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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN

@kamillebidont.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ he/him, hockey player, pilot, communist, veteran. 3rd MAW, Argama #RideOrDie iykyk semper fi, swingin in the wing. AEUG E5. Proud former E4 Mafia. Account established AD 2016 💪 I left Twitter. That's SGT Shortround to you.

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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uniform inspection today, service alphas. Katz came in looking like a hot dump after being UA for a day, and we all got shit for it from COL Henken. Until you've had to run 5k in alphas and corfams I don't wanna hear jack shit
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amuro @haroware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like seeing Char cry and biting him as well
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Teal Town USA, a San Jose Sharks podcast @tealtown-usa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
McKeown makes his former team pay as he goes the whole rink and sneaks in past Clara for the game winner. Cuda get their first win of the year! #SJBarracuda 5, #LetsGoGulls 4
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y'all read The State and Revolution?
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roleplay? We're not playing. Revolution isn't a game. Lives are at stake
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Born too late to die in space Born too early to die in space Born just in time to die in space
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hockey's back tomorrow #LiveLaughLamp 🚨
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I forgot to sign out an impact drill last Friday, lots happened, busy getting ready to go underway, long story short I made Astonaige cry. Brb repenting :-(
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Captain Glemy Toto @glemytotoofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's important to maintain a belief in humanity's fundamental goodness.
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Captain Glemy Toto @glemytotoofficial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sometimes sacrifices have to be made for the greater good
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Four get on 446.00 MHz we're meowing rn
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys will call trans womens' names "stereotypical" while having a driver's license that looks like the index of the Bible
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meow
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is gryps war "let the bodies hit the floor" 144p video compilation too much of a deep cut or
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shhhh don't tell CPT Quattro :-))))))))
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dr. Hasan, doing my pre-deployment physical : All set! Good to go, killer. Try not to die unless it's for a really good reason! Me: 🤭
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude I tried to program the aviation frequencies to my HT and an error popped up that said "we're reporting you to the authorities" bro what authorities, this was made in pre-Zabi Zeonic People's Socialist Republic 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Teal Town USA, a San Jose Sharks podcast @tealtown-usa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stenberg hatty, and then Bystedt makes it 10-0 #TurnItAllTeal. That is your final!
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Teal Town USA, a San Jose Sharks podcast @tealtown-usa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Final from San Jose: #TurnItAllTeal 10, #FlyTogether 0 Join us for Teal Town After Dark, your live and interactive San Jose Sharks postgame show. Have your say in our YouTube Superchat on the game and more! #SJSharks youtube.com/live/LdHmV5U...
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San Jose Sharks vs Anaheim Ducks - 9/24/2026 - Teal Town USA After Dark (Postgame)
Join us for Teal Town After Dark, your live and interactive San Jose Sharks postgame show. Have your say in our YouTube Superchat on the game and more! See...
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Teal Town USA, a San Jose Sharks podcast @tealtown-usa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sharks Double Digit Ducks 10-0 – 9/24/2026 – Teal Town USA After Dark (Postgame) 📺️ YouTube: youtube.com/live/LdHmV5U... 🎙️ Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... 🎙️ Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6OOc... Or where you get podcasts!
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San Jose Sharks vs Anaheim Ducks - 9/24/2026 - Teal Town USA After Dark (Postgame)
Join us for Teal Town After Dark, your live and interactive San Jose Sharks postgame show. Have your say in our YouTube Superchat on the game and more! See...
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Teal Town USA, a San Jose Sharks podcast @tealtown-usa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stenberg to Misa now, and #TurnItAllTeal continue to pour it on here vs. #FlyTogether. It's 4-0 #SJSharks
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Skewer chicken again.
