Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The royal “we” is what ultimately sinks this. I’m not surprised a philosophy professor at a small college with 7:1 student:faculty ratio prioritizes oral exams. Glad you make it work! Too many people think their anecdotal experience should seed a grandiose paradigm shift. Relax, man. 001
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I freely admit I used to find Sea Change emotionally affecting, yet the song “It’s all in your mind” with its gaslit title and vague paranoia of “the people you’re with” was the first song I thought of after reading this. 000
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nominative determinism dictates that “Tommy Tuberville“ should not be in charge of anything other than perhaps a water park in Iowa. “Tommy Tuberville’s Splash Adventures.” You can‘t not imagine the billboards. 001
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As a society, we likely absorb more of humanities output than any other moment in history. When I watch an hour of Netflix, it boggles the mind to consider how many people with a humanities education collectively contributed to my evening. 052
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shout out to the short lived comic maximalism of Riki Lindhome and Natasha Leggero’s Another Period which aggressively parodied elite incest and Gilded Age tomfoolery several years before Gilded Age the show even debuted. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gonna post this to r/anime to see if anyone can figure out what anime this screencap is from. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026PITCH: Osmosis Jones reboot. Every episode takes on a different weird malady inside RFK. 22 episodes a season. 10 seasons.static.klipy.comThrax: Careful, I'm ContagiousAlt: Thrax, a sinister red germ thing: “Careful, I'm Contagious” 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026When people who consider themselves humane think they’re being “moderate” when they cede any ground at all on trans rights, remind them who they’re letting into their brains: Murderers, racists, rapists and con men. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Moses’s ”idolators.” They followed him around for 40 years In a desert. Cut em some slack for chrissake. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Chef Goofy is being dogged with ah-hyucks by food critics who say the celebrity chef goofed up with his soup du jour: Gorscht. 100
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Tech execs do not have, like, a theory of mind for people who aren’t tech execs. If they did, they wouldn’t be so frequently baffled by how repulsive normal people think their whole deal is right now 816500914
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Extreme concentration of wealth in a few mediocre men leads to extreme irrational contests between them and those that want to be them. 000
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Office “Diversity Day” episode aired in 2005. 031
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026it should be the lead singer of Gwar. No CGI. Just the Guy But make him look really tall. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ethical consumerism could only exist in a world with an option for unethical consumerism. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. 141
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s. 0131
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tom Kean went MIA on March 5, the exact day Pokémon Pokopia was released. This can’t be a coincidence. 010
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well, that was a fucking ride. 141145263576
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I wrote about one specific way AI is ruining my life defector.com/ai-animal-vi...defector.comAI Animal Videos Are Ruining One Of The Internet's Last Good Things | DefectorRecently while picking up a banh mi in my neighborhood, I found myself transfixed by a TV in the restaurant showing what I assumed was a nature documentary. At first the footage soothed: Gentle humpba... 241860486
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 03/06/202660 Minutes 2027 will be 3 guys with protein-powder-induced lead poisoning, Eugenicist Barbie and probably Bari herself giving her “I’m a lil stinker” patented smirk at legions of fans (1 eldritch billionaire). 0236
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I was a teenage Vampire Chronicles reader and this is mostly accurate. Though I‘d swap “Final interview” (Memnoch) and “Hiring the Vampire“ (Body Thief). I observe Pandora as Book 7, which does feature multiple vampire birthdays. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026DOGE needs to be be vaporized day 1 by the next Dem administration. 010
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Guest Essay: “I have such a loser opinion, weather satellites can see my BS from space.” 000
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Classic 28112541806
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Think of the executive branch like 90s college radio. They simply, impulsively, cannot… turn off the Spin Doctors. 000
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026*Puts on my cinephile fedora* I would say that New York’s Sewer System is itself the main character of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 000
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)tinybaby @tiny.baby · 07/04/2026i think the number one problem with social media, and i think the first platform to solve this will make a trillion dollars, is there's no way to yell "Hyah! HYAH! GIT!" while making feinting little charges at people who you've already spooked but not yet routed 849336
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/03/2026*nods in sicko* www.wsj.com/politics/pol...wsj.comExclusive | Growing Frustration With Chuck Schumer Spurs Talk of Replacing HimSome Democrats on Capitol Hill are discussing how to get New York’s senior senator to step aside as minority leader amid concerns about his negotiating style and midterms strategy. 591454116
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If you thought people bragging about their poly situation was annoying before… 010
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Jerbert from Accounts is now on the roof and Louinda from HR is in the field to replace the Disappeared People. This is normal. 041
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Forever War Dispatch 2734 AD: The rebel faction known as Stardew Valley Reddit Forum has terraformed Mars into a planetary golf course to lure AI Cloned Mecha Trump away from his 2 century terror reign of harassing female kaiju. 000
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)eli shroom's altered ego @shroompunk.com · 28/02/2026just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production. you have until March 23rd to comment. i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too. 4027192679
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/02/2026I do think a big reason tech CEOs also cooked their own minds on the AI chatbots they foist upon us is that having personalized automated yes-men to chop it up with doesn't diverge much from the environments they've cultivated where everyone they speak to's livelihoods depend on uncritical agreement 860389
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)onion person @junlper.beer · 09/02/2026the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences 866714880
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026post a banger not in English. youtu.be/JphZtpafdKYyoutu.beThe Mars Volta - L'Via L'ViaquezYouTube video by TheMarsVoltaVEVO 000
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I cannot emphasize enough that I do not give a shit who does and does not have immigration status here in the USA. Just absolutely not a useful descriptor of a person to me. 432635
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/01/202690s alt trivia: The band Garbage liked the SE7EN credits enough to hire Samuel Bayer to direct Stupid Girl. 👩🏻🦰🎬 000
Reposted by Beast (Frasier’s version)leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236106630
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Just remembered the Breaking Bad meth was called Blue Sky. 010
Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025“You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell.” 110