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Old | she/her | USA | Undiagnosed, but something ain't right | Mostly just fandom trash, leftist trash, and shitposts. Knower of several disciplines, master of none. Solicitors & Follow Back Farmers will be blocked. summersonmars.carrd.co

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Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 13h
Tiny Toon Adventures: "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow" - Nick Knacks Sample Platter www.youtube.com/watch?v=00AO...
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Tiny Toon Adventures: "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow" - Nick Knacks Sample Platter
YouTube video by Pop Arena
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 8h
Other states besides Texas with voter registration deadlines over the next 7 days: Arkansas, Arizona, Alaska, Florida, Georgia, Indiana , Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Rhode Island, Tennessee, South Carolina.
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 11h
Minuet in the Pit of Flame. #BG3 #BG3VP #BG3PhotoMode #BG3Minuet
Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. In a black void filled with flames, a tiefling woman with devil wings and auburn hair grips her own neck and genitals. Her horns are gone, and her skin altetnates between patches of peach-pink and dark pink reminiscent of a proper devil.Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. An overhead shot of the woman. Both of her eyes are gold, but one has developed a black sclera. The base of her horns can be seen on her forehead.Excerpt from the Forgotten Realms Wiki. "The Pit was also used as a method of promotion and demotion for several devils. While most devils could be reduced to piteous, gibbering agony by the Lake of Fire, none were actually damaged by its flames. Rather, Belial and his underlings enacted a specially designed ritual to make devils temporarily vulnerable to the fires of Phlegethos, during which time their forms could be altered. Once the procedure was administered, the devil in question would either be reduced to a weaker form or granted a greater one, and brought agony or ecstasy by the transformation."
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 11h
Minuet in the Pit of Flame. #BG3 #BG3VP #BG3PhotoMode #BG3Minuet
Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. In a black void filled with flames, a tiefling woman with devil wings and auburn hair grips her own neck and genitals. Her horns are gone, and her skin altetnates between patches of peach-pink and dark pink reminiscent of a proper devil.Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. An overhead shot of the woman. Both of her eyes are gold, but one has developed a black sclera. The base of her horns can be seen on her forehead.Excerpt from the Forgotten Realms Wiki. "The Pit was also used as a method of promotion and demotion for several devils. While most devils could be reduced to piteous, gibbering agony by the Lake of Fire, none were actually damaged by its flames. Rather, Belial and his underlings enacted a specially designed ritual to make devils temporarily vulnerable to the fires of Phlegethos, during which time their forms could be altered. Once the procedure was administered, the devil in question would either be reduced to a weaker form or granted a greater one, and brought agony or ecstasy by the transformation."
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Cuff 🖤 @cuffmeinblack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Recreated the Astarion novel cover because why not Outfit: Kascayde (Patreon) Original artist: Eleonor Piteira #astarion #astarionancunin #bg3vp #bg3photomode #virtualphotography
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 23h
Alright, let's see what you people have been screaming, crying, and telling others to kill themselves over...
Screenshot from the NOOK app showing the cover of T. Kingfisher's "Baldur's Gate 3: Astarion" within the read view.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now I’m just a simple country boy named Mrs. Robinson and I keep bugs in my eye socket to piss off cacti, typical cowboy stuff.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
episode 010
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DrSmey @drsmey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#aseprite #pixelartㅤㅤㅤㅤ Simple Guide: Aseprite Hotkeys
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bill & ted's excellent video game adventure, prompt, nes (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFH4...
ted's goofy happy face with his goofy scruffy hair.
speech bubble to the right:
hey dude, there's
no reason to get
all weepy, no
matter how
non-triumphant
times may seem.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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🔞 Raphael's Prince Consort 🌹🔥🔞 @paprikadust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Raksha practice page thingie. I should do more, it was quite fun :^) #ArchdevilRaksha #BG3 #BaldursGate3 #OC
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Rain @a-ancunin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Make A Splash/In Too Deep - Collab Pose Pack! | Rain
Collaboration with the talented Silverhawke on some fun summer never ends poses. Link to the nexus page below. Special thanks to everyone w
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vetochka @vetochkarowan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🦝 #baldursgate3
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love it when people use dumb fandom slapfights as an excuse to be openly misogynist.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Jessie' s Girl guy discovered Buddhism. New episode, y'all www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxvs...
