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Pooter 🥸💨

@supermariorpg.bsky.social
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genderless pop-punk dipshit who used to be a data analyst before a.i. took all those jobs. that dog is cooler than you. pfp: puppycat screen grab of the main character wearing a motorcycle helmet reading "too cute to poot"

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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
made a new account so i'm probably not gonna use this one as much. if we're moots and you wanna keep in touch, DM me and i'll send you my new profile 💗
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 20/08/2026
me rn
the fairy odd parents "and this is where id put my trophy" meme but the background is the side of a highway where the 420 mile marker should be but isnt
 "and this is where id put my Mile 420 marker"
"if it didnt keep getting stolen!"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When Christine and August Had Doubts (Part 1/3) - Gator Days
When Christine and August Had Doubts (Part 1/3) - Gator Days

Characters

Christine - Alligator Woman

Hayley - Woodpecker and Christine's roommate

Transcript

Setting - Many years ago in Christine's apartment.

Panel 1

Christine has just woken up and is getting some coffee. Hayley, her room mate has noticed that Christine was out late again and investigates.

Hayley: You were out late.

Christine: I was out with August.

Christine is holding a mug that says "Dark Side of the Mug". Hayley's mug only says "Normal Mug".

Panel 2

We see Hayley's laptop which has a picture of a cat on it.

Hayley: That seems to be going well.

Christine: I guess.

Hayley: Something wrong?

Panel 3

Christine looks downs and lets some of thoughts spill out.

Christine: It is going well. I'm happy with how things are but I... I feel like it's all going to fall apart.

Panel 4

Hayley: Have you tried talking with him about it?

Christine: BUT WHAT IF THAT'S HOW IT FALLS APART!

Christine lifts up her mug which shows the text on the other side which says "Other Side".
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 12/08/2026
somehow we have done “no one remembers how bad it was before smoking bans” but for internet popup ads
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
has anyone else noticed their weather service getting high temp projections wrong by about 2-3⁰F every day for a few months???
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 11/08/2026
again, these are literally Nazi tactics!! these are Nazis!! and Democrats will say it's too unpopular to speak up against this
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Due in part to the inherent difficulty in identifying transgender people who can pass as their preferred gender, as well as identifying gender non-conforming people who may conform when in public, the Nazi government relied heavily on repor... g by private citizens (often neighbors) to persecute transgender people.[861[87|[67] A widespread belief in Germany at this time held that transgender people were inherently deceitful, as they lived their lives "in disguise", which motivated some Germans to denounce them to the Nazi government.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
one of my earliest memories is the smell of baby shit and disinfectant
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Incredible to think that if our species succumbs to climate change then the most profound and expository death portrait of the human race is probably the 1991 sitcom Dinosaurs. We should probably send that into space.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah! That's the guy!
Dr. Nick from the Simpsons (a known charlatan) waving. 

physical description: he's got dark purple short hair with sideburns, a goatee, pencil thin stache, and he's waving with a 3 finger hand while wearing a lab coat and business professional attire.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
went to a doctor's office and they were giving out popsicles to everyone in the waiting room. threw away the stick before i got to the exam room and the doctor had the nerve to get mad at me for wasting tongue depressors.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
white dudes either look like babies or california gold panners, there is no in-between
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
real life versions of sad scenes are less sad than movies because you can't hear the soundtrack
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
do you think dogs ever get jealous that we get to shit inside the house???
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a lot of math and tech is built around creativity, and it took me a while to realize it's the creativity i'm drawn to
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
when someone tickles your neck
a bottle of sriracha dented on the top rim to make it look like the bottle is cringing at the neck and bending its head to the shoulder
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
remember when disgraced former pro athletes would pick the metro area that showed them the most love and open a used car dealership and pretty much just disappear outside of that??
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I bring a great deal of joy to every room I leave.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"i watch columbo for the plot"
a collage of 20 pictures (frames of a columbo scene) in a 4 by 5 grid in across then down order.

it's a sequence of a white woman with brunette hair in light makeup looking smug, then looking down, then slowly sucking in her lips, then coming to a final acceptance wkth closed eyes.

