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Queef Barzelay

@superconfuser.bsky.social
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30something handcraft enthusiast and malcontent, NYC // they/she tme // PFP Sandra Boynton // bad joke repository

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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 6h
not pictured is some of the best matjes herring i’ve ever had (ate it too fast)
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 6h
Pervert meal
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 17h
The Vampire's Kiss, by Max Ernst (1934)
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it was a scene from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Where a guy got a blade stuck halfway through the skull. Still can picture it
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Jay Brandstabber 🐼🔪🎃 @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
While the topic is in the air, it's worth reminding everyone that @wereinhell.bsky.social admitted to raping their unconscious girlfriend in a notes screenshot apology, with the excuse being that they didn't know they were on medication that made them drowsy.
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whatever gets him to stop living in my walls, I suppose
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
iwilson57 posting on r/okbuddychicanery, with the being: "Has anybody noticed this editing error where
Jesse disappears from the shot?" the image attached shows jesse hiding his eyes with the contents of the post saying: "It's really jarring when he just disappears and reappears out of nowhere. If this was intentional maybe he should've used these powers to his advantage."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/10/2026
chabadnik in the park holding a lulav trying to get people to shake the lulav won’t even look at me. that’s fine i didn’t want to shake the lulav but you like to be asked you know. i used to be such a prize to these guys
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
save me, house music blasting thru my shitty earbuds
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate this!!!!
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is a design client i was working with on an art book. all 150 books have been delivered and they’re all fucked up from the spine being wrinkled to the misaligned printing. come ON man
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
v cool to have to start my morning by telling a man ten years my senior “i know you’re upset about this but please try not to direct your anger at me”
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that the venty??? I was just looking at upgrading to one of those
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JAIL
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HEY.
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just glad he finally made a movie where the antagonist isn’t an old ugly woman, lol
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man! I feel like a fuckup (BAH BAH BA DAH DA BAH BAH)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
coilcoilcoil. gouache painting on paper
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Public service announcement
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey man what’s up
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gimme the poop, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in your tight brown hole
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does anyone else ever ‘treat themselves’ to a bus ride if they have extra time, just to sightsee in their own city
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KAMILLE "SHORTROUND" BIDAN @kamillebidont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Born too late to die in space Born too early to die in space Born just in time to die in space
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not great!
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just me and my bowl of gravy 😀 #MyGravy
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be
Fiddler On The Roof - To Life
YouTube video by helleri2
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s really cool that somehow the media environment is so broken that the average legacy newspaper’s primary incentive is to become Kiwifarms
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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garin | comms open @garin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Castle
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is a fucking bellwether. i cannot emphasize enough just how how deeply entwined the crafting and fiber arts communities were with hp fandom, and if over 50% of the reddit crafting forum has voted it out? it's fucking over, that shit is officially running on fumes now.
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i would like to see the rat faced main character guy and the tentacles f-[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the resident evil movie was good!! I think I like each new Cregger joint more than the last. Appreciated how tentacle-heavy it was
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i love when i come home and see my cat’s little ears peeking out over the couch arm rest. like yes it’s all worth it. ten thousand head kissies time
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
going into a big music producers office and going ‘guys i’ve got it…. Bow Ba Bow Ba-Dow Ba Bow Bow’ and they all lose their minds
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s friday
so lets conquer sadness with an ancient sword
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 18/09/2026
Really curious when the tipping point on this lettering style is gonna be
Three examples of a seemingly hand drawn, kinda scratchy looking lettering on AI posters
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
he cursed us! fuck!
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
great place to realize you are either nauseous or about to shit yourself
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the stretch of train before and after Roosevelt Ave is its own kind of purgatory
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 15/09/2026
stevens motel, yulee, florida, 1978
stevens motel, yulee, florida, 1978
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HBD!!
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
drawing of a small fluffy purple cat with half-lidded yellow eyes
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wikipedia editor who submitted it is the one who is bound up, btw
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Queef Barzelay @superconfuser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hello my friend Stella
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