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Taz

@tazbluskyin.bsky.social
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Interested in all sorts of stuff. Easily distracted. Tuna steward to two grumpy old cats. I mostly like mundane old cars and motorsports, and nature. But just whatever grabs my (very) short attention span.

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
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Beththephotog @beththephotog.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Gratitude 🙏🏼
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Kort Duce @kortduce.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A great blue heron spears a fish at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado #BirdOfTheDay #FirstWingbeat #BusyBirds #bird #birdphotography #ECK #birds #photography #BirdsSeenln2026
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A great blue heron spears a fish at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. In this vertical color photograph, a heron fills the frame in right profile, with its back end and one leg cropped from view. Its neck forms a graceful “S” curve as its head tilts downward after impaling an 8-to-10-inch fish just behind the eye. Ouch! The background consists primarily of pond water, with only a narrow sliver of shoreline visible in the upper left corner. The water's surface is choppy from a spring storm, with strong wind gusts and the first raindrops already beginning to fall.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’ve just discovered because I’ve got a Sky package that gives me the HBO Max app for free, that I can stream the Champions League final live. A nice little bonus on a Saturday evening 😎
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 30/05/2026
Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of nine images featuring music prints, a mixtape T-shirt, a phone case, a cassette mug, a National Theatre T-shirt, a Forton print and Toast Rack print.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I like this
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Padcake (mean girl era) @trollpogo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Topical.
Goose chasing man meme. The goose is asking "What does the brain in brainstorm stand for". The man being chased is labeled "We're only using AI to brainstorm", the goose shouts "WHAT DOES THE BRAIN STAND FOR, MOTHERFUCKER" while running after him.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 26/03/2026
“Everyone at the Dinner Party” Very happy to say I’ve finally managed to format this so it’s actually legible here. So, jump on in and see if you can find yourself! Enjoy.
Ok - so, we’ve got a cartoon of a very long table full of people titled “Everyone at the Dinner Party”

Each person has a little annotation and an arrow pointing to them, while they generally do the thing that’s written about them - any extra visuals I’ll add in parentheses. Ok - let’s go! 

The Friend pretending to know about wine because they went to a wine tasting once.

The Friend who IS going to show you a picture of their dog.

(Standing, with a carton of beer over their head is) The Friend who thought this was a house party and arrived at midnight. 

The Friend who nobody really wanted to come but it would be weird if they weren’t invited. (This person has two glasses of wine)

The really shit fork that nobody wants (This is the only fork on the table with three prongs)

The Friend who will tell you the best way to roast potatoes while eating your potatoes (This person is saying “Bla Bla Bla Duck Fat…”)

The Smokers who everyone pretends to be disgusted by but is secretly jealous of their ability to regularly extricate themselves. (The arrows here are pointing to two empty seats)
The Friend whose story is STILL inexplicably going. (They’re saying “And then, wait for this bit…)

The Friend who is only able to talk about that one tv show. (“You haven’t seen it?!”

The Friend with a bit of a messiah complex. (This character is positioned in the middle of the table, a nod to The Last Supper of course - he is also the only one that has a water jug suspiciously full of wine in front of him) 

Second cheapest bottle of wine that everyone bought from the shop.

The Friend who is quickly going to check their phone.

The Friend who is going to spend the majority of the dinner complaining how ‘phones ruin dinner’. (This friend is staring at the phone checking friend)

(Note: There’s a vase with three flowers in it on the table here - remember that)

The rival ‘Best Potato Salads’ that nobody was asked to bring.

The new boyfriend who seemed ok at first but is now weirding everyone out. (“Want to hear more about how much better natural wine is?”)
The Friend who interrupts everyone’s story with their own better version of the same story.

The Friend googling everything to show everyone that… “Aaaah, actually…”.

The Friend who was all like “Oh my god, yes! I’ll absolutely be there. (Again, this arrow is pointing to an empty seat)

The awkward bench seat two guests will stoically share.

Person who’s made it their one mission to befriend the disinterested cat. (This person is hovering over the cat)

The Cat, who is absolutely furious about all this.

(Note: At this point, the table ends and we continue through a door and into the kitchen)

The Friend who is offering to do the dishes just so they can escape everyone at the table.
The two friends who wished they’d thought of that (the washing up), so are now sharing the one-person drying job.

(At the end of the kitchen bench, a solitary figure sits on the bench, helping themselves to a bottle of wine, they are of course…) The host, who might be regretting all this.

(Note: we now move out through the back door and into the fire escape, the door here has been propped open by a flower pot missing three flowers that’s been dragged into place. It is here that we find the two smokers, enjoying a cigarette in relaxed silence. 