in the middle of the collage (row 3, frames 2 and 3) 2 frames of columbo looking shockingly intently in multiple directions that sort of blended in before now kind of jumping out at you.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
if comedy = tragedy + time then tragedy = comedy - time in other words, new comedy …and that's why most open mic nights are fucking tragic
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When cats meow at me I like to moo back at them, it keeps them on their toes
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
they forgot to reset the electromagnetic door jambs after our building alarm went off yesterday. there's a fire door every other apartment… . . . .…i live in the Get Smart intro
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my favorite columbo episodes are the ones where the killer confesses and it's all wrapped up and at the last second some randomly placed expert goes "but wait, that's bullshit" and columbo just goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i know pretty much everyone knows "move along" from the bionicles movie now, but for me, it will always be the theme song to maplestory caves
a screen shot from old maplestory, showing Cave of Evil Eye; a background showing massive yellow stalagmites, a foreground showing rugged cliff-like overhanging rocks, and yellow cyclopic lizards with giant toothy smiles, and a chibi anime character surrounded by littered lizards parts and other items.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
in english we say
"i'm tired"
but in poetry we say:
i have been holding up entire skies
with hands that were only ever meant to hold flowers
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at
a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[giving up on life voice] i wanted to see if my credit score could hit 0 lol
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Spyke Finnel . Vtuber @roguespyke.bsky.social
Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet.

BlueSky user: It makes me angry

Therapist: I meant like a joke

BlueSky user: I'm even angrier
2:27 AM • Mar 24, 2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper, scythe in hand, appears in a bathroom where a person is sitting on the toilet, and they cry, "Oh no, not like this!" Panel 2: The Reaper politely says, "Ok, I'll wait," and steps out. Panel 3: He peeks back around the door and asks, "Number one or number two?" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper sits patiently on a stool in the hallway, scythe propped beside him, calmly reading a magazine while waiting.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
him: how’re you doing? me:
tina belcher from bob’s burgers in bed and saying “i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life but besides that i’m good”
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Justice and decency for trans people in Los Angeles!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!
Organ²/ASLSP (As Slow as Possible) is a musical piece by John Cage.[1]

An organ in St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt in 2001 began a performance that is due to end in 2640. This makes it the longest running non-computerized piece currently being performed.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 05/08/2026
THIS is the guy who made a trans girl feel that she had no other option than to deactivate? nah that checks out. not at all surprising. fuck you ken jennings.
ken jennings
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
walking around town like i'm in a vintage psp commercial
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
[trying to fit in voice] she let me hit cause i'm mickey
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Among Whaley's concerns: affordable and high quality health care for everyone, medical debt relief, lower utility bills." www.freep.com/story/news/p...
freep.com
Downriver candidate could become Michigan's first transgender state rep
Joanna Whaley, a hospital chaplain from Lincoln Park could be on her way to becoming the first transgender state rep in Michigan's history.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
gotta love paying $75 for $50 worth of groceries
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 05/08/2026
dunking my whole head in a bag of coffee beans
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parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Blue Mountain Dancers
A Square painting of a big dark blue mountain with distant blue mountains behind it and the pink and blue gradient sky. The mountain is covered many water ripples and several stars dance above
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 04/08/2026
i do not care if he personally asked people or not ( i doubt he did) but this is what happens to trans people any time a famous person treats us like shit. on here. this is harassment and it is ken's responsibility to do something about it.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
do you think dogs ever get jealous that we get to shit inside the house???
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
anybody wanna see the inside of a VCR? (VHS player if you're born after 1999)
the inside of a Magnavox VCR with a Maxwell brand home tape (HiFi 120 minutes) inserted.

the cassette bay is in the center, with the tape reader sheltered in metal housing just above it, the motor that winds the tape directly to the right of the reader assembly.

underneath is a brown PCB with the power adapter and a butt load of resistors and capacitors on the right hand side, back to front respectively.

on the left hand side is the coaxial input/output (thin long metal rectangle) with the component input/output (small plastic pieces) just to the right (upper left hand corner), and a few more resistors and chips along the rest of the exposed PCB along the left hand side. The inputs/outputs are all wired into the tape reader.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I fuckin' love cumin.
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Pooter 🥸💨 @supermariorpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
real life versions of sad scenes are less sad than movies because you can't hear the soundtrack
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
learning that the voices saying 'Connected' when I use my bluetooth headset belong to dorky women that love 2 get a lil silly with it has been so good for my mental health
youtube.com
Bluetooth Voice Actors: Our Devices Are In Love
YouTube video by String and Tell
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