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TRAINWRECKORDS: Rick Springfield's "Tao"
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This movie inspired the creation of the Golden Raspberry Awards, which means that the Razzies were founded on a network of lies, falsehoods, and slanders. Teach the controversy. Xanadu freaking RULES.
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Late Revenge for @reflectingstars.bsky.social. Thomas struggled a bit after the events of the game. Thankfully, his husband and their cats were there to support him. #BG3 #BG3VP #BG3PhotoMode #VPFight #VPForDummies #BG3Gale
Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. A human man with long curly ginger hair and freckles wearing a comfortable blue outfit sits up in bed, his face covered in sweat. Gale, wearing his purple camp outfit, lays next to him looking concerned. A long-haired white cat, Myshka, looks up at the man. Tara sits curled up next to Gale's legs.Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. Gale cradles the man in his arms and kisses his forehead. The white cat lays against the man's chest and looks up at him. Tara lays curled up against the two.
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I imagine hats and helmets are a pain point for people with horns in the FR. Unless you're in an organized military, you got to get those things custom made, which is not happening if you don't have money. Part of the reason why I think Minuet enjoys collecting fancy hats. #BG3Minuet
Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. A tiefling woman with pinkish-peach skin and small patches of vitiligo with auburn hair wearing a dark purple off-the-shoulder dress and a large matching hat decorated with lace, bead strings, silk flowers, and dangling star charms. She is facing to the left.
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Birdie Tam @birdietam.art · 26/09/2026
I did it, I made it into a sticker.
A photo of a sticker of a tortoiseshell cat screaming,"This is an outage!" Inspired by Princess Donut from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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Arachnomancer @bittenthrice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't talk up this mod enough. Five new completely custom summons with made-from-scratch spells, VFX, sound effects (!!!), models, and animations. Only scratched the surface and I can say that @berrysemifreddo.bsky.social knocked it out of the park #bg3 #bg3mods www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3...
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JoJo's Bizarre Summons - Stand Proud
Allows you to summon five Stands from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, each with their own spell kit built to match what they actually do in the manga. With custom spells, animation and VFX.
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will recommend Hypnospace Outlaw to people until the day I die. You want to know what late 90s Internet was like? It was this. Its sequel was cancelled but I refuse to take its listing off my Steam wishlist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb4J...
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Hypnospace Outlaw Trailer
YouTube video by No More Robots
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We took a look at the VERY FIRST episode of Paranormal Caught on Camera, with underwhelming results! But terrifying stick man recreations. Our newest DEBUNKING vid is now public, please share! youtu.be/-tna-usglog
The thumbnail for our debunking video. Phelan and I are shocked and confused at a crappy stick man ghost recreation. The text reads: "recreation" and "scary stick man!"
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 25/09/2026
"I hope they don't come back so we can send you back in pieces" 🥶 #toylight
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Alice @lucretiouswept.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just look at the bear being gorgeous thanks to the new marvellous outfit by @obsessedwhyyes.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥- you absolutely cooked, thank you! www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3... #bg3vp #bg3 #baldursgate3vp #baldursgate3 #VirtualPhotography #bg3Halsin #Halsin #HalsinSilverbough
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's almost Jojo Friday again. Come on, "Pony"...
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeeeeeeeeeessss, the Spy AU spreads...
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vancunin @vancunin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#astarion #bg3 #baldursgate3
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 25/09/2026
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Official Electric @officialelectric.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RUIN: 35th Anniversary - Definitive Edition A Point-&-Click Adventure game set in a cyber-fantasy world of kingdoms and ancient relics. Journey through this mysterious land, behold its wonders, and ponder 35 years of mysteries. Wishlist on Steam Now: store.steampowered.com/app/5012260/...
