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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 19h

Republicans making accusations that are actually confessions remains undefeated. [stares at various consumer electronics bans issued by this regime]

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AI music as a private toy? Delightful. Using it for profit in place of actual musicians making music? Unethical and terrible. I use Suno with my 5-year-old to make goofy songs to bop around to. She’s also learning piano. But she’s not asking me to add “Pinky the Flamingo” to her playlist.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AND it’s not an Onion article! Hells yeah. Tim Heidecker woulda been so proud to see this if he were alive today. Hopefully somebody will let the horse know if this accomplishment.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Would be hella cool if every idiot I know wasn’t in charge of running government at the moment, not gonna lie.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The longer this unsuccessful “not-a-war” drags on… [checks notes, sees the market is about to open]…err, successful war drags on, the more Hegseth’s “anti-DEI” purge looks like exactly what it was: getting rid of competent adults who might’ve told him he had no clue what he was doing.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I still need a solid explanation behind why women’s pants don’t have usable pockets. But agree my wife will almost buy anything dress sight unseen if it comes with pockets.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

He’s just the male version of the girl who bedazzles everything, but instead of plastic rhinestones, it’s gold leaf on all the things

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

From the makers of “I don’t know why they just don’t shoot the weapon from the suspect's hands” comes “just shoot the tires...” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It’s like he is the opposite of his dad with his soccer energy.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

USMNT picked a terrible time to have one of those “nothing falls your way” type games. Getting some great 2021 PSG vibes…interested to see who takes the helm of the national team after we exit tonight.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I was supposed to wait until I was 80 to do that? Nobody told me!

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Hard to believe the guy who fucks everything up fucked this up.

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The Iranian National Team has the chance to do the funniest, most improbable thing now…

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

A GOP politician making accusations about a democratic and children? Time to check his browser history. Every accusation is an admission.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Agree. He was getting cooked left and right in that first game, but yeah... he has settled in, it looks like, and surprisingly... It's been an alright pickup.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

One thing I love about this country is we can get a shadow docket ruling that destroys this country and yet some thing like this gets resolved a year later…

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Yea, I don't even bother watching them live anymore, IF we have a game that we win, I'll watch the replay on Apple TV. This squad is god awful.

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It's not just the Voting Rights Act. On Friday, the Supreme Court finished the Republican Party's quest to erase every tangible legislative achievement of the civil rights movement But we've been here before.

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We Lost.

When the Supreme Court dealt the final blow to the Voting Rights Act, it completed its mission to erase the tangible results of the Civil Rights Movement.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

This is correct. I've never wanted to curb-stomp someone before, but seeing him celebrate after snatching that ball definitely made me feel something...

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Season 2 threw me a curve ball when I first watched the series, but it's status has improved with each rewatch.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The essential oils have cooked their brains.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

All I’m saying is that when Europe was liberated from the Nazis, they absolutely wrecked the collaborators who enabled and worked with the Nazis…

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

That feels baseline for a lot of Idaho…

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Wow. And here I thought the Administration was gonna Doge out fraud, waste, and abuse, but here they are just tossing a perfectly good portal to hel…er frame in the trash.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

“We’re gonna make your lives so goddamn miserable that we’ll have to turn you away from being sent to die in a foreign land”

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Impossible. I’ve already signed it, sent an email and shouted it into the sky in my front yard.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

That set up is so versatile. Jim Downey does it again.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

At this point I’m starting to think Papi saw the writing on the wall (in regards to the quality of players we were signing) and popped smoke.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

“A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor" is a topic we’ve often discussed in my office. I think many federal employees had hoped and expected their senior leadership to step up and do the right thing. And so many have not done that that it has been disheartening for the workforce.

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

America is a great place to visit and most Americans are very nice, outgoing people. However, if you are considering visiting the US from a foreign country right now, you have rocks in your head.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I will add that USCIS has a monthly quota of cases each month for denaturalization. That is the problem with quotas, it moves from an atmosphere of “be sure to look for X into territory where you have to deliver X even if X doesn’t exist…”

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Fair. Definitely plausible given his “I wish we had better players too” preseason presser.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I am glad that the front office is finally catching some heat because it’s still insane to sack the coach so early because there isn’t some coach waiting in the wings.

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Really starting to think that the establishment of Space Force was all for show….

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

It reminds me of the pre-season interview with Papi, where he more or less said "we have what we have and we're gonna have to make the best of it..." I know it's a small sample size, but these new signings don't feel like they are up for it...

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Papi isn’t blameless, but firing him now won’t change much. There’s no magic coaching hire sitting out there who can suddenly fix a defense that’s somehow, against all odds, more porous than Miami’s. Also, IMO, the Front Office deserves equal blame for the clubs misery so far...

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Henderson Pickles @surlyucantbserious.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I cannot for the life of me stress just how cursed these Columbus rip-offs are, is it possible to get a new kit before mid-season?

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