegan, possum, they/them, nonbinary, musician, artist, weirdo, pc gamer, acab, fuck ai 💜

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bass >> Furpoc, MIRXXX @bassenji.com · 26/09/2026
𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 Acrylic on panel, 12x16 inches One of my two artworks that will be displayed at the MIRXXX art gallery!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Aporia @aporiathedoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We really enjoyed our #bigwalk. We've 100%'ed it so there's not much left to do, however it's certainly a game I'll always remember fondly. Featuring @teake.bsky.social , @sigmacat.bsky.social , myself, and @zuwhowho.bsky.social
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Cynimax, Void Witch VT 📖✨ @cynimax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
been seeing a lot of fortnite screenshots on my timeline lately
a meme image, with the text "leftism leaving people's bodies as soon as they see [blank] in fortnite" but the blank space says "crash bandicoot," with "megaman" imposed on top of it, with "sonic the hedgehog" imposed on top of that, and finally with "sora" on the top layer. the including image with the text is a blue spirit astral projecting away from another body laying on the floor.
people really need to uninstall fortnite, it's so fucking easy to play literally any other game that exists that doesn't fire its dev team to use genAI instead
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Seraphim777s 🔜 FURPOC + ANE 🍉🦌 @seraphim777s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Self immolation as protest
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Amy (Word Picture Ink) @wordpictureink.com · 16/09/2026
This thread is a study in one person offering feedback and/or information, and another taking that new information in and taking action. Truly wish everyone could read this.
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[sentiment inexpressible] @goresorcerer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have actually joined the Ed Sheeran tour as an unkillable, 'stalker' type enemy that will relentlessly hunt Ed through the nightmarish decaying corridors of his dimming career
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wardogs lead says the studio won't hire people who decry crunch on social media
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Wardogs lead says the studio won't hire people who decry crunch on social media
'If you care about the work you’re making and the result of what you make here, you’ll feel really valued. If you don’t, you will feel slave-driven.'
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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish I could wake up tomorrow in a world without AI
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Celina the Fermented @celina0801.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Dooper @dooper.live · 11/09/2026
I know I talk about this game a lot, but there's something I wanna talk about. This team is made up of TWO PEOPLE. They have been working at this for almost a year non-stop. They have a heavy stance against A.I. use and put their hearts into this game's development. It releases on Steam the 15th.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Need a term like "hangry" but for "feeling sad but interpreting that as a burning sudden desire to drive 3.5 hours to photograph some industrial ruins and then drive right back"
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Kat Bristow @kathrynbristow.uk · 08/09/2026
I don't think that Stats for Lefties was suspended for being trans. I say this as someone that was suspended by the same Green Party body as Eleanora, in my case it was for being trans back in 2021 when the party was in a very different place than it is today. www.opendemocracy.net/en/trans-uk-...
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‘I lost my candidacy because I’m trans’: English Green Party member Kathryn Bristow
‘I’ve been deemed a risk to the party’s reputation for being transgender,’ Bristow tells openDemocracy in an exclusive interview
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Sarah Manvel @cairdiul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My first review out of Venice: Danny Boyle has smeared shit all over his career by using AI in INK 🎥 and (in a movie about the importance of holding hypocrites to account) has ruined all the exceptional work of his human collaborators by doing so movieswetextedabout.com/ink-stinks-v...
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'Ink' Stinks (Venice 2026 Film Rview)
If I make you a delicious sandwich, which you eat and think is delicious, then inform you that mixed in with 99% of bread, mustard, salami and cheese is 1% sh*t, then it was a sh*t sandwich. If you st...
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GREENGECKOTYSON @greengeckotyson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this empty look
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 03/09/2026
people always trying to find loopholes to watch harry potter shit are so fucking deranged like what for bro, just to spite imperiled marginalized people? you don't want a fresh adventure that's actually good? Children Of Blood And Bone and Earthsea and Wolfsong are all right there dumbass.
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 02/09/2026
When you time the lyric video clips just right that's amore
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"they blocked me and i never even said anything to them" buddy i have some bad news about how many people can perceive your behavior in a public setting
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 30/08/2026
feel free to repost everywhere.
ROYALTIES FUND GENOCIDE
HARRY POTTER FANS WORLDWIDE

