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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 28/09/2026
Gone are the mass raids and militarized metro operations. Gone are the pomp and pageantry. But ICE arrests have hit record levels. ICE operations are no longer concentrated in large American cities. Immigration enforcement officials are also working in suburban and rural areas, all across the US.
A map of the United States that shows immigration arrests per 100,000 people since ICE's new enforcement strategy began under DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 23/09/2026
Essa corrida armamentista de enfiar software na goela de todo mundo com essa bazuca de IA está arruinando a UX pra todo mundo. O software que a gente usava para relaxar (mídias sociais, jogos etc.) está ficando feio, burocrático e bugado como o software que a gente usa pra trabalhar.
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Soren Lorensen @vuintrieri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
é tipo a "surpresa de uva", que não tem surpresa nenhuma
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's 1100. You're a peasant in Harmston, England. Congrats! It's a fine place to live. But at what cost? Eels. That's what. Each spring, the village owes Earl Hugh 75,000 eels in rent. So every fall your life becomes all about the eels.* Welcome to Harmston. Here's your net. 🗃️🧪
Meme. Medieval colored drawing showing a figure in a small boat with a large green fish attached to his head. A second fish has a grip on his oar. The figure is likely a man, but this is uncertain. His name is even less certain, but we'll call him Yedward. He seems like he's in trouble, honestly.

Yedward is wearing a long orange shirt, and is paddling his boat across a body of blue water. There are clouds in the background. He might have been wearing a hat at some point, but if he was, the fish has eaten it. He seems very concerned, and you would too. That fish on his head is no joke.

The fish has it's jaws around Yedward's head, and is arching its back so far that its tail will soon touch the top of its head. It's fins are thrust out, and it looks very graceful. We can't really see the other fish much; just it's head, with it's jaws locked around the end of the paddle in the same way that a toddler's eyes lock onto a bag of halloween candy.

It's unfair to name the man but not the fish, so we'll call the head-fish Merwena. She was raised on tales of Jonah & Moby Dick, & longs to be like her literary heroes. She's going to eat this man if it takes all day. He can't paddle forever. Especially with a hole in his head.

The oar-fish (different than an oarfish) is likely named Intercesilly, and seems like someone who's good at sudoku but not parties.

Meme text reads:
"It's gonna be a long fall"
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 18/09/2026
A minha mãe reclamando que o app do Mercado Livre piorou e só consigo pensar que é o resultado direto do passaralho de uns meses atrás
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John Halski @johnhalski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Once. I once said that orbs are nice. ONE TIME. Now, every year on my birthday it’s the same…”
Pope with thought bubble
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
man what do you even say anymore
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 14/09/2026
Corsan está muito cara para me entregar um serviço que para ser ruim precisaria melhorar muito
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Wokerine @neuromanso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bom dia vamos tomar café com bolo, opa não é bolo não é o Januário kkk
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Soren Lorensen @vuintrieri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pior se fosse ENGOLI
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Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"$30 or $40 a barrel"
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Soren Lorensen @vuintrieri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eu achei que a Jennifer Lawrence tinha morrido agora
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Guardian Environment @environment.theguardian.com · 03/09/2026
Invasive tropical mosquito found breeding in east London
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Invasive tropical mosquito found breeding in east London
Climate crisis could increase incursions of Aedes aegypti, which can transmit Zika virus and dengue, experts say
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 29/07/2026
A hipótese de que LLMs não executam algumas tarefas melhor que seres humanos porque o cérebro não depende tão fortemente da linguagem é legal, mas também quebra algumas das ideias mais fortemente estabelecidas da Pedagogia.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 13/07/2026
Passando por isso.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 07/07/2026
Saudade de quando as ferramentas do meu trabalho eram feitas por transsexuais esquerdistas com tempo livre. Agora tudo é o vômito do deus-máquina do tecnofascismo.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 22/06/2026
O único lugar onde eu estou constantemente me sentindo um lixo inútil é a minha própria casa.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
oh come on
The Quad Cities is a region of five cities in the U.S. states of Iowa and Illinois: Davenport and Bettendorf in southeastern Iowa, and Rock Island, Moline, and East Moline in northwestern Illinois.[2][3][4][5] These cities are the center of the Quad Cities metropolitan area, a region within the Mississippi River Valley, which as of 2023, had a population estimate of 467,817 and a Combined Statistical Area (CSA) population of 474,019, making it the 90th-largest CSA in the nation.[6][7][8]
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 18/06/2026
Eu sei que reclamar do gov.br já virou talking point de direita, mas, puta que me pariu, não conseguir usar meu gerenciador de senhas nisso é coisa de arrastar o tech lead por uns 2 km no asfalto quente
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 15/06/2026
Como é que essas bimbos promovendo OnlyFans nas arquibancas da Copa sempre parecem como notícia? Homem é muito retardado mesmo.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yeah, eel-rents are cool. But have your tried demanding rent in fishing gear? Essex landlord John de Boys did. His property paid a yearly rent that included (among other things) 7 eel spears. When he died in 1340 the rent went to his wife. Who was in need of a new...umm...eel. 🗃️🧪
Meme. Painting of a widow. She is wearing all black, including a (sadly) jaunty black bracelet on her left wrist. Her right hand is resting on something, maybe a casket, and there is a rich red drape on the wall behind her. She is looking at you with widow-eyes, and has two long blond braids, one on either side of her face.

