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SandWood Jones

@swjones.bsky.social
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ferret who programs good im not that good at it but i still do it icon by @fish-ears.bsky.social brazil refugee, old videogame enthusiast, average linux acolyte, video essay watcher

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20h
the thing thats giving me culture shock about this post is that any 18 year old in america would welcome a 21 year old homie. that's gonna be how you buy alcohol and vapes
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 22h
Average Latin American election.
Text from article reads: He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan "'m the good Hitler".
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22h
I get that not everyone understands that baking is a precise science but surely, surely there is no way you genuinely thought you could replace the sugar in your cake with "calorie free cofee sweetener tablets" and blame it on the recipe being bad
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Tried making a cake...

I tried making a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, and this was supposed to be the base for it.
It was even supposed to be a bit on the healthier side, so I substituted the sugar for a 1200 pill pack of those calorie free cofee sweetener tablets.
It was in the oven for maybe 7 minutes at the reccomended temperature and turned out like this.
Did this happen because 1 misread 2 tea spoons of baking soda for 2 table spoons or was I just unlucky and used a bad recepie?
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15h
me to all of you tbh
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14h
The “racist gang music” in question is “Teach Me How To Dougie” by Cali Swag District These people aren’t real, man
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there is genuinely something so surreal about watching sonic mascots dance to racist gang music X_X
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i just joined the sonic stream literally what the fuck is going on
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13h
i can do this too btw
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14h
chichieverdette posts very attractive woman dressed up as sunflower with the caption: "Me trying to impress vegetarian trade." FailedVessel67 quote posts on twitter saying: "Crazy Dave: Golly gee how shall we get enough sun to help us fight against those dastardly zombies? The ever dutiful Sunflower:"
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the community is already making toughest edits for an old lady on a bench
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the most American things ever is to think that collabing with your government's military is apolitical and being confused as to why friends of yours they live in a country that your military wants to invade feel like you've betrayed them
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 09/10/2026
The "how you die" label bot thing makes some posts even better, honestly.
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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All arguments in favor of Windows over Linux are one of these: 1. Still need Photoshop or whatever (the valid one) 2. Based on decade-old info and/or jokes 3. Blaming issues with Linux on Linux users while treating the same issues on Windows as an unpleasant inevitability, like wasps or earthquakes
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They'd gun you dead in the streets if you tried making an anime opening like this today
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/10/2026
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
>people aren't computer literate >"hey i can help you if you want to learn" >"how dare you. not everyone knows things like you do" ???
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 08/10/2026
holy shit its him
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 07/10/2026
Xavier Renegade Angel speechbubble
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026
truly amazing how stupid the average rightwinger is and how stupid someone like JD vance has to pretend to be to appeal to their base. there's just absolutely no way someone like JD vance doesn't know what socialism is lol
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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mothbugbuns @bugbuns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this angle of ratking makes me giggle
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a shot from project Hail Mary I fucking adored was the Eridian ship mimicking the movements of Ryland’s ship cuz something that massive moving that quickly in the silence of space is such a striking visual
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A bunch of folks who have never had empathy for Palestinian deaths are quoted here en masse responding to an accurate, smart, and thought out statement. Same as if ever was. Zohran is great. His critics continue to relegate themselves into history's villain pile.
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 07/10/2026
this interaction is slaying me
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good night
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn't it funny how all the things required to keep the net in a functional state also just so happen to be bad for kids? Torrents, online spaces, the internet archive. All bad for kids! What are the odds right?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right
Funny is a genus of macrobunid spiders from China.

Etymology

edit
The specific name of Funny valentine was described as "an arbitrary combination of letters" by its authors.[1]
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BigZ! 🎨🐻✨🔞 @bigzbl00dgear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haven’t played DeadLock yet but looks fun and I like the character designs so I doodled an Ivy and a lil Rem.
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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flamesatgames @flamesatgames.com · 07/10/2026
my vent art
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it blows my mind that these bizarre AI people think “the commons” is just sitting around for them to strip-mine for free
OpenAI "rogue" agent activities found on wikimedia projects. by selena deckelmann 5 october 2026
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Qostine @qostine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Puppet show
Drawing of seven from deadlock hanging from his tubes while holding kelvin's hand. Kelvin has line/string tied to him from below and his face is shadowed like ink blob.
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Mollyco @mollyyancey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
something crazy happened at the pharmacy
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@catnipocalypse

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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marilokh @marilokh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
current experience playing deadlock
a digital drawing of graves and grey talon from deadlock. graves is bonking her head with the lich hand in a 'tee hee' pose, sticking her tongue out. she says, "idk how to play sowwy." grey talon says, rather forgivingly, "it's OK."
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🧊 dani 🧊 @icebitez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pc ports rn just feel like this
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pomni..
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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
captain ahab when captain amab and captain afab walks in
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Keeeth @keithgarces.newgrounds.com · 02/10/2026
Deadlock Animated - Batcase 🦇💼
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 02/10/2026
he said there's rats in his lane biting him
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Ayvie-E/P @ayvie-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's see what my #Deadlock main has to say
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Qwepsii @qwepsii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the only #deltarune post that matters actually
Tumblr post by user "abandoned quiche" which states
"imagine ralsei finally comes out as trans and its a big moment and then at the end of the scene starwalker slides on screen and says "I will also            Transition"
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val! - coms open - making comics! @117.zone · 02/10/2026
funny skeleton #deadlock #art
it's deadlock danny deadman but it's the masayoshi takanaka album all of me, and danny is in place of him. I repainted the background :)
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yazidihimyari posts ancient sculpture with face on it, labeling it on twitter as: "Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele." Caroline Almansura-El quote posts to say: "esoteric yemeni tungs."
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