〃I can't NOT help Rowling kill kids-
mid games & merch are my personality!〃
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026
the bluesky experience:
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Cowboy Roll” • Pen, colored pencil, and copic gray marker on paper. A lone cowboy sits atop a hill in the foreground. He yells out to his colleagues “last one” before rolling down the hill like a silly boy. When he reaches the bottom he sits up and says “just one more.” In the background of the piece we see two other cowboys on their horses and a 3rd horse eating grass. It’s likely these cowboys have been waiting here for sometime. Artist’s note: I like the line work and expressions in this one. I try to keep most of my drawings as single panels so creating movement and time-lapse in one frame is a good challenge.
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.
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No Good Stinker 🎱 @baasphemy.online · 19/08/2026
🐑 Another zine I cranked out this week, awaiting print. I'll link it soon for where you can find it. Again, short form. Working on figuring out how much text I can fit in zines without it being too small while also saying something. #furry #furryart #zines #furryzine #althuman
Page 1: A silhouetted figure of a creature with horns, reptilian eyes, and tattered ears peers over their shoulder. The title: Creature! A zine on being althuman.

Page 2: Sometimes I feel like a creature. // A beast parading around in human skin. Between the two lines of text is an empty human shaped figure peering into a bathroom mirror. The creature silhouette stares back at them curiously.the trauma of growing up neurodivergent. The human figure is partially shadowed with one creature eye, a partial creature themself. They sit in a psychiatrists office with closed off posture as a human figure points to a clip board and talks to them.

Page 4: But it feels deeper than that. Like intrinsic estrangement. // An impossible divide between myself and what it's like to be human. The figure is now surrounded by other empty human figures, chatting. Even in a crowd the creature seems alone.Page 5: A secret not meant for me everyone's privy to, that I'm left piecing together alone. Now the partial creature figure peers down at their hands sadly with other humans behind them. Their hands are now clawed and are taking on the same shadowy features of the creature.

Page 6: Despite it all, however, being a creature isn't so bad. // Because while there are millions of humans... Now the figure has turned nearly all creature and skitters away from the crowd of humans.Page 7: There's other creatures out there, too. The creature's hand reaches out only to be met by another clawed hand with paw pads.

Page 8: The creature figure lies in the lap of another creature type figure. They look at one another. Below is information on how to find the artist:
queerlydeparted.net
ko-fi.com/baasphemous
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lovely sentiment from a Facebook comment in reference to my book, which reads, “It’s so weird, when I would go over to my late father’s house he would always show me his Far Side coffee table book. Now in October, I’m gonna be the owner of my own form of that. I hope my kids when I have them like the jokes just as much.”
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026
This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet.
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Jason Arday found dead
2 hours ago — Mr Arday was found •unresponsive• at an address in Battersea. south London. on Froy
afternoon. He was uter pronounced dead at the scene. A Read rnore
Jason Arday says he was an illiterate, mute child. His .
6 hours ago — Jason Arday says he was an i&erate. mute child. Cambridge's youngest-ever black
professor in 2023. Arday attended from the age of four to 11
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A PhD is no longer a sign of brilliance — take it from Dr Arday
1 day aeo — Juon Arday resigns from the Unwersity of Cambrdge after The Telegraph reports he had
falseb• claimed to have pubåshed a book
We are all Jason Arday now
S days ago — Jason Arday resons from the University of Cambridge after The Telegraph reports he had
falsew cGimed to have published a book Aug 7.2028. Read more
Cambridge professor claimed he was on Seven Up..
2 Aug 2026 — He was not bom until 1985. Prof Arday is at the centre of a row about academk
plagiarism after The Tekgragh that he had been accused
The Jason Arday 'memoir' that now appears to be more .
7 days ago — Instead of tales of triumph over adversity. the now-fomer Cambridge professors
autob"qraphy is a case study in self-rnythobgising,
Arday failed to mention 'months-long coma' in autobiography
8 days ago — Jason Arday toz publishers he was k•ft a three-month coma fohwhg a car gash. but
never wrote about the ordeal his memoirs_
Jason Arday is living proof that you reap what you sow
6 Aug 2028 — The Cambridge professor feed plagiarism alegations and made fantastical clä'ns about
his life. so what did he expect woUz happen? Read rmre
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Arday 'accused student of Miite privilege' after she
4 days ago — Forrner Cambrdge professor alleged* htplied that Roehamptm student was racist after
cornplaint about essay SOOre.
Jason Arday is rnerely a symptom of the Leffs corruption
Aug 2026 — Lab-curs on school standards is on the same toxic assumptions that created his
academic career.
Cambridge hired Arday after 'listening to black stu…
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 14/08/2026
Saber finally added the AI disclosure to Steam for Rideshare “Stimulator” and it’s even worse than I said it was. I can see why the CEO crashed out when I pointed it out.
Al Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses Al

