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Taz

@tazbluskyin.bsky.social
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Interested in all sorts of stuff. Easily distracted. Tuna steward to two grumpy old cats. I mostly like mundane old cars and motorsports, and nature. But just whatever grabs my (very) short attention span.

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’ll bet they all complained about the mobile tower being built in their town
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s terrible
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Do you remember when you turned the key in the door, then put the key in the ignition and the car just worked?
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Beththephotog @beththephotog.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Gratitude 🙏🏼
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Kort Duce @kortduce.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A great blue heron spears a fish at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado #BirdOfTheDay #FirstWingbeat #BusyBirds #bird #birdphotography #ECK #birds #photography #BirdsSeenln2026
Photo by Kort Duce

A great blue heron spears a fish at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. In this vertical color photograph, a heron fills the frame in right profile, with its back end and one leg cropped from view. Its neck forms a graceful “S” curve as its head tilts downward after impaling an 8-to-10-inch fish just behind the eye. Ouch! The background consists primarily of pond water, with only a narrow sliver of shoreline visible in the upper left corner. The water's surface is choppy from a spring storm, with strong wind gusts and the first raindrops already beginning to fall.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’m going with this www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuKu...
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Chris Trapper - Keg On My Coffin
YouTube video by eyesee43
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
He’s by far the worst live act I’ve ever seen. He sounded like Roland Rat out on the piss singing at a karaoke bar. Terrible.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nduja or hot pepperoni and pineapple pizza. Perfection.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’ve just discovered because I’ve got a Sky package that gives me the HBO Max app for free, that I can stream the Champions League final live. A nice little bonus on a Saturday evening 😎
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 30/05/2026
Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of nine images featuring music prints, a mixtape T-shirt, a phone case, a cassette mug, a National Theatre T-shirt, a Forton print and Toast Rack print.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I wish I’d figured it out 20 years ago
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Me too
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I like this
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So the scope for buildings not being built to standard - see Grenfell - will be sky high I think.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The trouble I see with AI architecture isn’t just that the designs will be generic and not very good. But as a Building Control surveyor I can see it missing out a lot of regulations in the designs. Regulations are nuanced. Architects and surveyors understand the nuances. AI never will.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Beautiful
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Padcake (mean girl era) @trollpogo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Topical.
Goose chasing man meme. The goose is asking "What does the brain in brainstorm stand for". The man being chased is labeled "We're only using AI to brainstorm", the goose shouts "WHAT DOES THE BRAIN STAND FOR, MOTHERFUCKER" while running after him.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 26/03/2026
“Everyone at the Dinner Party” Very happy to say I’ve finally managed to format this so it’s actually legible here. So, jump on in and see if you can find yourself! Enjoy.
Ok - so, we’ve got a cartoon of a very long table full of people titled “Everyone at the Dinner Party”

Each person has a little annotation and an arrow pointing to them, while they generally do the thing that’s written about them - any extra visuals I’ll add in parentheses. Ok - let’s go! 

The Friend pretending to know about wine because they went to a wine tasting once.

The Friend who IS going to show you a picture of their dog.

(Standing, with a carton of beer over their head is) The Friend who thought this was a house party and arrived at midnight. 

The Friend who nobody really wanted to come but it would be weird if they weren’t invited. (This person has two glasses of wine)

The really shit fork that nobody wants (This is the only fork on the table with three prongs)

The Friend who will tell you the best way to roast potatoes while eating your potatoes (This person is saying “Bla Bla Bla Duck Fat…”)

The Smokers who everyone pretends to be disgusted by but is secretly jealous of their ability to regularly extricate themselves. (The arrows here are pointing to two empty seats)
The Friend whose story is STILL inexplicably going. (They’re saying “And then, wait for this bit…)

The Friend who is only able to talk about that one tv show. (“You haven’t seen it?!”

The Friend with a bit of a messiah complex. (This character is positioned in the middle of the table, a nod to The Last Supper of course - he is also the only one that has a water jug suspiciously full of wine in front of him) 

Second cheapest bottle of wine that everyone bought from the shop.

The Friend who is quickly going to check their phone.

The Friend who is going to spend the majority of the dinner complaining how ‘phones ruin dinner’. (This friend is staring at the phone checking friend)

(Note: There’s a vase with three flowers in it on the table here - remember that)

The rival ‘Best Potato Salads’ that nobody was asked to bring.

The new boyfriend who seemed ok at first but is now weirding everyone out. (“Want to hear more about how much better natural wine is?”)
The Friend who interrupts everyone’s story with their own better version of the same story.

The Friend googling everything to show everyone that… “Aaaah, actually…”.

The Friend who was all like “Oh my god, yes! I’ll absolutely be there. (Again, this arrow is pointing to an empty seat)

The awkward bench seat two guests will stoically share.

Person who’s made it their one mission to befriend the disinterested cat. (This person is hovering over the cat)

The Cat, who is absolutely furious about all this.

(Note: At this point, the table ends and we continue through a door and into the kitchen)

The Friend who is offering to do the dishes just so they can escape everyone at the table.
The two friends who wished they’d thought of that (the washing up), so are now sharing the one-person drying job.