The end.
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
a license plate frame that says:
I'D RATHER BE DRIVING
MY UNSPECIFIED ORDER ALLOCATION
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Meteor strikes Mayon Volcano as it’s erupting ☄️
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“Created using AI-generated content” under the slogan “greatness never rests” is soooo crazy
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Brynley Heaven @brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
When I described our staff as scum, what I really meant was I respect their skills, loyalty and, above all, their dispensability www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Bank boss sorry after describing workers as 'lower value human capital'
The Standard Chartered boss said he values all colleagues and is committed to helping them cope with change.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=QiS-...
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Dumb Things Americans Say to Europeans on The Internet...
YouTube video by JT Reacts
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
For today, how about a cat matinee? Scardey Cat Films presents Nathan Nun's cat movie posters. If you like this work please give a follow. You can check out all my cat art in my shop at nathannunart.etsy.com Enjoy the show! And thank you, Cats of Yore.
A cat poster in the style of an old style sci-fi movie poster. Large, vacuum shaped robots come down from a red-orange sky, sucking up great plumes of dust and unfortunate cats. The cat closest to the viewer watches helplessly as the cat in front of them are sucked into the monstrous machine. At bottom, text that looked like it too is being pulled into the bot reads "Attack of the Vaccubots". At bottom in small text are various movie production credits.A cat poster in the style of a horror movie poster that is a play on "The Shining." A large tabby cat face with wild eyes is forcing itself through a smashed door. In a separate panel, from a different angle, a large clawed paw reaches through the door terrifying a smaller black and white cat on the other side. Large black text underneath reads "The Treating" and "A Stampy Catbrick Film"
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Kort Duce @kortduce.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A great horned owl perches in a tree at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. #BirdOfTheDay #BirdsOfPrey #bird #birds #birdphotography #ECK #habitat #BirdsSeenln2026 #owl #owls
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A great horned owl perches in a tree at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. In this vertical color photograph, the owl fills the frame in left profile, its head turned as it gazes directly into the camera. It stands on a small dead branch jutting from the trunk of a living tree. The large trunk rises vertically behind the owl, leaning slightly to the right. The background is softly blurred with green leaves, branches both large and small, and patches of gray that hint at the overcast day. The owl’s feathers beautifully reveal the remarkable camouflage nature has created, allowing it to blend almost seamlessly into its habitat.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hull FC just now
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John Travolta Confused: What Huh
ALT: John Travolta Confused: What Huh
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SomersetWhovian 💙 🇺🇦 @clairecopperman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can anyone who lives within striking distance of Thames Ditton help give an elderly cat a loving home? #CatsOfBluesky
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Dogtor Approximate @dogtorapproximate.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Uk cat lovers- . Croquembouche's brother is owned by a lady who is helping someone who has just entered palliative care. She has 15 cats. Most are seniors. 5 are going to a charities home for life situation, it's reluctantly accepted some will be pts. If anyone can love one I can connect.
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Cath Haddon @cathhaddon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
In which i worry about the constitutional literacy of our politicians. Two recent examples of mistaken, or deliberate misreading, of core principles about the role of PM and the issue of confidence. @instituteforgovernment.org.uk www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/comment/labo...
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Labour leadership uncertainty highlights growing ignorance about the UK’s constitution | Institute for Government
Talk of acting prime ministers and shutting down government risks creating constitutional confusion.
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 18/05/2026
sleep
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 18/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "why did I even start listening to this bullshit?"
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MattFuriousDriving.bsky.social @mattfd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Clio Williams has a reputation as the ultimate hot hatch, but does it deserve it? Link in the comments
Renault Clio Williams hot hatch
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Jesse CorsairOriginal @corsairoriginal.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am disabled and still trying to gain a regular income after years. I now have a lower-cost, quick turnaround option for portraits. I'm currently working on a novel series and need support. RTs appreciated www.teepublic.com/user/evertom... ko-fi.com/evertomorrow patreon.com/EverTomorrow
Flyer with seven faces on it showing range of artist's abilities including sci-fi, furry, fantasy creature, multi-racial, and obese characters.

CorsairOriginal Digital Watercolor Portrait Sale!

