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swampborn

@swampborn.bsky.social
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👻 local cryptid 🏳️‍🌈 queer/nonbinary 📍 southern US

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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ELRIC, THE ETERNAL CHAMPION - 2026
a digital painting of ELRIC, Michael Moorcock's most famous character, and albino prince who pulls power from his runesword Stormbringer. here he swoops down into a morass of writhing chaotic life and flesh. his cape billows behind him and a lilac sheen bounces off his gothic armour. the armour is (by fantasy standards) adorned with decorations evoking dragons. the lining of his cape is blood red.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kestrels can hover in place for over a minute at a time while scanning for food, if wind conditions are ideal. This stationary hunting method, which earned them the historical nickname "windhover," lets them drop vertically on prey like mice and insects.
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
choose your fighter
a Photoshop parody of the Family Matters sitcom intro, showing a neighborhood from a birds' eye view, various houses of size and color and other buildings in the background.  in place of "Family Matters," the title is "Maybe It'll Happen Today" in yellow matching font with a slight shadow in reference to the day that the dumb orange pedophile motherfucker and genocidal dictator kicks the KFC bucket.  the watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM" and in the lower right corner is the ABC Family logo.a Photoshop parody of the Full House sitcom intro, showing the Golden Gate Bridge with cars traveling on it in San Francisco with a wide ocean view.  in place of "Full House," the title is "Maybe It'll Happen Today" in white matching font and a slight shadow in reference to the day that the dumb orange pedophile motherfucker and genocidal dictator chokes on his Diet Coke.  the watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM."a Photoshop parody of the Friends sitcom intro, showing Central Park at night with an orange couch and a lamp in front of a water fountain.  in place of "F • R • I • E • N • D • S," the title is "M • A • Y • B • E   I • T •' L • L   H • A • P • P • E • N   T• O • D • A • Y" in white matching font and a slight shadow in reference to the day that the dumb orange pedophile motherfucker and genocidal dictator is fatally attacked by his Big Mac.  the watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM."
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sometimes I think about how one of the earliest live/on-air bloopers in broadcast media is a 1930s radio broadcaster who once said "Hoobert Heever" by accident
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
NARRATOR: WE DID NOT IN FACT GET IT TOGETHER IN TIME
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We must believe in a world to create that world
Battlemech looming over highway with sign

“Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”
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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
voids 🐈‍⬛ and aliens 👾 #art #sketchbook #caturday
Photo of a sketchbook spread filled with a bunch of silly drawing of cats done in ink and acrylic markers. Most of the cats are black cats, but there’s two green alien ones, one of which is flying in a saucer.
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i thought about brienne of tarth too hard again and it fucked me up
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
tsa agent: [patting me down] are you sensitive in any areas? me: [whispering, hand on my heart] only here
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it. he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
An orange and white cat is so proud of you.
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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Witch Hats, not just for when grandma is visiting.
A woman in a fancy witch hat.
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"
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Erica Chenoweth @chenoweth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”: ‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU: 1. Don’t know 2. Don’t care 3. Don’t tell 4. Don’t have 5. Don’t know how to 6. Don’t give 7. Can’t do 8. Don’t sell 9. Don’t show 10. Do nothing’
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
sure i could stop ending every sentence with “haha” but then how will people know im being approachable and friendly instead of cold and indifferent haha
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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
#makeaterriblecomicday birds
comic - scribble me thinks a while, then grins and proclaims “BIRDS!”
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Y'know like are YOU hungry? Cuz i could go for a bite. Just like a little snack somewhere, if we see a cafe along the way. What? Oh nah nah not like a sit-down place, I'd just get like, a bagel or something. - The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Pretending to Be Only a Little Hungry But He Knows What He Is
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swampborn @swampborn.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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swampborn @swampborn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
ready to "during pride month? :( " every minor inconvenience that comes my way #pride
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/12/2024
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends: 1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration; 2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you; 3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
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