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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stop voting for meme candidates.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me aged 5, watching Captain Planet: these scenarios and characters are exaggerated for narrative effect. Me today: a piglike man in clown makeup is killing all the ponies for no particular reason.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Wow this is a really intense week for news, let me just log into Bluesky and see what takes the literate intellectuals have on the situation….and nope, they’re doing THAT. AGAIN.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I am seeing numbers I’ve never even heard of at the gas pump. WTF.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Met Gala looks this year are giving BLAH and BEIGE and NOTHING.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Actually we weren’t smug and mean enough.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I can’t even be mad about that Arizona loss wtf 🫠
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
there are too many discourses right now put some back
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seattle didn’t come here to play.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I knew Cardi B was gonna be there!
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seahawks are just doing this to prove to the Bears that field goals have value 😂
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seahawks ain’t playing around
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
We need a tinfoil hat emoji
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
why are they like this 🥲
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Instant nonsense from the Bears!
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Hey Chicago it’s the first half of a football game!” I schleep 😴 “Hey Chicago it’s the second half of a football game!” REAL SHIT????? 😲😲😲
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Are the Bears playing like this on purpose or something?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
yeah but i don’t like every day being worse than the day before
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Absolute success for medium hot millennials running for mayor.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 31/10/2025
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 19/10/2025
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Stop inventing new celebrities. I don’t know who you’re talking about.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
NYT games needs to make a pips archive. I’m addicted.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
NOW that’s what I call BLASPHEMY volume 8!
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Ok but what’s up with right-wingers and the Conjuring house? It’s very weird how that’s a whole category of content.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I eat nails for breakfast. Fingernails. I’m very nervous.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
No one is really talking about it but customer service is worse lately too. Also, customers.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A scam call after 10 pm. Outrageous.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Falling for obvious scams and instructing others to be less skeptical is not a morally superior stance.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It’s really a shame that literally no one between the ages of 25 and 75 exist to do all those jobs that experienced adults who aren’t on death’s doorstep are most qualified to do.
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Cara Zelaya @carazelaya.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Me, almost everyday: I reject Catholicism from my life. I have much respect for the great Catholic educators I have had but it is a corrupt evil organization that has inflicted unspeakable harms on this earth. Me during a conclave and when New Pope™️ news breaks:
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Huh.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If I turned in AI generated slop for my Econ homework I woulda failed but I guess that doesn’t apply to everyone.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Today’s wordle was ridic.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Started from the bottom (Monday) now we're here (Friday)
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I hate when Wordle and Connections are both easy on the same day.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Open the schools. I know they ain’t closed, but open some more. Lock people inside.
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monique @thejournalista.com · 08/03/2025
Dear coffee: I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m. I love you, girl.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Open the schools. I know they ain’t closed, but open some more. Lock people inside.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
today is a being mean to me blackout. nobody be mean to me all day
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I seriously sit around doing crossword puzzles like it’s my full time job and I’m not even good at them.
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small black coffee @sydneyyyd.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dear esophagus, I’m going to eat some pasta with red sauce and a big old glass of wine. NO ✋🏽 consequences please!
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The Fox News has made an ecosystem of perpetual victims who don't have to answer for anything. It's always somebody else's fault, DEI or Woke or The Media, and that way you can be as stupid as you want. Yeah, so I'll laugh a little bit at the leopard eating their face as it eats mine.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The combination of the wrong people having way too much money and far too many people being very stupid is not helping things at all.
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Tammy Smith 🏳️‍🌈 🐸 @smitht1986.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What makes you uncomfortable doesn’t make me unqualified.
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 07/02/2025
Today, I cooked on the back left stove burner just to feel something different. Thanks for following my journey.
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