iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The way that the internet knows I have chronic illnesses, but can't figure out which ones and so it keeps sending me videos about POTS, celiacs, and ehers-danlos, none of which I have.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have a potentially controversial take which is that we need to bring back drop ceilings. I'm tired of every space looking like a warehouse.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sorry, but I love how JCO continues to be a complete wildcard of both the best and absolute worst takes. What a person. Total nonsense. No one keeps me on my toes like her. Remember her foot???

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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Austin Ross @austinross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

tfw you publish a new story online

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I finished drafts of both my writing projects, have a hip injury and can't run, and now my life is a gaping maw of nothingness.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I started the dialect quiz, got bored, and remember I talk like I'm from St. Paul, MN because I am. 100% accuracy. Incredible.

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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Do you think you could get 67 votes to convict and remove Trump if he killed and ate a Member of Congress? What if that Member of Congress was a Republican Senator, so the pool was one vote short to begin with? It’s a tough question.

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Guy: I'm not a robot! Sarah Connor: Prove it. How would you email Stephen King? Guy: Dear Stephen King, Carrie White is a complicated young woman whose story needs to be told. I spent last night reading everything I could about Carrie-- Sarah Connor: *empties her entire clip*

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My hot take of the day is that political reporting is more annoying than the most annoying leftist.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

One of the annoying things about trump as president is that anytime anyone in a position of power does something wrong, everyone can just be like "have you seen who's president???" and completely dismiss wrongdoing.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Me: I need to end this portion of my novel on something really good before I sent it to my agent. The last sentence: Seconds later, I woke up to [redacted]’s erect penis pressed against my leg.

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James Tate Hill @jamestatehill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I tell more stories about when I was on Twitter than when I was in high school.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Brian and I are taking a few staycation days in August in lieu of a vacation this year. What would you do within short driving distance of the Twin Cities?

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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I get why it feels like this, but also, you and 3-5 neighbors could join your local (city/county) Democratic Party tomorrow and chances are they'd ASK you to run your precinct

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Every day for the past few weeks I've experienced some small inconvenience or setback that feels like walking down the street being pelted by pebbles except now the pebbles are really starting to hurt

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I bought two kinds of lettuce today???????????????????

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I have some kind of disorder where when I'm told not to eat a specific type of food, I can only think of that food. Why does every recipe include lettuce?

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

So much of the trump administration is so dumb that it's easy to forget that federal agents are occupying cities and killing people.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

All the posts on Threads right now are like “As an expert in pooping, here’s some advice for those of you that are new to pooping your pants.”

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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This is true. Our public health department is legitimately the best at tracing this stuff. Apparently they're known among other state health departments as "Team Diarrhea" (complimentary)

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Turbo Tim's @turbotims.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This is the most amazing little story! You won't believe what a customer had stuck in their car! 🙀 Safe to say they brought it to the right people...

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My brain is very backwards in that pregnancy destroys me emotionally, I feel pretty good! after giving birth, and now, as I start to ween off pumping (which I hate), I am an emotional disaster again.

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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I firmly believe this alone is the biggest driver of crime coverage and discourse

A text from me to a friend saying “it honestly is pretty wild how so much of what people consider ‘crime’ is actually ‘saw a homeless person’”

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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The parents at our daycare got a lot better at communicating during the ICE surge (great!) and formed a parent board (great!) that is predictably all women (not great!)

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Interesting that people will still celebrate father's day even though Josef Stalin himself was a father. Not to mention Pol Pot, Steven Seagal, and Cobra Commander

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Shopping for Father’s Day presents helps me understand why men are insane

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 16/06/2026

reading an academic paper

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 08/06/2026

I think conspiracy may be a bad frame for right wing election denial because what they’re really expressing is a belief in is the idea that non-white people shouldn’t be able to vote.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I'm glad New York is finally experiencing what it's like to be an Alabama football fan* *have one guy fuck up your entire game day to attend the game for like ten minutes

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Now that Brian has completed his job search, I need to complain that all jobs boards are filled with positions that are some variation of cop.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I hope it happens at the Knicks game

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 08/06/2026

If nobody buys your book who cares? You can write an even more stupid one after that

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Like, 2026 has been one giant stressor after another but at least I got to eat this incredible breakfast sandwich and eggrolls for lunch today

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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

This is what novel plot revision feels like

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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

There is a saying that the vast majority of Americans are one emergency away from poverty. This is true. What's also true, I believe, is that most millennials are one crashout away from never coming back.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The purpose of mother's day is to have one day a year where people acknowledge how much work women are asked to do in the household. The purpose of father's day is to create the most fucked up gift lists anyone has ever seen.

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Breweries aren't fun and IPAs are bad

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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It's so funny how the new Minnesota flag went from being like "this is fine, but I liked other design options better" to "I will defend this flag with my life" once conservatives turned it into a culture war issue

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