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Henderson Pickles

@surlyucantbserious.bsky.social
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I enjoy ⚽️, in particular Orlando City 🦁, as well as both nuanced takes on complex topics and visceral fear-mongering that is the backbone of social media

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT picked a terrible time to have one of those “nothing falls your way” type games. Getting some great 2021 PSG vibes…interested to see who takes the helm of the national team after we exit tonight.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I was supposed to wait until I was 80 to do that? Nobody told me!
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hard to believe the guy who fucks everything up fucked this up.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Iranian National Team has the chance to do the funniest, most improbable thing now…
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
One thing I love about this country is we can get a shadow docket ruling that destroys this country and yet some thing like this gets resolved a year later…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's not just the Voting Rights Act. On Friday, the Supreme Court finished the Republican Party's quest to erase every tangible legislative achievement of the civil rights movement But we've been here before.
dlvr.it
We Lost.
When the Supreme Court dealt the final blow to the Voting Rights Act, it completed its mission to erase the tangible results of the Civil Rights Movement.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
All I’m saying is that when Europe was liberated from the Nazis, they absolutely wrecked the collaborators who enabled and worked with the Nazis…
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
One would hope.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
America is a great place to visit and most Americans are very nice, outgoing people. However, if you are considering visiting the US from a foreign country right now, you have rocks in your head.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I will add that USCIS has a monthly quota of cases each month for denaturalization. That is the problem with quotas, it moves from an atmosphere of “be sure to look for X into territory where you have to deliver X even if X doesn’t exist…”
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I am glad that the front office is finally catching some heat because it’s still insane to sack the coach so early because there isn’t some coach waiting in the wings.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Really starting to think that the establishment of Space Force was all for show….
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Plz…no more…make it stop.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Papi isn’t blameless, but firing him now won’t change much. There’s no magic coaching hire sitting out there who can suddenly fix a defense that’s somehow, against all odds, more porous than Miami’s. Also, IMO, the Front Office deserves equal blame for the clubs misery so far...
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I cannot for the life of me stress just how cursed these Columbus rip-offs are, is it possible to get a new kit before mid-season?
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 24/02/2026
GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com
The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government.

But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags?

Cards Against Humanity thinks so. That’s why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
He had the kind of game that goalkeepers have when our boys are firing hot. Saves all over the place. Shame the offense never showed up.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
More like didn’t even start fighting until the 2nd half. Woof. Worst performance for a Papi squad in a hot minute
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Americans less than a year after electing Hitler president: But I don't want to be poorer
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Please, *please* spend a lot of time doing a full public Republican investigation of a triumphant performance by the most charismatic human being on earth.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The president constantly lying about stolen elections, after staging a coup attempt, & now threatening to federalize & steal future elections, should be the primary news story in the country 24/7 & on every front page until he is impeached & removed next week.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Punk Rock is evergreen rage.
youtu.be
Pennywise - "Fuck Authority"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The incoherent doctrine on gun rights from political leaders of the right is maddening: ‘carry anywhere’ is treated as a virtue, until someone is carrying; then it’s treated as justification for deadly force.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/01/2026
The winter weather threat in Texas is officially at "Ted Cruz goes on vacation" levels.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I’m going to venture a guess that an “easier” thing to verify is “Did the agent follow SOP for shootings and request medical aid immediately” there should be a record somewhere (radio transmission, phone call to command center)
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
*Aggressively taps the civics sign*
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I want this to be true, but many outside government don’t realize how quickly hiring has sped up. It went from about 90 days to work through cert lists to 15. Which leading to more unqualified people being onboarded.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
BTW, my personal number one priority for an incoming Dem admin is "pass a law that ends qualified immunity and creates a cause of action against federal officers who violate rights, expressly making it retroactive to January 2025"
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
John Oliver did a piece several years ago about the issues the Border Patrol had with their mass hiring. We are doing this all over again except the expectation is that these brown shirts explicitly antagonize and attack US citizens.
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LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 03/01/2026
Always the bridesmaid and never the bride of having your president kidnapped and renditioned to stand trial in another country…
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I’m a 2018 Nissan Altima crossing traffic at 70mph and hitting my car head-on (now with more dash cam footage).
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Dr Allison Andrews’ monster @doctorallisona.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Two pane meme:

‘Merry Christmas’ with a very joyful and happy Gandalf on top.

‘Pippin Christmas’ with a solemn, stoic Gandalf below.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Another honest-to-go “Forever a Lion” wish him the best of luck. Will forever remember 2020, holding my month-old daughter, trying to figure out how to properly celebrate that penalty save against NYFC while she was snoozing.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The administration has frozen ALL persons with ties to the 19 countries in the executive order. Doesn’t matter where you are in the process your status is put on hold until the administration deems you worthy.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I know that @dieworkwear.bsky.social has broken down men’s formal wear; however, it’s amusing to me that, to the casual observer, most men wear super plain, boring outfits whenever they wear formal wear. So, when you add clown shoes to the formal wear, it's beyond parody.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I absolutely hate how spot on this is going to be in five years
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s remarkable to me just how much better the chemistry improved once Jerry Orbach came on board to Law & Order. Like it was improved with Paul Sorvino, but it certainly was a far cry from the Logan/Briscoe power duo.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Space Age Love song is such a great and IMO criminally underrated Flock song.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 14/11/2025
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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Chad Williams @cmwill99.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Children still undefeated in flaming people without even knowing it. My 5-YO was trying to recall the name of the cyber truck and described it as “That Minecraft car” and I don’t know that owner knows they’ll never recover from that burn. 😂😂😂
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/11/2025
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 05/11/2025
so whose fucking last horcrux was Dick Cheney
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 05/11/2025
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Watched John Carpenter’s The Thing on 4K and it is as gloriously beautiful as @jamellebouie.net said it was. I also watched The Crow on 4K, and it looks very nice. Both feel like entirely new movies, with crisp and clear film scans.
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Haley Carter @hccarter.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Leadership.
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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
You know eventually they run out of military leaders to force out because the leaders they’ve promoted to fill those gaps go along with what the administration wants…and that is very bad for our country to put it mildly.
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