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Queef Barzelay

@superconfuser.bsky.social
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30something handcraft enthusiast and malcontent, NYC // they/she tme // PFP Sandra Boynton // bad joke repository

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 7h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
coilcoilcoil. gouache painting on paper
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gimme the poop, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in your tight brown hole
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does anyone else ever ‘treat themselves’ to a bus ride if they have extra time, just to sightsee in their own city
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Born too late to die in space Born too early to die in space Born just in time to die in space
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just me and my bowl of gravy 😀 #MyGravy
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s really cool that somehow the media environment is so broken that the average legacy newspaper’s primary incentive is to become Kiwifarms
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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garin | comms open @garin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Castle
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is a fucking bellwether. i cannot emphasize enough just how how deeply entwined the crafting and fiber arts communities were with hp fandom, and if over 50% of the reddit crafting forum has voted it out? it's fucking over, that shit is officially running on fumes now.
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the resident evil movie was good!! I think I like each new Cregger joint more than the last. Appreciated how tentacle-heavy it was
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i love when i come home and see my cat’s little ears peeking out over the couch arm rest. like yes it’s all worth it. ten thousand head kissies time
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s friday
so lets conquer sadness with an ancient sword
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 18/09/2026
Really curious when the tipping point on this lettering style is gonna be
Three examples of a seemingly hand drawn, kinda scratchy looking lettering on AI posters
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the stretch of train before and after Roosevelt Ave is its own kind of purgatory
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 15/09/2026
stevens motel, yulee, florida, 1978
stevens motel, yulee, florida, 1978
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wikipedia editor who submitted it is the one who is bound up, btw
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
happy monday everyone time to lock in
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🪲 jules z / just right !🌀 @juleshroom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we’re getting there!! 315/825$, pitch in 25$ to sponsor a contributing artist!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tonight marks the beginning of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. Wishing peace, hope, happiness, and health to all who celebrate in Michigan. Shana Tova!
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what if, this year, I recommit to having a fursona
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Am I crazy or did Nathan and Lizzie have chemistry in that trailer
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
shrimp and white bean stew for dinner tonight. with a side of crusty whole wheat bread, even.
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
do you think Wile E. Coyote could catch Homestar Runner
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Happy Skyscraper Day! (architects dressed as their NYC buildings, 1931)
Black and white photo of Seven people each dressed in cardboard constructions of famous buildings like the Chrysler and Rockefeller Center.
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🪲 jules z / just right !🌀 @juleshroom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Introducing the Just Right Press Contributing Artist Fund! 100% of the funds raised on this Crowdfunder will support paying zine artists + mailing them their contributor zine copies! Spread the word and support here: crowdfunder.com/p/just-right-press-publishing Thank you <3 <3
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
been listening to a lot of 90s house music lately. it’s kinda perfect work music for my brain….sample heavy, great piano/synth lines and vocals, vaguely familiar but just different enough. songs flowing easily into each other. anyway pls rec me stuff like this!
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Duamn Figueroa Rassol 🇦🇷 [Commissions Open] @duamn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#Swordtember 2
A lady using a skirt as a shield counterattacks a kneeling assailant  with a rapier strike to the eye.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@sabatonfan69

Me, an assassin in the time wars: she’s just a child. They swing across the rope to play in Terabithia

Pres. in my earpiece: that child grows to be lady Hitler. 1 million credits. Enough to run away with your Dennys waitress

I bend to cut the rope: Enough. you forget your place
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am love my friends
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 24/08/2026
take a look inside jack nicholson’s repulsive mansion
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
make a band bigger: Weezers
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
birthday today :-D
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i actually have saturday AND sunday off next weekend?!!! after a whole summer of six day weeks!?? smdh mamdanistan is out of control
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“taste slop”? I sure would like to! Pass the chili, please
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“there are some weeks where you just have to listen to Where’s Your Head At by Basement Jaxx five times in a row” or whatever Lenin said
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
when you’re drawing, sometimes quantity *is* better than quality. i often draw something a bunch of times before i get it right and then just pick the one i like best to clean up. and using cheap materials helps you feel less precious about your work!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@BigDavidMcIver

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit, I’m the megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 07/08/2026
yes, that's why it's called "Blade Runner" -- it's a reference to Deckard's love of Homestar Runner
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Going antiquing would fix me, I think
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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mickey Got a Girlfriend 
I can see her future ahead:

She’s carving new paths in the sand,
making moves I couldn’t fathom,
flights of bold acts and if-you-dares
and an attitude. She's free.

She’s looking at college, I won’t know
that she applied until she tells us she
got accepted to several, all out of state
and in states I’ve never seen.

She’s got a spotlight waiting,
A warm welcome somewhere else, a 
strong forward pass and a good sense
of play and an eye for space on the field.

She’ll earn what’s hers, soon enough.

That’s getting ahead. First there’s prom,
the prom where she’ll take Cathy-Ann
And I’ll see them dancing together and think
just for a second, I won’t think of her but
see Roy instead, a hint of blonde and a
flash of a sly grin and the feeling of the
air knocked out of my lungs. 

Roy will tap my shoulder and offer me a
spiked coke and it’ll taste disgusting, but I’ll
imagine it’s what he’d taste like if I ever
had the guts.
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
day 2 stuck in the Planet Fitness Med Bed. subsisting off a puddle of warm gatorade near my feet
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I came loaded for bear
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