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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
no Valerie NO :(((
theguardian.com
Valerie the dachshund is found safe and well after 529 days on the run on South Australian island
Rescuers on Kangaroo Island off South Australia say they are ‘overjoyed’ after the dog walked into one of their traps
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
well, sometimes I go out by myself and I look across the water and I think of all the things, what you're doin' and in my head, I paint a picture
theguardian.com
Experts ‘amazed’ at survival of Valerie the miniature dachshund – on the run on South Australian island for more than a year
Pet escaped from her pen when her owners were holidaying on Kangaroo Island, which is famous for its native wildlife
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
really struggling to put into words the curdled mixture of envy and extreme anxiety that this has elicited in me
theguardian.com
Outside in: the extraordinary home inside a giant greenhouse in Norway
An architect has designed a sustainable home inside a glass box, where fruit and veg grow, and their family can thrive
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
dear god though the painful accuracy of this frame. the tone of voice, the angle of arms, the self-satisfied complacency, the peevishness, the self-regard
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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Briony Neilson @brionyneilson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Workers in the asparagus line at Harvest Foods factory in Melbourne in 1957 (photo by Wolfgang Sievers, National Library of Australia)
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
classic Blinkinsopp, what an absolute ledge
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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
For #InternationalWomensDay, my favourite photos by my favourite women photographers Weeki Wachee Springs, Florida, 1947 📷 Toni Frissell This shot was used on the cover of Bill Evans & Jim Hall's 1962 LP Undercurrent This morning's soundtrack: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIly...
An underwater shot: a woman in a long white nightgown swims on her back, her head above the water.
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Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I've nearly got this down to an almost non-linguistic closed system collage of meaningless in-jokes, and that is a sweet sweet feeling
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
literally me in restaurants. seductive, a bon vivant, worldly, seigneurial? omg check, check, check, CHECK
me, in a restaurant
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
PNINS AND NEEDLES
Needles books
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
same buddy, same
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Victoria Gausden @ancientnmodern.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Accidental Renaissance painting in The Guardian this morning.
Photo of Zelensky, Macron and Starmer, arms entwined, very still, statuesque, grave
The Visitation altarpiece by Jacopo Pontormo. Two figures with arms extended, one looking on. Similar composition to Guardian photo
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
ahahaha loving the idea of her just losing patience every so often and getting it wrong on purpose rather than by mistake. *tippytippytap* and then the Fellowship came to the Kingdom of *tippetysigh* blahblah Lothboringen and fought idk fucking twelve-headed undead marsh spiggots or something
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
what a wonderful time the late-60s-late-70s window was for green mannish stuff. although a shame it was typically played for shrieks because in many ways this is the dream, really, isn't it
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S.C. Flynn @scyflynn.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"Cole Porter: The Cthulhu Years"
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
loved their first album
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
She stood on the cliff top and witnessed an angel hovering in a shaft of light
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
there's nothing better than a game of crowquet
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
the trouble with alec guinness was that he just couldn't enunciate
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
why do you all want to know how much swearing you've done just have a fucking guess
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
*flutters flylashes*
Index:
spiders 21, 645, 646
    attracting 29
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
cowstume
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
*instant loud explosion of Nyman music*
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
at last a project worth ge invol wi
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
wow ok geez what did yesterday me know
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Liam Neeson IS Rene Artois
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
a recurrent dream of rescuing the brick, in your pyjamas, for the advanced swimming badge
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
flipping heck
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
good grief
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
the idea of not reading this properly and bringing only a miniature tent. the dog looking at you silently, hurt, disappointed. it starts to rain. "we'll make the best of it," you lie. somewhere, out in the dark, there is a snapping, stepping sound, and a rasp of breathing, drawing nearer
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
a man with a criminal past, but *ahem-hem* no criminal future *heh-heh-heh-hemmm*
passing judgement
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Ben Morgan @benjlmorgan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Vivid image of Pine-Coffin senior shouting through his beard 'enough! It's never done me any harm, and neither did it father!' over a breakfast of boiled ham. Young pine-coffin across the table, flushed with rebellion.
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
to be honest this has been my working assumption for a number of years
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I mean obviously but good christ the news is depressing this evening
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
usually I'd say "I get this a lot"
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
this kind of situation is truly the ancient greek dramatic arc of our age
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
One from 1854. TL;DR version: 🐈‍⬛
A NOISE IN THE HOUSE.—A correspondent from Ipswich writes thus :—"I am anxious to obtain the advice of any of your correspondents who may have experienced an intolerable nuisance such as I have to complain of in the house I now occupy, and the discovery of the cause of which baffles me. Although it has existed eighteen months, and arose from the time excavated the one adjoining, to make a kitchen in the basement, I have not found a person capable of suggesting a cause for so remarkable a noise. I will give you a few particulars. At first it is not con-tinuous, but ceases, or nearly so, from about autumn, but as I expected returns about the beginning of April as bad as ever. I ought also to say it is only in the day time, commencing at sun rise, stopping bydegrees as the sun recedes from west: the stiller and warmer the air, the more noise; indeed, a stiff breeze seeins to stop it. Mine are three substantial brick-built and slated houses, built on a rising hill, and were exempt till I made the alteration named. The sound is heard most in the basement and ground-floor, and conveyed by the walls, I suppose, to the top of the house a three story one. It appears like the moan of a small dog, commencing softly, ending suddenly, the length varying from a few seconds to five minutes, with intervals between of various lengths. It is not heard in the house I altered, the end one, and not so loud in the other.
I must do something to stop it, but should like the opinion of any of your readers as to the cause, and advice under the circumstances."
An examination
of the place itself would seem to be necessary before advising; still some of our readers may be led to offer a suggestion. Few ghost stories have so good a foundation as this would afford for one.
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I am sat outside in the spring sunshine with a cup of coffee, this has literally been my sole ambition for five months, never give up on your dreams
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"please lord, just give us a sign"
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
@regretteruane.bsky.social this is the crossover event for sure. I think it's A Sign
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Me, an octopus in a mariana trench coat, standing at the bar, pretending to be a human. My internal monologue: this is taking a while, I wonder if they'd mind me just reaching over and helping myself
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
a drive along rural high-hedged lanes this morning beneath a spring-blue sky. resplendent pheasants dashing at the last moment in front of the car, partridges, like nervous articulated boiled sweets, scuttling under gates, dark-earthed ploughed fields scattered with white gulls
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"Barbara! Call the Institute!"
a black box with a stick figure in it. it is upside down and the face/head is a red circle.
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
always happy to be reminded of the ballachulish figure, an object so profoundly frightening that I had to immediately walk away from it at high speed when I saw it in the national museum of scotland
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
tag urself etc. (cryogenic vault)
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
are you fucking kidding me
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swaefastide.bsky.social @swaefastide.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
quickly, quickly, sit down and watch The Wicked Lady on Old Person's Telly. You will expire of Camp
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I was sent down from italic school for getting straight A’s in my exams.
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