Behind her are several small figures. They are either people in the distance, in stadium seating, or they are small figurines on a dresser, much closer. You can't tell from how I cropped the image.

I will assume that figures are spectators in a small bloodsport arena. The widow, Agnutha, murdered her husband and now is facing trial by combat. Her hand is resting on her axe, and she awaits her foe: an ancient and powerful elk. She chose that over fighting 100 ravenous owls, and felt good about it. But the betting odds are 4:1 for the elk.

The crowd buzzes. The gate opens. It's on, Agnutha.

Meme text reads:
"Lookin' for a new man:
Must be moved by the spear-it"
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I mean, yes
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 25/05/2026
Esses logos novos do Google são uma bela porcaria como favicons nas abas do navegador
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Juunin, o memino bolo @juunin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"disseste que se tua vó tivesse força igual a imensa dor que sentes..."
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a cartoon character with glasses and a ponytail is looking at the camera
Alt: a cartoon character with glasses and a ponytail is looking at the camera
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 09/05/2026
Acho que me fodi (apaixonei)
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Secret Service shot a kid today
Politico: Secret Service officers shot a man during an exchange of gunfire Monday near the White House in an incident that wounded a child who happened to be in the area.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 28/04/2026
Projetei um post na outra rede social para atrair o pior like possível e ainda assim me surpreendi com o resultado.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 25/04/2026
Eu estou absolutamente convencido de que o problema da educação em Matemática no Brasil começa pelos professores. Desesperador a quantidade que fala abertamente que "não se dá bem" com a disciplina.
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Turma da Mônica Out of Context @monicaooc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A Substância (2024)
Monca toda derretida esquisita parecendo o monstro de A Substância
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 31/03/2026
A coisa mais simples do mundo, que é um search and replace repetitivo num código legado gigante, eu simplesmente não consigo fazer funcionar com o Claude Opus. E é frustrante não poder contar por aí porque sempre aparece um PAU NO CU pra dizer que meu prompt que é ruim.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 21/03/2026
I have to admit, something in me—some flickering belief that there are limits to depravity—made me think, if only for a few seconds, that @atrupar.com had finally been successfully trolled.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Radical extremist cleric issues angry new fatwa -->
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 18/03/2026
AI made the whole Tech market assume itself as completely fake. Impressive. Kinda like if all doctors suddenly begin to work with homeopathy.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 14/03/2026
Ainda bebaço eu quis fazer uma boa ação e dizer pra menina não olhar o Bumble enquanto trêbada.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 10/03/2026
Esse BBB está muito chato. Briga por briga não tem graça nenhuma. Falta alívio cômico. Acabo me divertindo mais com a reação das torcidas* aqui fora. *excluindo a seita da favorita
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 04/03/2026
Temos um Jeffrey Epstein
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 24/02/2026
Que horror essas chuvas em Juiz de Fora
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 18/02/2026
< wrestling announcer voice > the BIBLE'S!! OOOOOOOOOORIGINAL!!!!!WOOOOOMAANNNNN!!!!!!! < airhorns >
A screenshot of a Wall Street Journal tweet promoting a story about Evie magazine, a bad publication for bad people. The text reads "Named for a modern take on the Bible’s original woman, Evie aims to reach a new kind of conservative: the churchgoing, city-dwelling, working young mother" as if literally anyone in the WSJ readership is unaware who fucking EVE is
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 17/02/2026
É, bicho. Minha vida é trabalhar até morrer.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 15/02/2026
"Billionaires like thinkers who see their exploitation of the weak as good and natural. Epstein funneled ~$20m a year to academic men who shared his ideology [and got] to hold forth in formal sessions at Harvard, condemning feeding and caring for the poor as if he were making a scholarly argument."
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R.L. Stollar @rlstollar.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
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Tasso Evangelista @tassoevan.me · 15/02/2026
Tão entendiado, tão sem perspectiva de aproveitar o Carnaval, que chega a me dar um mal-estar existencial
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026
Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
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