Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026made a new account so i'm probably not gonna use this one as much. if we're moots and you wanna keep in touch, DM me and i'll send you my new profile 💗 010
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column: 983408461
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182554358
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/08/2026When Christine and August Had Doubts (Part 1/3) - Gator Days 202790293
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 12/08/2026somehow we have done “no one remembers how bad it was before smoking bans” but for internet popup ads 319061
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026has anyone else noticed their weather service getting high temp projections wrong by about 2-3⁰F every day for a few months??? 000
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨mady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️ @mady.cat · 11/08/2026again, these are literally Nazi tactics!! these are Nazis!! and Democrats will say it's too unpopular to speak up against this 131954800
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026one of my earliest memories is the smell of baby shit and disinfectant 000
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Incredible to think that if our species succumbs to climate change then the most profound and expository death portrait of the human race is probably the 1991 sitcom Dinosaurs. We should probably send that into space. 78211
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026went to a doctor's office and they were giving out popsicles to everyone in the waiting room. threw away the stick before i got to the exam room and the doctor had the nerve to get mad at me for wasting tongue depressors. 000
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026white dudes either look like babies or california gold panners, there is no in-between 000
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026real life versions of sad scenes are less sad than movies because you can't hear the soundtrack 001
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026do you think dogs ever get jealous that we get to shit inside the house??? 001
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026a lot of math and tech is built around creativity, and it took me a while to realize it's the creativity i'm drawn to 110
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026remember when disgraced former pro athletes would pick the metro area that showed them the most love and open a used car dealership and pretty much just disappear outside of that?? 300
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I bring a great deal of joy to every room I leave. 011255
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026if comedy = tragedy + time then tragedy = comedy - time in other words, new comedy …and that's why most open mic nights are fucking tragic 100
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When cats meow at me I like to moo back at them, it keeps them on their toes 07411
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026they forgot to reset the electromagnetic door jambs after our building alarm went off yesterday. there's a fire door every other apartment… . . . .…i live in the Get Smart intro 000
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026my favorite columbo episodes are the ones where the killer confesses and it's all wrapped up and at the last second some randomly placed expert goes "but wait, that's bullshit" and columbo just goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026i know pretty much everyone knows "move along" from the bionicles movie now, but for me, it will always be the theme song to maplestory caves 000
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at 16084551595
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026[giving up on life voice] i wanted to see if my credit score could hit 0 lol 400
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026gets incredible air here 256145473363
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026him: how’re you doing? me: 341785
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Justice and decency for trans people in Los Angeles! 15639
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today! 161959401
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 05/08/2026THIS is the guy who made a trans girl feel that she had no other option than to deactivate? nah that checks out. not at all surprising. fuck you ken jennings. 918028
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026walking around town like i'm in a vintage psp commercial 000
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026[trying to fit in voice] she let me hit cause i'm mickey 000
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"Among Whaley's concerns: affordable and high quality health care for everyone, medical debt relief, lower utility bills." www.freep.com/story/news/p...freep.comDownriver candidate could become Michigan's first transgender state repJoanna Whaley, a hospital chaplain from Lincoln Park could be on her way to becoming the first transgender state rep in Michigan's history. 244545
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026gotta love paying $75 for $50 worth of groceries 000
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 05/08/2026dunking my whole head in a bag of coffee beans 0411
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Blue Mountain Dancers 941581484
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 04/08/2026i do not care if he personally asked people or not ( i doubt he did) but this is what happens to trans people any time a famous person treats us like shit. on here. this is harassment and it is ken's responsibility to do something about it. 92139490
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026do you think dogs ever get jealous that we get to shit inside the house??? 001
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this 381839535
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026anybody wanna see the inside of a VCR? (VHS player if you're born after 1999) 121
Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026real life versions of sad scenes are less sad than movies because you can't hear the soundtrack 001
Reposted by Pooter 🥸💨folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026learning that the voices saying 'Connected' when I use my bluetooth headset belong to dorky women that love 2 get a lil silly with it has been so good for my mental healthyoutube.comBluetooth Voice Actors: Our Devices Are In LoveYouTube video by String and Tell 428792