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Tay @taylorwp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

POV you are a tennis ball

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Tay @taylorwp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I could get through so many Christopher Nolan movies on this flight

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/07/2026

based on the trailer alone I don't think Chris Nolan even played Mario Odyssey

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

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Tay @taylorwp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

There was a shopping mall Now, it's all covered with flowers

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Tay @taylorwp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

NBA Finals : 🐊🏀

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

“Castle and Harper” sounds like a toddler clothing brand that sells bamboo cotton overalls for $48

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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The best part of the 2014 Spurs championship was when my brother took the Larry O’Brien trophy to different parks we grew up playing at unannounced and let whoever happened to be there enjoy it.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

When a guy does this and misses the penalty might be the best soccer thing out there

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Collin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Wilford Brimley if he stayed in the Cocoon pool too long

Baseball player Jake Rogers, who looks like a baby with a walrus mustache

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

the NCAA expanded the tournament because they knew you were getting too close to picking a perfect bracket

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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

how does ESPN justify covering WWE etc as a legitimate sport? and fact they feature it on all their talk shows is astounding. it is fake and merely an entertainment platform.

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

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The Sickos CBB Committee @sickoscbb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

TONIGHT ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF HURLEY VISION

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/03/2026

anthropic: I have made AI tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/03/2026

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Tolkien only mentions this in the appendices but the Elves left for the Undying Lands because they owed everyone a lot of money

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

If I’m US curling I go play action here

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LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

We take randomness for granted.  Early PRNGs were BAD. Thousands of scientific papers used to rely on RANDU, created by IBM in the 1960s.  In 1D space, it looks ok! Map in 3D…you start to see the issues. Now, there *was* a better solution...but it would cost you.

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