Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 07/07/2026USMNT picked a terrible time to have one of those “nothing falls your way” type games. Getting some great 2021 PSG vibes…interested to see who takes the helm of the national team after we exit tonight. 000
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I was supposed to wait until I was 80 to do that? Nobody told me! 000
Reposted by Henderson PicklesMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hard to believe the guy who fucks everything up fucked this up. 526325
Reposted by Henderson Picklesceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives, 2578361846
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The Iranian National Team has the chance to do the funniest, most improbable thing now… 297
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/05/2026One thing I love about this country is we can get a shadow docket ruling that destroys this country and yet some thing like this gets resolved a year later… 010
Reposted by Henderson PicklesBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization. 32055921169
Reposted by Henderson PicklesMichael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It's not just the Voting Rights Act. On Friday, the Supreme Court finished the Republican Party's quest to erase every tangible legislative achievement of the civil rights movement But we've been here before.dlvr.itWe Lost.When the Supreme Court dealt the final blow to the Voting Rights Act, it completed its mission to erase the tangible results of the Civil Rights Movement. 14460150
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 25/04/2026All I’m saying is that when Europe was liberated from the Nazis, they absolutely wrecked the collaborators who enabled and worked with the Nazis… 000
Reposted by Henderson PicklesStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 15/03/2026America is a great place to visit and most Americans are very nice, outgoing people. However, if you are considering visiting the US from a foreign country right now, you have rocks in your head. 803778699
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I will add that USCIS has a monthly quota of cases each month for denaturalization. That is the problem with quotas, it moves from an atmosphere of “be sure to look for X into territory where you have to deliver X even if X doesn’t exist…” 000
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I am glad that the front office is finally catching some heat because it’s still insane to sack the coach so early because there isn’t some coach waiting in the wings. 100
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Really starting to think that the establishment of Space Force was all for show…. 000
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Papi isn’t blameless, but firing him now won’t change much. There’s no magic coaching hire sitting out there who can suddenly fix a defense that’s somehow, against all odds, more porous than Miami’s. Also, IMO, the Front Office deserves equal blame for the clubs misery so far... 100
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I cannot for the life of me stress just how cursed these Columbus rip-offs are, is it possible to get a new kit before mid-season? 010
Reposted by Henderson PicklesCards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 24/02/2026GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com 211310374
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 22/02/2026He had the kind of game that goalkeepers have when our boys are firing hot. Saves all over the place. Shame the offense never showed up. 010
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 22/02/2026More like didn’t even start fighting until the 2nd half. Woof. Worst performance for a Papi squad in a hot minute 020
Reposted by Henderson PicklesRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Americans less than a year after electing Hitler president: But I don't want to be poorer 565657
Reposted by Henderson PicklesKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Please, *please* spend a lot of time doing a full public Republican investigation of a triumphant performance by the most charismatic human being on earth. 2767679
Reposted by Henderson PicklesMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 05/02/2026The president constantly lying about stolen elections, after staging a coup attempt, & now threatening to federalize & steal future elections, should be the primary news story in the country 24/7 & on every front page until he is impeached & removed next week. 842892833
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Punk Rock is evergreen rage.youtu.bePennywise - "Fuck Authority"YouTube video by Epitaph Records 010
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The incoherent doctrine on gun rights from political leaders of the right is maddening: ‘carry anywhere’ is treated as a virtue, until someone is carrying; then it’s treated as justification for deadly force. 051
Reposted by Henderson PicklesDan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/01/2026The winter weather threat in Texas is officially at "Ted Cruz goes on vacation" levels. 13710
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I’m going to venture a guess that an “easier” thing to verify is “Did the agent follow SOP for shootings and request medical aid immediately” there should be a record somewhere (radio transmission, phone call to command center) 000
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 14/01/2026*Aggressively taps the civics sign* 010
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I want this to be true, but many outside government don’t realize how quickly hiring has sped up. It went from about 90 days to work through cert lists to 15. Which leading to more unqualified people being onboarded. 0242
Reposted by Henderson PicklesAkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026BTW, my personal number one priority for an incoming Dem admin is "pass a law that ends qualified immunity and creates a cause of action against federal officers who violate rights, expressly making it retroactive to January 2025" 1019428
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 13/01/2026John Oliver did a piece several years ago about the issues the Border Patrol had with their mass hiring. We are doing this all over again except the expectation is that these brown shirts explicitly antagonize and attack US citizens. 021
Reposted by Henderson PicklesLegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 03/01/2026Always the bridesmaid and never the bride of having your president kidnapped and renditioned to stand trial in another country… 17856143
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I’m a 2018 Nissan Altima crossing traffic at 70mph and hitting my car head-on (now with more dash cam footage). 010
Reposted by Henderson PicklesDr Allison Andrews’ monster @doctorallisona.bsky.social · 21/12/2025 1436411301
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Another honest-to-go “Forever a Lion” wish him the best of luck. Will forever remember 2020, holding my month-old daughter, trying to figure out how to properly celebrate that penalty save against NYFC while she was snoozing. 010
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 11/12/2025The administration has frozen ALL persons with ties to the 19 countries in the executive order. Doesn’t matter where you are in the process your status is put on hold until the administration deems you worthy. 010
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I know that @dieworkwear.bsky.social has broken down men’s formal wear; however, it’s amusing to me that, to the casual observer, most men wear super plain, boring outfits whenever they wear formal wear. So, when you add clown shoes to the formal wear, it's beyond parody. 010
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I absolutely hate how spot on this is going to be in five years 010
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/11/2025It’s remarkable to me just how much better the chemistry improved once Jerry Orbach came on board to Law & Order. Like it was improved with Paul Sorvino, but it certainly was a far cry from the Logan/Briscoe power duo. 000
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Space Age Love song is such a great and IMO criminally underrated Flock song. 010
Reposted by Henderson PicklesRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 14/11/2025we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear. 273271732
Reposted by Henderson PicklesChad Williams @cmwill99.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges. 261395361
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Children still undefeated in flaming people without even knowing it. My 5-YO was trying to recall the name of the cyber truck and described it as “That Minecraft car” and I don’t know that owner knows they’ll never recover from that burn. 😂😂😂 000
Reposted by Henderson Picklesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/11/2025bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass 4068091042
Reposted by Henderson PicklesJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 05/11/2025so whose fucking last horcrux was Dick Cheney 513924
Reposted by Henderson PicklesGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 05/11/2025Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight 61157692948
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Watched John Carpenter’s The Thing on 4K and it is as gloriously beautiful as @jamellebouie.net said it was. I also watched The Crow on 4K, and it looks very nice. Both feel like entirely new movies, with crisp and clear film scans. 000
Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You know eventually they run out of military leaders to force out because the leaders they’ve promoted to fill those gaps go along with what the administration wants…and that is very bad for our country to put it mildly. 010