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teake (they/them) Ⓥ

@teake.bsky.social
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It's me, teake, hello 32, vegan, possum, they/them, nonbinary, musician, artist, weirdo, pc gamer, acab, fuck ai 💜

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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Artfight friendly fire on @vhsrat.bsky.social because their rat is too cool to not paint
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ICON 🌳 Vs USER 🪾
Teake, a possumTeake, a person
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
survivorship bias plane image
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I did an artfight attack! My first ever attempt at acrylic painting and my first drawing in years, it's so messy but I kinda love the vibe, really pleased with how it came together 🥰
An acrylic painting of a dalmation with a wolf cut and lil red horns in a harsh red light
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck it let's goooo artfight.net/~teake #artfight
Artfight card for teake on team tragedy. Text as follows;
User: Teake
I Attack: Furries, probably! I'm new here and not sure what my capacity is gonna be! Let's seeeee~
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hell yeah hell yeah
Ghost tattoo from SLUDGE LIFE
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Elcor from Mass Effect
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hell yeah Samppa vibes! Transdermal magnet implants with custom spikes for a metal mohawk 😌
Samppa von Cyborg, showcasing their transdermal magnet implants with custom spikes to make a metal mohawk
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Oh damn I didn't know you had a burger place in Raccoon City @mongreldog.bsky.social
Screenshot from Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles with a sign saying "Thom's Burger"
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Big! The one in this circumstance was the one on the right
Three bullets against a ruler - .303 British on the left, 6.5x50SR Arisaka in the center, and 30-06 on the right
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Simpsons screenshot, whenever blight town's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's blight town?"
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Post your lock screen My baby boy, RIP 💜
My phone lock screen featuring a photo of my rat Ska
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Blight Town - 1408Watch me go, go ghost
And float around the halls of our home
Watch me give up hope
From parasite to willing host

You should know that it's hard to break the habit
A shut-in amongst the vapid
Nice and slow again, keep myself distracted
My pound of flesh exacted

Can someonе pull me out of my head?
Reach a hand out, lеave a light on
Can someone drag me out of my bed?
Disassociating again
If you're still here when and if I wake up
Reach a hand out, leave a light on
I promise not to make you cry again
Disassociating again
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Download gonna be fuckin sick and I'm gonna be absolutely destroyed
Friday lineup for specific bands at download: 
Unpeople 
Northlane
Rise Against
Opeth/Vola (clashing aaaa)
Alcest
Green DaySaturday lineup for specific bands at download:
Artio
Loathe
Currents 
Sleep TokenSunday lineup for specific bands at download:
The Ghost Inside
Survive Said The Prophet
Spiritbox 
Bullet For My Valentine
Cattle Decapitation
KoRn
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Masterpiece, not sure I've ever been as invested or affected by a piece of media
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
CW: Flashing lights Love Rarely
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
CW: Flashing lights Student Slasher Film
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
CW: Flashing lights Blight Town
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Want to know a secret? I have no idea what I'm doing. And I don't think anyone else does either.
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Feels heavy-handed but hopefully being part of this "Initial wave" of pre-orders (if you meet all these conditions) will make it less hellish
Conditions to meet in order to be part of the initial pre-order invitees
- online membership
- play time
- email notifications
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The slicing in AssCreed Shadows is so good and is also never noticeable at all unless you deliberately go to slice things for the sole purpose of seeing it slice nice. It's really satisfying :)
Assassin's Creed Shadows - Yasuke slicing some woodAssassin's Creed Shadows - Yasuke slicing some woodAssassin's Creed Shadows - Yasuke proudly posing next to some wood he just slicedAssassin's Creed Shadows - Yasuke slicing some bamboo
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I have now seen exactly two impressions of this film :)
Thom's impression of Mickey 17: disappointingrosalarian's impression of Mickey 17: perfect movie
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Absolutely same and I've barely started, I'm more excited to see what armour I can get after hunting something than I am about actually fighting the thing 🥰
Monster hunter screenshotMonster hunter screenshot
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Be much too rough
Like I know you can
Be much too rough
So I know you care
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
EVERYONE LOVES ANIMALS UNTIL THEY HEAR THE WORD VEGAN. THEN THEY'LL ARGUE TOOTH AND NAIL WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO ABUSE THEM

