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Beast (Frasier’s version)

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Things I learn after losing pub trivia.

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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 42m
On the upside, the exponential concentration of wealth means less people to yoink off their loot piles when the day comes.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 45m
He appears to be broadcasting live from the Magneto prison cube.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Europe’s greatest weapon, germs, was already waning in power by the 1900s.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The irony is Elon would insist that no, no this data center just corrupts elections and creates CSAM imagery.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hmm. Where else could the social media bots be coming from?
An image of a data center owned by X, the company with the most to gain from bot activity. X is of course owned by Musk, the 2nd most attention-starved and virtue-less man alive.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kids, this is the video intro for Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Conservatism at its core rejects the pursuit of knowledge, and vocations that support it (real journalism, academia, science). The brain rot has just gotten more obvious.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This election is about how the rich had so much free time + manic frustration once their escort service imploded that they pivoted to malevolent oligarchy. Or that was the last election and this is a sequel with the same beats and a more unhinged plot.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The people who think of their chatbot as a companion but want it switched off when they die is so morbidly hilarious. Sorry AI Smithers but Mr Burns has willed that you’re buried together.
A frame from The Simpsons: A model coffin of a deceased Mr Burns doll with a screaming Smithers doll at his feet.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mr President, let me be the first to congratulate you on the Krang growing from your neck. Looking good sir!
Krang, the villain from TMNT that is a brain with little arms and teeth and beady eyes.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Chris Gaines Story, starring AI Brendan Fraser.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know they do a lot of things for the troll of it but like who doesn’t want trees on their golf course? I don’t even golf and these people do. Their misery addiction is profoundly weird.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just because the Kennedy Center sabotage is a real thing it doesn’t change the fact that ZZ Top actually rules and is a legitimate contribution to the performing arts. 🎸🦵🕶️
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is, frankly, a comforting revelation.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The rich guys that have chosen to be main characters are just wildly out of their depth at every moment.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mr Worldwide (Hated)
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That professor’s NYT Op-ed that was like “thank you AI, writing is over”? His own college’s computer science faculty were like lol no absolutely not. williamsrecord.com/473424/opini...
williamsrecord.com
In response to Cruz: We are CS professors. We think writing is critical to thinking
In a response to Professor of Philosophy Cruz's op-ed that appeared in the Sept. 29 issue of The New York Times, professors Rohit Bhattacharya, Lucas Rosenblatt, Daniel Barowy, Shikha Singh highlight ...
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DIY airplane neck pillow is the new deltoid.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hard angles are famously dangerous for babies.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Further evidence CEOs don’t actually know what workers “do” or what AI “will do.”
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair, my Boomer mom only used Facebook the correct way: To post and comment on dog photos. But she’d be first to acknowledge the boomer brand is at an all time low.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For sure this guy’s sticking to Grok summaries.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alas, the article does not answer my real question: Has Zhao talked to his grandpa about what a (widely perceived at that time as benevolent) dictator might do to rich guys?
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The wrong nerds were bullied.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Boys are (alas) Back in Town.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boomers discover Facebook was the real turn. Boomers discover Twitter then broke the world.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last week, a gray jay snatched food out of my hand and when I double checked what it was, I learned it was also known as the “camp robber” which… yeah, accurate.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Irrational belief really is blocking US infrastructure while China’s industry booms. The plagiarism machine is however co-opting the situation with clean energy.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wealth addiction should be diagnosable. These guys would invite themselves into crime scenes to pickpocket the dead.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s offensive to smart people who look a bit doofus that this man is 100% doofus and looks like a 1950s caricature of a doofus.
Chris Rufo appearing like an offensive stereotype of a doofus with slightly crossed eyes, askew tie, and doofus shaped head.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These guys love maps. I wonder if he’s heard of the largest country on Earth or its history of trusting its predominantly white citizens.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Before we judge, let’s remember that we all know or are someone (parents) who has had sex to create content (babies).👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👶
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The millennial keeps seeing House for Sale signs in the distance just before a Gen X shadow monster snatches the signs and runs away.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Watergate was the least of his horrifying acts. To land a job, he sacrificed an incomprehensible number of lives. www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/n...
smithsonianmag.com
Notes Indicate Nixon Interfered With 1968 Peace Talks
Documents from aide seem to confirm long-time speculation that Nixon tried to scuttle a Vietnam peace deal to help his presidential campaign
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing an empire decline in real time is fascinating.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In newsroom news, Newsom knew new sums could fund newsrooms if some use em.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The royal “we” is what ultimately sinks this. I’m not surprised a philosophy professor at a small college with 7:1 student:faculty ratio prioritizes oral exams. Glad you make it work! Too many people think their anecdotal experience should seed a grandiose paradigm shift. Relax, man.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My framing of gaming as a scorned ex-lover only makes sense if NVIDIA is deep in the bag for AI. This is storyboarding 101. I stand by my casual riffing.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The valuation of the 2 industries (gaming v ai) is roughly comparable but in rough estimates as I understand it, gaming requires MORE units (if less compute) per person. Also games are tangible, people PAY for them and AI is 80% dreams. NVIDIA, go back to your spouse.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NVIDIA’s scorned one true love will be there, begrudgingly, when the whirlwind affairs with crypto and AI collapse: Gamers.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I freely admit I used to find Sea Change emotionally affecting, yet the song “It’s all in your mind” with its gaslit title and vague paranoia of “the people you’re with” was the first song I thought of after reading this.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This whole diesel fixation began when Hegseth told him diesel is short for “dude’s fuel” to explain why RFK sweats the substance.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nominative determinism dictates that “Tommy Tuberville“ should not be in charge of anything other than perhaps a water park in Iowa. “Tommy Tuberville’s Splash Adventures.” You can‘t not imagine the billboards.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nominative determinism dictates that “Tommy Tuberville“ should not be in charge of anything other than perhaps a water park in Iowa. “Tommy Tuberville’s Splash Adventures.” You can‘t not imagine the billboards.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if my parents were Tubervilles and named me Tommy I’d just be like ok but I’m going by “Dave.”
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can’t convince me “Tommy Tuberville” is a real guy and not like a minor Paddington antagonist.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Generations of history books will have a Musk Sucked chapter long after we’re all gone. Can’t fight the future on this one, bro.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wild how the obnoxious huckster turned Nazi meme slash CSAM factory a la election-corrupter turned genocide mascot… …is worried his “reputation“ could be harmed by a documentary.
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Code Is virgin is such a funny take. Animism x tech bro x Catholicism. Is my coffee pot virgin? What constitutes intercourse in coffee pot biology?
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Beast (Frasier’s version) @takes2makeugohmm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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