Chicken, rice, broccoli, light beer, and a clementine. Four I miss you so much it hurts. I've never missed anyone like that. I've never loved anyone like that. You were nicer to me than anyone's been before. What are your hobbies? What do you like to do? Do you have spare time? Do they give you leave? Four if you joined the AEUG you'd get 2 weeks guaranteed a year. We'd find a way to get your memories back. We'd go to the beach together on Earth. We'd go to some fuckoff side we'd never been before. We'd be on dates all 2 weeks just getting to know eachother and stuff. We'd drive around all day and kiss all night. I think you'd like everyone, and I think they'd like you. You're really funny and sweet. I miss you so much. Your kiss was the best kiss I've ever had. I feel like a part of me was torn away. I feel empty without you. The hole where you once were hurts so bad.  I know you're out there, somewhere... Please call me back.
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
These assholes.
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate adults......
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway I think we're getting deployed again soon hope none of us die, or worse 💜
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We had a crossing the equator situation when we pulled in past the moon with Katz. Astonaige was in drag as Mistress of the Stars. Honestly... Don't tell him I said this.......... I think Astonaige might love being a woman
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd do anything to see them again
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yo if I hit 150 followers I'm gonna tell y'all another secret so lock in, lowkey
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Training schedule this week looks dumb but I'll take it
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I ever make gunny I'm gonna do chiefs mess
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whatever I'm playing pinball until taps
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When can I see them again?
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally a weekend, Jesus. Can we not be doing this psycho training schedule
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amuro @haroware.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck the Federation
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Teal Town USA, a San Jose Sharks podcast @tealtown-usa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A cherry on top to finish off an incredibly exciting night for the rookies! San Jose Sharks 8 goals on a slow roller past Carter George. Truly increble showing, and fantastic spectacle from the boys in teal! Join us tomorrow against Utah at Tech CU, 5pm Pacific, 8pm Eastern #TurnItAllTeal #LAKings
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ISO trade Want 6 rip it shorties, preferably citrus Have 1 can of Copenhagen original long cut (unopened fresh, I don't do vitamin N like y'all shitbags)
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Training flights this week aaaaaagh. Katz swears up and down he piloted all his life but he can't do rolls or transitions in atmosphere, I'm not even sure he's instrument rated but I'm afraid to check tbh
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life is beautiful! so beautiful! so beautiful! this is everscape @agenderarcee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Once 1LT Apolly asked why the hell I'm here while he was smoking me in boot, I told him I got lost on my way to college. That shoulder still doesn't move right 💀
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Will I ever be normal and go to college?
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Can check
Me squatting in my Adidas slides holding a can of Sapporo premium. Four I miss you do fucking much I can't stop crying please call me
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Captain Glemy Toto @glemytotoofficial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did you know: among the soldiers of Zeon in the OYW, casualty percentages actually increased with each rank. While the Federation generals cowered in their bunkers blinded by Minkovsky particles, our courageous officers adapted to the demands of the new age of war despite the personal risk.
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I heard we're doing GWOT 5 next year
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
There is no better feeling than a guy's chest and lungs compressing as you hammer him against the boards, hearing him gasp, grunt even; but then going for beers after the game and having a good laugh. Hockey is truly the best sport in the world. Four I love you with all my heart. Was that love at first sight? Definitely something more than just that. I miss you so much.
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
After my promotion the Lieutenant handed me this and said "One man is powerless before history, but for he who is armed with history itself"
AEUG Tactical Handbook Unit Leader Small, on paper and laminated and bound with a key ring
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ughhhhhhhh can someone send me idiot's guide to Clausewitz for this stupid course
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm so dehydrated... 1LT Roberto would fucking ream me if he knew I wasn't adequately hydrating #RIPRoberto #KIAMIA
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lil extra work this morning, let out at 1400, trying to enjoy the rest of the weather schedule before Monday formation. I wish my theyfriend was here
Me in my cammies and RAT boots hanging out on a park bench at EFB Granada outside the barracks
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man I leave the barracks for one weekend. Who broke the pinball machine 😡
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sorry I was on leave. What the fuck, over
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