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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excuse me wtf is this. We all know what's missing here and the obvious absence just makes it more noticeable.
Magic card called Dance with Goblins. David Bowie as the Goblin King is there but his signature bulge is not.
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 @heart.live · 18/08/2026
Lasagna
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026
“After several rounds of clinical trials with a control group, we can confirm that anyone marked by the imprint of suffering from Ranggnarr, The God of Mosquitos, is far more likely to be bitten by the insect deity’s loyal worshippers,” said Entomology Department Head Marcus Falwell
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Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment
NEW YORK CITY—Touting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are ...
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🔞Best Friend Forever🔞 @bestfriendlewd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The gates of Oblivion are upon us. Tamriel is under siege. The Hist demands a force to defend Black Marsh:
A video thumbnail of a tiny and adorable gecko, smaller than a fingertip, on a red string, next to a fingertip pointing to her.
Video title is "Breeding an Army of Lesbian Geckos", channel is "Leafy Street", 4.6 million views, posted 2 years ago.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Look at my lane partner bro, I’m cooked
Vyper deadlock going 0/4/0 kd and already saying gg giving up in lane
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Montyglu @montyglu.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Welp! My longform local Warhammer 40k League has officially ended! And my incompetent ass got LAST PLACE! 19th place to be exact, I didn't win a single game the WHOLE league! BUT THAT DOES MATTER BECAUSE I GOT BEST PAINTED, LET'S GOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/05/2026
Touching grass is not enough, I need to see Elon Musk go to prison. apnews.com/article/fran...
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French prosecutors seek charges against Elon Musk and X over child sexual abuse images
French prosecutors are seeking charges against Elon Musk and X for child sexual images on the platform, deepfakes, disinformation and complicity in denying crimes against humanity by Grok.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 07/05/2026
here u go u sickos
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ocatg | comms open @ocatg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
oughgh tsuchinoko want big long tail....
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 04/02/2026
i'll be so for real if you didn't already figure out crypto was a sex trafficker's dream come true feel free to do the species a favor and let that guilt consume you
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 05/05/2025
Feeding the beast (blue tongue skink)
A short comic about feeding a pet blue tongue skink. mixing food (text says “some of this and this and a little of this as a treat”), offering the platter to skink (text says “Your meal, good sir”), and then the skink hungrily eating (text says “INHALE THE SUSTENANCE”).
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ok deadlock i now want to play your game
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Tato @tatodrudis.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Where my true believers at
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Blood Lily 🩸 🏳️‍⚧️ @tigerlily.northsky.social · 26/12/2025
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
Tumblr post that says “the world isn’t kind” OK???much more importantly are you?

“the world isn’t kind” skill issue. I am 

“the world isn’t kind” not yet it isn’t. 

This is a threat.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Quest Updated That Knife Better Not Be In My Leg Again 14th of Evening Star, 3E433 I have found the knife. It was, indeed, stabbed into my leg this whole time. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player's game being paused by a pop-up window giving them an update on their quest. The scene behind the window is of a room in the arcane university with spell-making altars that look like decorative podiums with candles on the sides. A writing desk with a pile of grey power and various books in the background, as well as a cupboard and shelves with vases, crystal balls, and books around them. A elderly human woman in teal robes stands off to the left with a cocky smile aimed at the viewer, standing upon a yellow symbol on the floor of the Mage's Guild eye insignia. Of comedic note, there are hundreds of steel daggers strewn about the floor.
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Karl Olson 🎃 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 18/10/2025
Dracula Flow Dracula with his chains and bravado, and a speech bubble making it look like he's saying the quoted post
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2025
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
popemobile driving around college campuses with ben shapiro inside, his voice muffled by the bulletproof glass, "debate me liberal"
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juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 08/09/2025
you’re telling me a bottom performed this surgery?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2025
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
CORNUDAS, TX—In response to growing issues with its population of juvenile detainees, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency reportedly announced on Tuesday the opening of a new supermax ...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2025
i love holding real news in my hands
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
donald trump has died
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Transgender for everybody. Everybody transgender. This is not a request.
Dagoth Ur Morrowind
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
My sister THE MAYOR OF BERKELEY hosted our family reunion so I made a shirt to explain my role in our familial unit. See: -The mayor gave a chartered bus tour of her city, then helped cook breakfast for 50 people while on a zoom. -I found a decomposing wild turkey carcass & poked it with a stick.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2025
Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician theonion.com/hulk-ho...
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Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
CLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming cadaver reportedly lifted a mortician high above its head Monday and body-slammed the professional. “At approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan’s deceased corpse underwent spontaneous convulsions, at which point the cadaver bolted upright, ripped off its body bag, […]
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is now canon
Pregnant Clippy
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
dont like seeing this and now you do too
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Oppenheimer realizing he could get blown up too.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
we laughed at the time, but the prophecy is coming true
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
ppl frightened by this like we're not already sticking regular beer bottles up our ass
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
a friend has been introducing me to pro wrestling and i have been slowly learning about the Lore. all this to say i drew a pro wrestler gf x sumo wrestler gf
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2025
Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid theonion.com/pros-an...
Will finally motivate poor Americans who’ve been putting off becoming billionaires

Sidewalks clogged with people “walking it off”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/07/2025
i love holding real news in my hands
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 09/07/2025
the only sport boring enough that half the broadcast is two old men dishing goss, it's perfect
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Tape @tapedek.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The statue of Liberty is a lesbian
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 04/07/2025
how transfemmes look at you when they talk about their mechanical keyboards
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
every single time an episode premise is revealed
A screenshot of Sam smiling coyly and saying "Oops. Sorry sluts."
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Lake Superior rn
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
we gotta shoot and kill mr monopoly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight
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