- ROB ZOMBIE
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If my happiness depends on another being suffering

I need another kind of happiness

Go vegan
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
open.spotify.com/track/6mgiRV...
North of your favor. North of your flame. I learned my lesson. Will you learn my pain? Hand-sculpted posture, statue so plain. There were no doctors when the flowers came. Lost in tall tales of how it used to be. Can't you hear yourself speaking? Bullshit raining from your lips like a waterfall in the living room. You will drown us all. Finally, I accept myself. Flawed, with nothing figured out. That's the truth I've hunted for. I'll tell you a secret.. I have plenty more. Plan for this encounter state. Cancerous in every way. On your way out, burn the door. I'll tell you a secret.. I have plenty more. I have plenty more.
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I know this will mess things up tonight

But god it feels so good to close my eyes
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I don't want to be here
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Streetlight
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
There's a strange grown man with a few grey hairs
In my own twin bed, I don't think he belongs there
No I don't
My pulse kept beating (I was on standby)
The days repeating (I was on standby)
My pulse kept beating (I was on standby)
The days repeating
I thought I'd have a nice house, to

blow my brains out 

Or a fast car, to run from danger
My own place, where I could get away
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
My baby boy Ska lived a full life and has now gone on to join his brothers in the beyond, I hope you had a good time while you were around, friend 💜
My baby boy SkaaaaMy baby boy, ratThe boy, the ratThe best of rats, Ska :)
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Is it cheating if it's my actual face cause it's currently my actual face. Alternatively, my most recent actual furry pfp!
Teake, a possum with horns, doing a lil finger point thing
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
It's very amusing to me that when this guy takes his mask off he somehow manifests sunglasses
Character from Slitterhead wearing a clown maskCharacter from Slitterhead taking off his clown maskCharacter from Slitterhead with clown mask removed, somehow revealing sunglasses underneath
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Biscoff latte from throwback coffee house
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
This is so attainable
Pikuniku promo image
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I dunno I can't really predict it that far in advance
Burger king order screen "I'm close (approx. 5 min. away)
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Expertly photoshopped possum wearing a party hat alongside the text "I'm 31 today :)"
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Rest in peace Boushka 💜
Boushka, a Malamute - close up of her noseBoushka, a Malamute - lying on her back being petBoushka, a Malamute - big toothy smileBoushka, a Malamute - looking up happily
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Hell yeah what a sick idea!!
teake possum all chibiteake possum b+w
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I did a big stretch the other day and heard seven individual cracks from my body
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Same picture but Boo is now sideways
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Boo watching me sleep while sitting directly in front of a fan
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Holding up mirror
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
I'm peaceful and an animal lover but this bastard?? Motherfucker crawled out from under my pillow while I was up on tiktok so I just caught the movement next to my face, shone my torch and they froze a second then scattered. They are now outside where I presume they're off hunting small birds.
Bastard motherfucker spider caught in a cupBastard motherfucker spider still caught in a cupArtist's rendition of the bastard motherfucker crawling out from under my pillow right next to my face at fuckin 1am jesus christ
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Max Payne face provided by Sam Lake
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Curry :) #vegan
Curry with riceCurry with rice
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Fantastic turnout at the unity rally today, and no show from the fascists! So proud of everyone that showed up to show solidarity and make it clear that the right wing cunts aren't welcome here
Counter protest/unity rallyCounter protest/unity rallyCounter protest/unity rallyCounter protest/unity rally
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teake (they/them) Ⓥ @teake.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Enjoying the dialogue in this
Van: "Hahaha! I'm gonna murder you someday, you little shit.
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