Generated Content like this:
The main Campaign story, characters, and dialogue are written by a team of human writers. Al tools are used for voice generation and some localization.

The optional Free Ride mode includes Al-generated passenger missions and localized dialogue. Free Ride mode is separate from the main Campaign and can be skipped by players who prefer to experience only human-written narrative content.

The game also includes a mix of radio stations featuring human-made music and Al-generated music. Stations containing Al-generated music are clearly labeled as such in the game.
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Lisette Titre-Montgomery @lisettetitre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Don’t touch it. It’s not worth the legal liability.“ www.gamesradar.com/games/echoin...
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Echoing Palworld dev, video game lawyer says all her clients have anti-AI contracts because gamers hate it and it's a copyright landmine: "I think we're going to see lawsuits"
"Don't touch it. It's not worth the legal liability"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's silently costing people friends and other connections, too. If I see that you are posting or reposting gen AI content I'm unlikely to say anything but I will immediately lose interest in striking up any kind of conversation, friendship, or working relationship. And I know I'm not the only one.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s funky rat Friday 🐀💚 [ #cuteart #traditionalart ]
Two mini canvas paintings of cute, stylized rats. They’re both shaped to fit perfectly within the square of the canvases, and they’re painted with only pink, green, and yellow. Some paint pens lay around them.
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Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Big news today: GERMAN COURT RULES AI MUSIC FIRM SUNO BROKE COPYRIGHT RULES Suno "has to provide information on illicit revenue", and "will have to pay damages". Wow. www.reuters.com/world/german...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 28/07/2026
you have to outlive rowling her grave isn't going to piss on itself
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/07/2026
gondorrevealparty on tumblr: "Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do"

"Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car."
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Alberto Albero @levistico.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pay the toll
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a knight in armor rides valiantly on the back of a dragon through a mountain valley. Panel 2: the dragon is sitting facing a wall, parked next to some cars in a small, dingy parking lot. The knight is straining slightly to shield his eyes from the sun as he examines a sticker-covered sign displaying the parking payment info. There is another one of these signs behind him that reads “parkTroll” and features a little app logo of a grinning face of a troll.
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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rise and grind
4 panel momo comic:

Panel 1: momo in bed. We see the sun has risen through the bedroom window. Text reads “I wake up”

Panel 2: momo behind his table. There’s a coffee pot and a pink cup of coffee on it. Text reads “pour myself a little coffee”

Panel 3: he’s in a chair behind the table with an opened laptop and a glass of water. It says “check my little emails”

Panel 4: we see he left his house. Door still a little bit open. Text: “ignore them a little bit” as momo gleefully goes to play outside rather than answering his work duties
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A24 is issuing takedowns for all sorts of backrooms content on social media, as well as merch elsewhere right now, that have nothing to do with the movie. I feel like a lot of people were afraid this would happen. They just... own the backrooms concept now I guess. Frustrating
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Aporia @aporiathedoe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
First ever art fight attack. artfight.net/attack/15001...
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I really appreciate the headline here. I think studies need to be done on the CEO brain, do they think we're all very stupid, or do they have no grasp of reality at all? My bet is on a mix of both.
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Xbox's CEO wants its games to cater to 'more than a billion people each day', or 24 times more than the peak population of Steam, which is delusional
Alternate title: Does Xbox CEO Asha Sharma know what a billion is?
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king soy @sirbarkalot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sonic bringing forth the gaming revolution
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Artfight friendly fire on @vhsrat.bsky.social because their rat is too cool to not paint
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