(At the end of the kitchen bench, a solitary figure sits on the bench, helping themselves to a bottle of wine, they are of course…) The host, who might be regretting all this.

(Note: we now move out through the back door and into the fire escape, the door here has been propped open by a flower pot missing three flowers that’s been dragged into place. It is here that we find the two smokers, enjoying a cigarette in relaxed silence. 

The end.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
That looks better than the actual car
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Our two are in a liquid state just now too
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
a license plate frame that says:
I'D RATHER BE DRIVING
MY UNSPECIFIED ORDER ALLOCATION
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It looks terrible
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Meteor strikes Mayon Volcano as it’s erupting ☄️
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_3d...
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Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence (Live in Berlin)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There’s going to be a fire sale of their best players.Then a few years in the championship. West Ham seem to leave no corner left uncut. It’s a shame. Could be a great club. And they should’ve kept Moyes.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Grumpy looking
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Backgammon is a great game. I learned how to play in Turkey. They’re sort of obsessed with it. Really nice on a cooling night with a cold Efes. Then a plate of pide.
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“Created using AI-generated content” under the slogan “greatness never rests” is soooo crazy
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Brynley Heaven @brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
When I described our staff as scum, what I really meant was I respect their skills, loyalty and, above all, their dispensability www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Bank boss sorry after describing workers as 'lower value human capital'
The Standard Chartered boss said he values all colleagues and is committed to helping them cope with change.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’ve just been pushed about too. Two litter trays destroyed, breakfast prep etc. And I got into trouble for being up ten minutes late.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You’re a ’lower value human resource’ so, do what you’re told by your cat overlords, and don’t ask questions…
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
All Weber BBQs
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=QiS-...
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Dumb Things Americans Say to Europeans on The Internet...
YouTube video by JT Reacts
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
True
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No luck
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
That’s where an Amazon Prime account comes in handy. Pretty much 100% next day and no Evri involved
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
www.tiktok.com/@deedeeij/vi...
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Limmy's Show - Raj the Grass
TikTok video by DeeDee
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
For today, how about a cat matinee? Scardey Cat Films presents Nathan Nun's cat movie posters. If you like this work please give a follow. You can check out all my cat art in my shop at nathannunart.etsy.com Enjoy the show! And thank you, Cats of Yore.
A cat poster in the style of an old style sci-fi movie poster. Large, vacuum shaped robots come down from a red-orange sky, sucking up great plumes of dust and unfortunate cats. The cat closest to the viewer watches helplessly as the cat in front of them are sucked into the monstrous machine. At bottom, text that looked like it too is being pulled into the bot reads "Attack of the Vaccubots". At bottom in small text are various movie production credits.A cat poster in the style of a horror movie poster that is a play on "The Shining." A large tabby cat face with wild eyes is forcing itself through a smashed door. In a separate panel, from a different angle, a large clawed paw reaches through the door terrifying a smaller black and white cat on the other side. Large black text underneath reads "The Treating" and "A Stampy Catbrick Film"
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Kort Duce @kortduce.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A great horned owl perches in a tree at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. #BirdOfTheDay #BirdsOfPrey #bird #birds #birdphotography #ECK #habitat #BirdsSeenln2026 #owl #owls
Photo by Kort Duce

A great horned owl perches in a tree at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. In this vertical color photograph, the owl fills the frame in left profile, its head turned as it gazes directly into the camera. It stands on a small dead branch jutting from the trunk of a living tree. The large trunk rises vertically behind the owl, leaning slightly to the right. The background is softly blurred with green leaves, branches both large and small, and patches of gray that hint at the overcast day. The owl’s feathers beautifully reveal the remarkable camouflage nature has created, allowing it to blend almost seamlessly into its habitat.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Plan 9 From Outer Space! It’s so, so bad it a hoot. Granted the movie about him is a the gateway I got into him. Anyway, I still have no idea who that is.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I can’t believe they are old enough for that.
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Dunno. Ed Wood?
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hull FC just now
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John Travolta Confused: What Huh
ALT: John Travolta Confused: What Huh
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Got cats - you need this stuff
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Taz @tazbluskyin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Nope. Make the most of the free time.
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SomersetWhovian 💙 🇺🇦 @clairecopperman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can anyone who lives within striking distance of Thames Ditton help give an elderly cat a loving home? #CatsOfBluesky
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Dogtor Approximate @dogtorapproximate.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Uk cat lovers- . Croquembouche's brother is owned by a lady who is helping someone who has just entered palliative care. She has 15 cats. Most are seniors. 5 are going to a charities home for life situation, it's reluctantly accepted some will be pts. If anyone can love one I can connect.
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Cath Haddon @cathhaddon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
In which i worry about the constitutional literacy of our politicians. Two recent examples of mistaken, or deliberate misreading, of core principles about the role of PM and the issue of confidence. @instituteforgovernment.org.uk www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/comment/labo...
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Labour leadership uncertainty highlights growing ignorance about the UK’s constitution | Institute for Government
Talk of acting prime ministers and shutting down government risks creating constitutional confusion.
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