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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ffs it’s impossible not to watch the traitors live with this place. Grrr fucking spoilers! I know it’s “live” tv but I’ve not watched live tv other than football for years 🤪

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

From @arseblog.com today “The sporting sanctions obviously matter too, but in my opinion the punishment for the team, for the players and the ultimately the fans, cannot be greater than the one dispensed to the people who strategised and planned this enormous sham.” I’ve always been torn on

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Cartoon Steve Bould. @cartoonstevebould.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I actually find it quite nauseating how City fans have adopted the defences of City's PR machine so credulously. It's really a cautionary tale about how we all risk letting our emotions override our intelligence, and how people in/chasing power can exploit that.

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Jag @mancgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kieran Maguire on 5 live right now saying for every £1 sponsors paid Sham City, the owners put in £8. Put like that somehow makes is sound even worse than what we’ve already seen.

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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They’re losing the fans…

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was this supposed to be an internal video or public facing? 🤣🤣🤣 🤡

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“this rules row”. What?! How many of these journalists are on the second salary payroll? 🤣

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is he ever right about ANYTHING?

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, Bernardo, it’s your football. The football of fucking cheating cunts.

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Pete (beautifulgroan) @beautifulgroan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rodri is without doubt an incredible footballer. But every time he opens his mouth, something extraordinarily stupid comes out.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.

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Jaipur Drinker @jaipur-drinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Will any of the 115 punishments include an obligation for the City ownership to pay back supporters who stumped up good money on match tickets and TV subscriptions to watch multiple seasons worth of competitions where City cheated to win? No, but maybe they should…

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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The investigations/charges only go up to 2018 but make no mistake: everything - absolutely everything - that City have done in the years since was built on the foundations of these breaches as well. And everything they continue to do in the coming years. There is no separating these things.

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

NEW: A video looking at what went so wrong at Brighton, for @arseblog.com 🤯 The opener being against the run of play 🛡️ Problems defending long shots 🤦‍♂️ Issues playing out 🎯 The team's worrying attacking stats

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Was Brighton as Bad as it Looked? | Between The Lines

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m so tired of seeing these players going on and on and on about why they should get the ballon d’or. Or why their teammate/employee should.It’s a fucking team sport. And guess what Mbappe won fuck all this year. Yamal a literal kid so maybe more understandable,but football shouldn’t be about that!

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That was atrocious. Been a while. But we’re still +2 on same fixtures last season.

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Had to score there. And of course… ffs

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why back off him of all people 😓

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The journo who asked Mikel about going unbeaten should ask De Zerbi about going thru the season without a single goal!

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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why is it that the *opinion* of a billionaire tax dodger who hates his country of birth is deemed worthy of a full-length feature on the website of the public broadcaster?

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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK

Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.

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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

JPMorgan(notinthetitle)Chase

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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 07/09/2026

"AT LAST, ELECTRIC CHELSEA LOOK LIKE A PROPER CLUB AGAIN" [Mail]

AT LAST, ELECTRIC CHELSEA LOOK LIKE A PROPER CLUB AGAIN
...but formidable Arsenal still have an extra gear as Arteta triumphs in Basque barn burner
Daily Mail7 Sep 2026OLIVER HOLT Chief Sports Writer

THEY are childhood friends from San Sebastian, who played football on Playa de la Concha, and received eclectic football educations that were influenced by the minds of men such as Johan Cruyff, Pep Guardiola and Rafa Benitez.

They were both fine, cultured midfielders, thinkers who were born to be distinguished coaches.

They met as coaches for the first time yesterday, dressed identically in the style of the fashionable manager, shortsleeved shirts, dark slacks and pumps with dashes of white.

But they are not in Basque Country any more. English football has them now. And yesterday afternoon, they were swallowed up by its passions and its glories. Mikel Arteta and Xabi Alonso, the managers of Arsenal and Chelsea masterminded an absolute barn burner of a game, a contest full of sound and fury and, sometimes, footballing beauty that was a credit to both of them.

At the end of the breathlessness, Arsenal ran out winners and even at this early stage of the season, it felt significant. Chelsea had come here as pretenders to Arsenal’s throne after a swashbuckling start to their campaign but even if they did themselves credit, they could not quite keep pace with the champions.

Alonso (right, with Arteta) saw his side produce some stunning attacking football and broke with lightning speed and skill. This result suggested they will improve dramatically on their 10th-place finish last season but that they have to take another step forward to be a match for Arteta’s side.

This Chelsea has many attributes but it cannot quite match Arsenal’s completeness. Arsenal are an eight or nine out of ten everywhere on the field. And their substitutes are on the same level.

Chelsea have weaknesses in defence and midfield that were their undoing at the Emirates and will be again. They ar…

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Great piece. And a very relevant one with all the amazing young talent we have from Hale End. I love the way Max is being managed and i also trust Per Mertesacker has put a lot in place for safeguarding in his time running the academy.Also getting those who don’t make it ready for a fulfilling life.

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

lol Zverev didn’t realise he had won the tournament and was getting ready for next serve! 🤣🤣🤣

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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Chelsea have conceded more goals than 11 of the bottom 12 teams.

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Maybe a Ben White bot is the solution 🤔 @arseblog.news

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Jaipur Drinker @jaipur-drinker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Popped in for a swift ruff…

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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The irony about the people involved in these masked protests is that they all probably support banning the wearing of burkas.

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Correct for Arsenal. 8 for Chelsea if you count Lampard 2 months and MacFarlane 2x a few games. I wouldn’t count MacFarlane but 7 still takes us to Terry Neil appointed in 1976! Mad! Loving it!

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

For the first time in my life, I got to see The Arsenal (men) on my birthday. I was quite nervous it could backfire. I fucking hate those cheating cunts and Kavanagh (who was dreadful). But I guess I should just let it all work out. ❤️🤩 What a performance at the home of the Champions. 🎉🎉🎉

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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"You told me Arsenal will sign me, and now I have to pretend I like Cole Palmer's hair more than Yours'."

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It’ll never cease to amaze me how many of these last minute deals happen (or not) every time. Million pound organisations rushing to do their homework at the last minute. I know deadlines move things in other business, too but this is another level!

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

lol, we’re not gonna get our sell on clause profit, are we? 🤣 What a day!

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Aaron Lerner @aaronclerner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Does it strike anybody else as a bit odd that several clubs who are under investigation for financial breaches / already been sanctioned keep selling players to each other for massive fees above what other clubs value those players at?

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Merino was so good btw. How we missed him in the second half of last season. He was EVERYWHERE. Like a new signing 🙃

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Awful first half, better second. I’ll never get tired of this chant though ❤️🤩. +3 on last season 👌

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D @highburydb102.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Looking forward to tonight’s bottom of the transfer window clash at Villa Park.

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YankeeGunner @arsenalvisionpodcast.com · 30/08/2026

Been asked to go on a Barca pod to discuss what Jesus will offer them and I think I should wait until the deal is finalized 😂

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026

Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online theonion.com/lawyers-say-andrew-tat…

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Swissgooner @swissgooner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

On my wedding day, I was wearing a shirt with cuffs for the first time in my life and it went to the dry cleaners beforehand. They ironed where the fold was and putting it on, I didn’t fold it back. I look like that on almost all my wedding photos. So much for spending on a tailored suit! 💀🫣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.

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