Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendJeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what to do, gang… Share this far and wide! 9372225 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendRik Henson @rhens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So thankful to the University of Cambridge for enabling a new chapter in the long history of the APU/CBU (since MRC decided to close all its units…) 45718 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendUniversity of Cambridge @cam.ac.uk · 25/09/2026Cambridge University announces a new Cambridge Mind and Brain Institute focused on understanding and improving brain health across our lifespan, from early childhood through to old age. Find out more 👉 bit.ly/4hpgZsl @mrccbu.bsky.social 13312 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's only been 90 years since the Battle of Cable Street. I hope these "Black Shorts" meet the same reception. 110 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You'll recieve the order of Lenin for this Tim. RIP Tim Curry. 000 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed: 9365724504 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Trump is Anu, Natalie Harp is Inanna. Anyone who knows what that means knows that it's bad. #mutineersmoon 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I've seen a few articles lately about installing solar panels over crops. I'm not saying it's a bad idea but don't plants grow worse in shade? 100 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My five favourite James Bond movies (in no particular order): 1. From Russia with love. 2. Goldfinger. 3. You only live twice. 4. The spy who loved me 5. Thunderball 000 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/08/2025if “tens of millions” of british people wanted a “full blown revolution” they would be protesting outside parliament. as it happens, dozens of british people are chucking bricks at asylum seekers, so i’ve come to a different conclusion about what it is these people want 135559 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsendslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop 12253551324 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Loot drop upon defeating me: - Screwdriver (Common) - Battered timepiece - Keyring - Screwdriver (Uncommon) - Access card (Rare) - Knife - Screwdriver (Exotic) - 1D4 soft drinks 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm not a football fan, but I love the idea of England and Norway, neither famed for their strong relationship with the sun, playing in Miami. Two teams enter, two teams leave. Very pink. This is Sun-derdome. Don't worry about all the people in leather and chains, those are just native Floridians. 010 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026@waynieoaks.bsky.social Hey, remember this? Guess what we found during a health and safety inspection with a *Very* expired bottle of Oxygen still in it. 120 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendTinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 28/06/2026tá um dia bonito de sol vamos passear? 1447112 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 17/05/2026This is beautiful. This is why we still need poets and not just AI slop. 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026With maybe a soupcon of existential dread. 000 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsendsasha and the banshees @trashphalt.beauty · 21/04/2026 17838 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendVan Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 01/04/2026I want to do a poll with a scientifically significant sample size so please share this and record your response in the comments below: are you mad at me? 8134 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Now the weather's picking up I can take my Sony F717 out and see if it can still take good pictures. 5Mp and a *Terrible* viewfinder. @postoctobrist.bsky.social 010 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026So I just found out that there's a book from the 1930s about the rise of a fascist president in the US. The book's called "It can't happen here" and the president's name is Windrip. I don't know about you but to me wind-rip could easily be a slang term for a fart. Similarly to trump. 020 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026After WW2 there were Nazi hunters who went looking for those who had fled to places like Argentina. After the end of Trump's reign do you think there will be ICE hunters who track down the thugs wherever they're hiding? Either officially or unofficially. 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Fuck Harry Potter Read "The Laundry Files" instead. 001 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendBruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay freeyoutu.beBruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen 42559708440534 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Cambridge has some very picturesque spots. 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026@garybrannan.bsky.social I was on the Underground today and saw this advert. The "Honk... Smack!" Sound we all know so well appeared unbidden in my mind. 000 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendKeith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 18/01/2026 183 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world. 10436781179 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 10/01/2026A while back, someone posted about whether Pinky and the Brain were still in business, because they were interested in hearing Brain's proposal for world domination. Someone replied and said that at this point they were willing to hear Pinky's. I think about that a lot. (Also, Laundry Files FTW) 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 05/01/2026This was a pleasant surprise this morning. 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I propose a new term for current AI. "Intelligoid". In the same way a cuboid looks kinda like a cube but isn't and a factoid looks like a fact but isn't - an Intelligoid looks like intelligence but isn't. 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 01/01/2026There's an image from history of the little old lady with a spinning wheel sat by the fire making clothes for her family. I just want you to know that, having spent two evenings de-tangling spools of PLA for my partner's 3D printer, the old girl had it easy! 020 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Happy New Year everyone. Here's hoping we have a better 2026 than we had 2025. And if not, then we need to get busy and build it. 010 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Today was a good bird day in Cambridge. Returning from some last-minute Christmas shopping I encountered swans and no less than three herons. 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I have complex feelings about this. 000 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendMicah @rincewind.run · 01/12/2025Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather "IT IS ... UNFAIR. ‘That’s life, master.’ BUT I’M NOT. ‘I meant this is how it’s supposed to go, master,’ said Albert. NO. YOU MEAN THIS IS HOW IT GOES." 12741142 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendJo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest. 1303255323760 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 20/11/2025In excellent news, last night @f1nn5ter.com announced their involvement with @annehealthcare.bsky.social and helped them to reach their Christmas donation goal in less than an hour. It's great to have wonderful people working tirelessly to aid the trans community. 0132 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendPhineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025New awareness campaign 1302539011302 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 04/10/2025It's the 89th anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street. The people of London standing up against the British Union of Fascists and the police in defence of refugees. A good example to remember and emulate in these troubled times. 000 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendGirl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Instead of an account blackout to protest BlueSky’s anti-sex T’s and Cs update, how about you share content from adult creators whose work you love? We’re drowning. It’s not just me, I don’t know anyone who produces adult content who is doing well right now. 46151 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 14/08/2025@mattgrayy.es Excuse me Matt. My partner is wondering where you got the yellow star Ita bag from the latest Tech Diff video? 010 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Interesting how many modern developments align with ideas that have been around for centuries. For example, nowadays people say "Because of the Algorithm" where they used to say "it must be God's will". Or they say "I love AI!" Where in the past it would have been "Ia! Ia! ChatGPT F'tagn!" 000 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/06/2025gn 3050294134 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. Now from what I know of desire, I hold with those who favour fire. But if it were to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate, To say that for destruction ice, Is also great and would suffice. 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Ummm... What!?! 000 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 05/03/2025@linusmediagroup.com If Linus redoes his little in-home environment sensors then these might be a good power solution! 010 0
Reposted by Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) TownsendKrassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 24/02/2025BREAKING: The Monitors were just hacked at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to display an AI video of Trump licking Elon Musk’s toes. The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.” 47854091581 0
Mark (Possibly mad, painfully British) Townsend @surprisesparks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025My new favourite expression? "I can't mistakey if not awakey." 010 0