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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 16h
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12h
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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almojo @almojo.online · 16/11/2024
reposting little beepo here for posterity
tumblr screenshot of a kitten with a sad look on its face. caption reads: 
"Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I'll cry if you don't let me have some grease. I need it."reply to previous tumblr post reading: "no grease for you, little beepo. i'm sorry, but its for your own good" followed by a response from the original poster, reading "Little Beepo's misery(bolded) is increasing." repeated 4x captioning an edited photo of that same cat with one eye enlarged
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 18h
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I hate being right.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Killer part is all of this was very predictable. If people took the theories they dismissed as woke nonsense half seriously every step could be foreseen.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
The fact that the preferred political movement of the free speech set immediately set about establishing “western civics centers” while gutting the rest of the humanities and supports for marginalized students really does tell you what the source of their concerns really were
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Fact that within a midterm cycle much of the Republican Party and the political apparatus around it dove into repealing segregation orders and debating the role of Indian people in public life is a huge indictment of the “woke went too far” idea but again acknowledging that means self reflection.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Bar for bar, line for line.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 23/09/2026
Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have prohibited future governors from handing over abortion providers, helpers, and patients to red states for criminal prosecution. The bill also barred extraditions involving transgender care.
motherjones.com
Newsom vetoes bill that would ban extraditions for abortion and gender-affirming care
California’s pro-repro rights governor rejects a key protection that 18 blue states have enshrined into law.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nelson Mandela. Genghis Khan. Fox from Star Fox. Slim Pickens. What do these great men of history all share in common? That’s right! Semen retention.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The extraordinary spectacle of Tommy Tuberville trying to start a new hate & fear campaign against furries in the airline industry when his whole party are a bunch of goddamn human trafficking pedophiles.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had this story in late May
Sources at meta are dunking on this and calling it a tamagotchi. It sounds like based on talking to sources that it could be a little ai companion you wear. I really hope they do this as it sounds so absolutely stupid, unbelievable

Jyoti mann quote tweet
Scoop: Meta plans to test an AI pendant next year as part of a broader wearable push, per an internal memo reviewed by The Information.

The first of 4 new smart glasses its releasing this year (code-named “Modelo") will launch as soon as next month.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"People ask me, 'Are you proud to be an American?' I don't know, I didn't have a lot to do with it. My parents fucked there, that's about all." -- Bill Hicks
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"people who accurately notice bad things about the future are actually mentally ill. i'm a progressive by the way"
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Ruth Joffre @ruthjoffre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m so sick of people trying to put more protein in desserts. actually I don’t want to substitute cottage cheese for that ingredient. actually I don’t want to add protein powders we know are full of lead. I just want to eat some fucking pumpkin bread, not learn what a macro is
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
FAFO aside, his shock is a great distillation of how whiteness as a social construct is built around shattering communal understanding of our interconnected human ecosystem in favor of a mythical individualism How whiteness leaves its adherents defenseless against our shared oppressors: capitalists
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Probably worth Signposting this moment when: - The AI Bubble Pop is imminent - Fed just hiked rates to start the clock on the pop - Crypto Financing is sprinting well past demand - US Treasury / Fed are unilaterally manipulating currencies - Trump banning multiple mainstream news outlets from WH
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
c'mon man
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They hated him because he squeaked the truth
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So this week we've learned: 1) The AI goons CONFESSED they were committing the biggest theft in history. 2) The data centers really are sucking up all the energy during an energy shock. 3) AI almost caused a World War.
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🇵🇸🏴‍☠️🌻TurboKitty🌻🏴‍☠️🇵🇸 @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i guess my take on the whole "should we throw trans people under the bus y/n" thing is that in this sort of environment, where the opposition party shot itself repeatedly in the dick and balls by starting an illegal war that made gas cost a million dollars, it shouldn't even be on the table
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
midterms fever baby get into it
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
imagine if it were "we need to reach out to left wingers and make policy concessions in order to build a larger coalition" and "the right gets nothing, fuck them, they can eat shit forever"
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
liberals will compromise with fascists but fight communists to the death instead of the other way around, in case you ever wondered why i view them with such contempt and disgust
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'attack a minority who typically vote for us, piss off our own base, & just hope we attract more voters across the aisle than we lose' is a risky galaxy-brain tactic to try when there's 'record high fuel prices' sitting right there. but they know this, of course. they simply don't want progress
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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菩萨乘 @pusacheng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#signalis 修改了颜色
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Anthropic, Meta, and Google "breaking containment" incidents all resulted from setup errors (or a stunt) by the same company: Irregular. Irregular created a sandbox that wasn't really a sandbox because it had a live internet connection, and gave instructions that were then carried out online.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Ketamine and Old Lace @corgiseveryhour.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Begging Democrats to stop listening to advisors that lost to Trump twice.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah, yes, the two emotions rich people can feel
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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 17/09/2026
these are two fundamentally different args. the logic of liberals is that the united states’ use of force should be refocused. the logic of the left is that the united states’ role in world affairs should fundamentally shift away from military hegemony. there’s really no compromise position here
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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 17/09/2026
under the current electoral system it’s not possible to create a government that would prevent the united states from killing people all over the world at will. you can make the harm reduction argument but it doesn’t engage noah’s central point here
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a little savvy political advice for all you democrats running for office out there: you want voters to think you believe different things than the people they hate and blame for everything
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 17/09/2026
feels kind of wild that the default great future achievement of LLMs is "someday if could cure cancer" when mRNA vaccines are in fact making progress on potentially curing or preventing certain cancers, very "we have curing cancer at home"
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noah is absolutely correct and I’m not sure why people are mad at it. We are three years into a genocide that the Electability Freaks deny is happening or hand wave away as some act of nature
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