$20 per face (Portraits/Faces Only)
One Edit before Added Cost
No Refunds

Direct Message if InterestedCommission Info for CorsairOriginal, starting May 2025 (All Prices USD)

Cell Shaded Inked/Colored Characters (per Character) : $70 Bust, $80 Hips Up, $110 full body

Digital Watercolor Characters (per Character: $55 Bust, $70 Hips Up, $100 Full Body

Full Illustrations Available: Start at $200, prices depend on Number of Figures/Complexity of Background

Sketches Available: Start at $30, prices dependent upon request
jessielynn01@gmail.com @corsairoriginal.bksy.social teepublic/user/evertomorrow evertomorrow on IGQuaxly, Fuecoco, and Sprigatito as anthro characters in a throuple. Quaxly is wearing a trans shirt and leather jacket, Fuecoco is a tall, barrel-shaped man and Sprigatito is a girl in a cute, pink sun dress. Each of them are close and enjoying boba teaElmyra holding a calico cat, she smiles lovingly
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Carl Bovis @carlbovisnature.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What it looks like when someone throws a Yellow Wagtail at you... 😳😱😅🐦 #birds 🐦
A Yellow Wagtail flying towards the camera at the moment its wings are tucked in during wingbeats against a blue sky
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
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Kort Duce @kortduce.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A great blue heron fishes at dusk at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. #BirdOfTheDay #WadersOuttaWater #Blue #ECK #EastCoastKin #bird #birds #wetland #wetlands #greatblueheron #greatblueherons #heron #herons #birdphotography
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A great blue heron fishes at dusk at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. In this horizontal color photograph, a weathered log stretches across the pond from right to left. At its far end, a heron bends forward, intent on the water below as it hunts. The scene is almost perfectly mirrored on the pond’s surface, reflecting both the bird and the angled branch. Soft, cotton-candy clouds and the deepening blue of the twilight sky ripple gently in the water. Near the midpoint of the branch, a strand of fishing line or netting is caught, trailing beneath the surface. It’s a striking, contemplative scene—capturing both the quiet beauty of nature and the subtle traces of a more chaotic world.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "how the fuck did we end up here?"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/05/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "AI art can fuck off"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 12/05/2026
what a great night to block every reply guy who wants to whinge about "the future" get back to me when you have a publishing deal and a pile of awards for your A.I. bullshit (Also: eatf.art/ai )
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Chimneys against this evening's sunset in Glasgow. #glasgow #glasgowtoday #chimneys #glasgowsunset #sunset
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Has John Curtice been on TV yet to talk about the election results?
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This ‘new improved’ regulation set in F1 is still shit. You can hear the cars decelerating half way down the straight. Absolute bollocks. And it’s Miami.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/04/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "this shit is fuckin wild"
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=mFWg... I had this problem.
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Why Was This Honda CRV I Bought So Cheap?
YouTube video by Scottish Car Clan
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The Car Factoids @thecarfactoids.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Factoid: The B1 Audi 80 GTE replaced the GT in 1976 & had fuel injection (hence the ‘E’), but here’s a reminder it was offered with ‘Rallye-Paket’ including the always-cool black bonnet… (📸:IG a/c finecarbrochures)
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Daniel Valente 🏎️ @f1guydan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Awesome photo of Franco Colapinto driving Juan Manuel Fangio’s Mercedes W196 in Argentina 🇦🇷
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "don't give me that crap"
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We are all here, guys… be nice to us x
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 26/04/2026
If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester
Bold illustrated wall art, greeting cards and homewares designed in Manchester. Inspired by architecture, music and mid century design. Made in the UK.
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Tjeerd Royaards @tjeerdroyaards.com · 24/04/2026
Going green. Cartoon for Dutch newspaper @trouw.nl. #sustainability #consumerism #GreenEconomy
Cartoon showing a highway full of traffic. Trucks riding on the highway have the words 'PERPETUAL GROWTH' 'PROFIT' and 'BUY BUY BUY' on them. Behind the highway we see a large container ship named 'GLOBAL CONSUMER'; next to the ship is a warehouse with a sign that reads 'MAKEMORESTUFF INC', with an oil refinery behind it, and a busy airport behind that. In the background we see oil tankers on the ocean and in the even further distance a land is on fire and being bombed. In the (small) front corner of the cartoon, we see a small row of middle-class houses. People are installing some solar panels, tending a very small vegetable garden and recycling.
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5pot4pot (Si) @5pot4pot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Could anyone help with an old XP computer of mine? I’ve gifted it to Kitch at UpNDown to get the dyno working but he’s got it back and now it won’t boot. Gutted as I’d spent hours getting old files etc off it and it was working perfectly. Any help would be appreciated
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Past Glasgow @pastglasgow.co.uk · 23/04/2026
It's 1955 and a Coronation class locomotive in British Rail green passes Paisley's tailor and outfitter at the corner of Jamaica St and Broomielaw, probably on its way to London from Glasgow Central. #Glasgow #railway #steam
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
So Football Focus is dead.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 23/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "who the fuck came up with this bullshit?"
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=bl72...
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How to make genuine Chinese takeaway sweet and sour sauce at home
YouTube video by Ziang's Food Workshop
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "is this shit over or what"
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