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vivian, the definitely-not-a-vampire lady, wants a dress to stalk the night with. I was going to go with the usual black and red, but then I saw the luna moth brooch... #Dressmaker #VirtualPhotography #DressmakerVP
Screenshot from Dressmaker. A sleek velvet dress with an open chest, slitted billowing sleeves, and a mermaid skirt. The majority is black with light yellow stars on it. The waist wrap, sleeve cuffs, and neck straps are a mottled green and yellow. Lining them and the chest hole is a gold star trim. Three light green, gold, and red luna moth brooches sit on the dress.
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Rabbit @parkouringrabbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Late #VPFight revenge for @aristenfromwarsaw.bsky.social <3 . Some sort of God/ Goddess of the solar system. [Insert clever metaphor here] Planets and Sun painted in clip studio post processing! #VPforDummies #Astarion #Durge
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vivian, the definitely-not-a-vampire lady, wants a dress to stalk the night with. I was going to go with the usual black and red, but then I saw the luna moth brooch... #Dressmaker #VirtualPhotography #DressmakerVP
Screenshot from Dressmaker. A sleek velvet dress with an open chest, slitted billowing sleeves, and a mermaid skirt. The majority is black with light yellow stars on it. The waist wrap, sleeve cuffs, and neck straps are a mottled green and yellow. Lining them and the chest hole is a gold star trim. Three light green, gold, and red luna moth brooches sit on the dress.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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ScareBlue Tales | Laura @scarebluetales.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Siblings #BG3 #Painting #vampire
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𝑺𝒚𝒏𝒏𝒆 | 𝐕𝐏 & 𝟑𝐃 | Giveaway Pinned @synnevp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely in love with this gorgeous piece by the lovely @lyraphage667.bsky.social 🥹 newlyweds, Rolan & Dammon. The soft caress & Rolan's expression melt me! Thank you for taking care of them for me 💜 #Thunderforge #rolan #dammon #bg3dammon #bg3Rolan #baldursgate3 #bg3 #bg3fanart #bg3art #bg3queer
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un[REDACTED]/Redd🔞 @redacted-redd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Tucks hair behind ears, bats my eyelashes knowing full well that he would later send me an email telling me that he is not gonna continue working with me as my thesis supervisor or something idk) #raphaelbg3 #bg3raphael #bg3 #redactedredd #bg3fanart
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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SummersonMars - 🎃GourdChat 1.0 (VP Comms Closed.) @summersonmars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My only problems with Dressmaker so far are that there appears to be no sandbox mode (?) and gradient fabrics are oriented and patterns work in such a way that you can't get the full gradient effect on them if you care about the quality stat. The first one you get is anyway. #Dressmaker #IndieGame
Screenshot from Dressmaker. A shiny blue and gold dress with loose frilly sleeves, a long mermaid style skirt, and a long bow tie color. The bodice and sleeves are a solid blue, while the other parts of the dress are a mix of blue and gold with slight gradient effects in places that do not align with one another. The dress is displayed on a dummy that is standing at the top of a marble staircase with gold railings.Screenshot from Dressmaker. A bolt of blue and gold gradient fabric, named "Blue Pansy Gradient Silk". The fabric is scrunched to show off how light hits it. Behind it is a store interface showing off other bolts of fabric.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dressmaker is $13.49 on Steam (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/VZ3x3ds
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Vaelthera @vaelthera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I realized that Astarion and autumn season is a perfect combo 🍂🍁🧡 #astarion #autumn #bg3 #bg3vp #baldursgate3
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Suzariely | Zuzanna Kranc @suzariely.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Raphael Baldur's Gate 3 fanart (I have more!) #bg3
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Suesu @suesu1302.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Astarion #AstarionFanArt #baldursgatefanart Meow
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 08/09/2026
this is what counts as worldbuilding for me
gherkomancy discourse
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