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@swampcollege.bsky.social
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He/They Gay Stream on Twitch sometimes you should go look at that if you want www.twitch.tv/swampcollege

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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 21h
WRONG!! we created gyms because we wanted to see NAKED, SWEATY MEN!!!
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
where are garfields big naturals?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
normal poster: posting is fun poster's madnes: posting is important poster's rabies: posting is the only thing that's important
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my controversial opinion is that men should only have sex with each other until woman give up feminism
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Now why is it not opt-in?” said Minton. “That’s what everybody here is spamming in chat. I get it. ‘Let me opt in versus making me opt out.’ There’s an honest answer, and I think most of you can probably appreciate this: If it was opt-in, nobody would opt in. That’s honestly the answer.”

This was followed by a torrent of all-caps chat responses that included “THEN DON’T ROLL IT OUT,” “SO WHY EVEN DO IT,” and “IF NO ONE WOULD OPT IN THAT MEANS NO ONE WANTS IT.”
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my eyes have been cursed and now i inflict the curse on you too, dear reader
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A woman runs off a cliff. Her friend points and states "you've gona and run off the cliff..." The first woman, floating in midair says "that's OK. This is a cartoon." With confidence, she points to herself with her thumb and says "if I don't look down I won't fall." An incredibly low flying plane trockets by and sucks her into the jet engine, spewing viscera out the back with a BZZZZZZHHH much to the other woman's horror.
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've made myself this wierd tick where whenever someone posts a pic of themselves and other people comment on how good they look i want to say "yeah id fuck you" but you just can't do that because of woke
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just the classics of course "Fire hot The professy will help Fire indeed hot" And "Then you will be fired Fine! Out of a cannon, into the sun"
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Shani 🫧 (Bluesky hates Palestinians) @mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DbCJF4Dtf4...
From artist’s image description under their IG post

Image description: a multi-colored illustration on a green background. Across the top and bottom reads in white handwritten all caps type, "I wish you all would love disabled people like you love disabled animals." In the center is an illustration of Jimothy, a raccoon with a spinal syndrome (SSS) that gives him a shortened torso. Surrounding him are different illustrated accents and flowers. To the side, reads the artist credit @CourtneyAhnDesign.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/07/2026
horse (@lincnotfound) on Twitter: "professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale"
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Robert trainticket
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If i was old and frail right now it would be my mission to not die until after the explosive diarrhea epidemic had passed.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/07/2026
In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket
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Creature From The Zach Lagoon @emo-sludge.com · 08/07/2026
Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome.
If you want to avoid these Al generations of your Instagram posts, without switching your account to private, you'll have to dig into the app's settings.
Open the Instagram app, tap your profile, and then tap the three lines in the top-right corner of the screen. Then, scroll down to the Sharing and reuse tab. Here is where you should see a section labeled Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with Al features on Meta, with a toggle for Posts and one for Reels.
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/07/2026
I hope this doesn’t negatively affect voters’ opinions of guys who got nazi tattoos
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Maybe like, with a big fur coat on, to really own the libs
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/06/2026
this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would
a screenshot of a youtube url showing the actual url as everything before the ? and everything after as “tracking nonsense”
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Anguilla Noticer @myopicduck.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don’t care for this discourse. It’s stale. Bring me another discourse, waiter.
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Can anyone translate "L’influenceur masculiniste néonazi" for me? I'm kinda stuck on that one. What could it mean?
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why is it that every year when somewhere in the world gets temperatures that are extreme for that part of the world (either hot or cold) that people feel the need to make fun of the locals experiencing the extreme weather as if it isn't literally killing them?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A man in a beret says "thank you for coming to my art show... hey do you smell gas?" A pipe behind him leaks gas resulting in an explosion. The artist gets one of his paintings lodged in his face and says "Oh God. Oh fuck." A patron says "QUICK! we have to separate the art from the artist."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A surgeon says to a trans woman covered in bandages "congratulations on your facial feminization surgery. It was a complete success!" The room darkens and he then says "however, you didn't specify what woman's dace you wanted, so..." She pulls off the bandages and says "what? give me the mirror!" She looks into it and shouts "OH CHRIST, you gave me the Thatcher?"
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"I dont understand what this word means so let me use this device that gives me access to all of human knowledge to complain about that instead of looking up what the word means"
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If you ever want to feel insane go to the comments section of the horrible scary movie 6 trailer on YouTube. There is no way that those people are not bot accounts man
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tais toi beta
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
people keep pointing to the KH cover art and zooming in on bits they think are AI and i dont know how to tell you all this but those bits just look like that the character designs are ass sorry
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I always feel pretty blegh about getting another year older but it is nice to get a hand-made card from someone :3
Hand-made birthday card featuring a cartoon crocodilegator and some present in rainbow colours. Card says "wish big"
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month!
a drawing of a seal wearing a pink sweater and a bow. the seal says "Marriage equality isn't achieved until disabled people can marry without losing their benefits."
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My cat will bug me when im on the toilet and I always say "listen cat there's literal shit coming out of my actual asshole right now so I can't help you at the moment"
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🌜Sara Kipin🌛 🔜 LBX Table #629 @sarakipin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think we’re long past the “ai bad because of stealing” argument and fully in the “ai is also actively and tangibly destroying our planet why are you even trying to use it as an art tool at this point” stage
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is a video of a ribbon eel (Rhinomuraena quaesita) captured by Tjeerd Schone in waters near Padangbai, Bali in 2025. Every ribbon eel is born male, with jet black skin & transitions first to this colorful male, then to female - only when they've reached their max size. Let's talk about it.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 26/05/2026
Bad Bunny has been cast as Pizza with Sunglasses in ‘TOY STORY 5’.
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I installed bidet a few months ago and it's probably been one of my worst decisions because now I hate going when im not home. Like you want me to shove what in my where now after I've just did a what. Filthy
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star trek title card says "fuck the prime directive im killing baby grogu" ive never stared a trek
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My job is unionized and last year we almost went on strike because we where getting a new contract and the company wanted to take away some of our privileges and pay us less. They dont care about you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/05/2026
ah yes i can’t wait to get answers that are ai generated and far more intelligent than before
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
*wearing a normal cheap underwear brand* heh that idiot Sherlock is going to think I like women. Fucking homophobic loser lmao
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Deleting the bluesky app from my phone lest I become as horribly online as this person. Idk if touching grass can fix them
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
There are cave paintings of dudes jacking it and we want to pretend sex isn't an inherent part of being human
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Did the Canadian census and all the questions where about what languages I speak and how often I speak them. It took 30 seconds I feel like thats wrong? Like that can't be all they want to know can it?
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
.... my life insurance company just emailed me "hey we noticed you don't have a beneficiary" out of the blue. Given the global political climate maybe don't do that actually
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Swampcollege @swampcollege.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I remember back in my day you didn't need a paid membership to get all the same benefits a paid subscription gets you now
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