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Things I learn after losing pub trivia.

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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The royal “we” is what ultimately sinks this. I’m not surprised a philosophy professor at a small college with 7:1 student:faculty ratio prioritizes oral exams. Glad you make it work! Too many people think their anecdotal experience should seed a grandiose paradigm shift. Relax, man.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I freely admit I used to find Sea Change emotionally affecting, yet the song “It’s all in your mind” with its gaslit title and vague paranoia of “the people you’re with” was the first song I thought of after reading this.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nominative determinism dictates that “Tommy Tuberville“ should not be in charge of anything other than perhaps a water park in Iowa. “Tommy Tuberville’s Splash Adventures.” You can‘t not imagine the billboards.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a society, we likely absorb more of humanities output than any other moment in history. When I watch an hour of Netflix, it boggles the mind to consider how many people with a humanities education collectively contributed to my evening.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout out to the short lived comic maximalism of Riki Lindhome and Natasha Leggero’s Another Period which aggressively parodied elite incest and Gilded Age tomfoolery several years before Gilded Age the show even debuted.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gonna post this to r/anime to see if anyone can figure out what anime this screencap is from.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PITCH: Osmosis Jones reboot. Every episode takes on a different weird malady inside RFK. 22 episodes a season. 10 seasons.
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Thrax: Careful, I'm Contagious
Alt: Thrax, a sinister red germ thing: “Careful, I'm Contagious”
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When people who consider themselves humane think they’re being “moderate” when they cede any ground at all on trans rights, remind them who they’re letting into their brains: Murderers, racists, rapists and con men.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Moses’s ”idolators.” They followed him around for 40 years In a desert. Cut em some slack for chrissake.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chef Goofy is being dogged with ah-hyucks by food critics who say the celebrity chef goofed up with his soup du jour: Gorscht.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tech execs do not have, like, a theory of mind for people who aren’t tech execs. If they did, they wouldn’t be so frequently baffled by how repulsive normal people think their whole deal is right now
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Extreme concentration of wealth in a few mediocre men leads to extreme irrational contests between them and those that want to be them.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Album art for Cursive’s the Ugly Organ featuring a rough painting of a green organ with white keys.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Office “Diversity Day” episode aired in 2005.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it should be the lead singer of Gwar. No CGI. Just the Guy But make him look really tall.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ethical consumerism could only exist in a world with an option for unethical consumerism.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
The cover of Fiona Apple’s album: When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter 'cause you'll know that you're right
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
the cover of PJ Harvey’s album Dry features a lo fi photo of her lips streaked in red lipstick.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tom Kean went MIA on March 5, the exact day Pokémon Pokopia was released. This can’t be a coincidence.
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ozempic Uncle Fester
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I wrote about one specific way AI is ruining my life defector.com/ai-animal-vi...
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AI Animal Videos Are Ruining One Of The Internet's Last Good Things | Defector
Recently while picking up a banh mi in my neighborhood, I found myself transfixed by a TV in the restaurant showing what I assumed was a nature documentary. At first the footage soothed: Gentle humpba...
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
60 Minutes 2027 will be 3 guys with protein-powder-induced lead poisoning, Eugenicist Barbie and probably Bari herself giving her “I’m a lil stinker” patented smirk at legions of fans (1 eldritch billionaire).
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I was a teenage Vampire Chronicles reader and this is mostly accurate. Though I‘d swap “Final interview” (Memnoch) and “Hiring the Vampire“ (Body Thief). I observe Pandora as Book 7, which does feature multiple vampire birthdays.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
DOGE needs to be be vaporized day 1 by the next Dem administration.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Guest Essay: “I have such a loser opinion, weather satellites can see my BS from space.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Classic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chameleon accusingly points and ask, “were you out with the boys again?” Panel 2: the other chameleon replies, “of course not.” Its skin pattern clearly depicts the boys in question, out partying.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Think of the executive branch like 90s college radio. They simply, impulsively, cannot… turn off the Spin Doctors.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
*Puts on my cinephile fedora* I would say that New York’s Sewer System is itself the main character of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 07/04/2026
i think the number one problem with social media, and i think the first platform to solve this will make a trillion dollars, is there's no way to yell "Hyah! HYAH! GIT!" while making feinting little charges at people who you've already spooked but not yet routed
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
*nods in sicko* www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Exclusive | Growing Frustration With Chuck Schumer Spurs Talk of Replacing Him
Some Democrats on Capitol Hill are discussing how to get New York’s senior senator to step aside as minority leader amid concerns about his negotiating style and midterms strategy.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If you thought people bragging about their poly situation was annoying before…
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Jerbert from Accounts is now on the roof and Louinda from HR is in the field to replace the Disappeared People. This is normal.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Forever War Dispatch 2734 AD: The rebel faction known as Stardew Valley Reddit Forum has terraformed Mars into a planetary golf course to lure AI Cloned Mecha Trump away from his 2 century terror reign of harassing female kaiju.
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eli shroom's altered ego @shroompunk.com · 28/02/2026
just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production. you have until March 23rd to comment. i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/02/2026
I do think a big reason tech CEOs also cooked their own minds on the AI chatbots they foist upon us is that having personalized automated yes-men to chop it up with doesn't diverge much from the environments they've cultivated where everyone they speak to's livelihoods depend on uncritical agreement
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/02/2026
the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
post a banger not in English. youtu.be/JphZtpafdKY
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The Mars Volta - L'Via L'Viaquez
YouTube video by TheMarsVoltaVEVO
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I cannot emphasize enough that I do not give a shit who does and does not have immigration status here in the USA. Just absolutely not a useful descriptor of a person to me.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
90s alt trivia: The band Garbage liked the SE7EN credits enough to hire Samuel Bayer to direct Stupid Girl. 👩🏻‍🦰🎬
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just remembered the Breaking Bad meth was called Blue Sky.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell.”
A painting of Jesus telling God that this Bud’s for you.
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