Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 18hUnder no circumstances buy her Guy N Smith's books guynsmith.com/1/?page_id=436guynsmith.comNight of the Crabs – Guy N. Smith 010
Reposted by Chris BartramIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is definitely the name of an English "It Girl" actor who suddenly turns up in everything and when you look into it her father owns Shropshire. 221791368
Reposted by Chris Bartram👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026update: now with a community note 561271
Reposted by Chris BartramFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 10/10/2026on AI eroding trust and humanity 20773217
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Late 90s or early 2000s, and only because she insisted. 010
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I honestly can't imagine anyone voluntarily going, never mind paying for it. 120
Reposted by Chris BartramCanalplanAC @canalplanac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Often the Wikipedia search is quite perceptive. Sometimes it's far from it... 011
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026CMOS battery will be flat (probably knackered). Lovely machine. 140
Reposted by Chris Bartramebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Pretty Awesome 👍 743191164260
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026See also: Youtube instructional videos vs step by step written instructions. 140
Reposted by Chris BartramJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Amazon. Uber. Air-BnB. All represent the use of technology to streamline the customer experience and, bluntly, reduce costs by dodging regulation or taxes. They weren't the PRODUCT. No consumer wants to BUY AI. It's not a product. Billy six-fingers has no value to them until he gets a job. 415620
Reposted by Chris BartramJames Murray @james-bg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The pitch here seems to be, ‘we’ll build the houses and infrastructure we failed to build during the 14 years we were in government, but we’ll do it in the most damaging and lowest quality way possible’. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comTories to pledge to scrap Environment Agency and Natural EnglandShadow chancellor will also promise to scrap affordable homes regulations as part of strategy to refocus on growth 771395441
Reposted by Chris BartramHeather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, 2021: describes openly racist age verification providers licking their lips at the possibility of using their products to identify and ban foreigners from the internet in Britain 2026: Rupert Lowe is an investor in an age verification provider theuglygame.wordpress.com/2026/07/15/p...theuglygame.wordpress.comProphets without profitsThe government’s favourite provider of child protection software, SafeToNet – a perpetually loss-making firm run by recently born-again Christians – has finally filed its long-delayed accounts. The… 1155
Reposted by Chris BartramRemembranceWatch @remembrancewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nicely done. Or... 🎶I've been driving in my car... It's not quite a Lancast...ar🎶? 5294
Reposted by Chris BartramMiss Molly Mol @missymollymol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026OH MY GOD. WHY HAS BLUESKY SAID THIS IS ADULT CONTENT? Well I do know why but ffs it’s a kitchen related disaster not porn 2101
Reposted by Chris BartramAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Remember that Farage deifies Thatcher and wants even more privatisation designed to make the super-rich wealthier and the rest of us poorer or destitute 'Absolutely everything rotten in the UK can be traced back to Thatcher' via St Helens Resistance 28554233
Reposted by Chris BartramJo @pingiarcher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukCelebrating the geological importance of Wren's Nest in DudleyWren's Nest nature reserve is being showcased in a year of special events that shine a light on history. 022
Reposted by Chris BartramStained Zurich @stainedzurich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026'The Ancestor' 1969, Leonora Carrington 0122
Reposted by Chris BartramLouise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cat hammock outside a Venetian restaurant for #Caturday. (This was two years ago - sadly this year the hammock is still there, but the cat is no longer keen to use it. Maybe one beer too many ) 1245
Reposted by Chris BartramRob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026I will have my revenge on the person who first pointed out that "Market Harborough" scans perfectly to "California", utterly ruining forever songs like California Dreaming, and Hotel California. 4112
Reposted by Chris BartramDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042262652
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey, you might have had a heart attack, but you've saved £15! 010
Reposted by Chris BartramBruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This went in a completely different direction than I expected and I love it 🤣 36020
Reposted by Chris Bartramzellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thankfully my mother drilled this into me. Any man that ever put’s his unwanted hands on me risks a broken arm. 0136
Reposted by Chris BartramLupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive. 2164759503
Reposted by Chris BartramParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us. 2381823480
Reposted by Chris BartramM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Joe Walsh Is Right...... 1005206146229
Reposted by Chris BartramMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Moba Geographic Photography captures a sand cat with its kittens; the only cat species considered primarily adapted to true desert habitat. Their paws are covered with dense fur that helps insulate them from hot sand and makes their tracks surprisingly faint. #AGoodPlace 1374551760
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's worked since 2023, so must at least be OK. It's a bit noisy but fast. 110
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bought this Morphy Richards 102786 Brushed... www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08LHGJYG...amazon.co.ukMorphy Richards Equip Jug Kettle, 1.7L, 3Kw Rapid boil, Removeable Limescale Filter, Illuminated Water Gauge, Brushed Stainless Steel Case, 102786 : Amazon.co.uk: Home & KitchenFree delivery and returns on eligible orders. Buy Morphy Richards Equip Jug Kettle, 1.7L, 3Kw Rapid boil, Removeable Limescale Filter, Illuminated Water Gauge, Brushed Stainless Steel Case, 102786 at ... 110
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Back in the nineties, my late dad went to get a suit made, and was quite offended he basically had to pay a "big and fat" surcharge (like me he was tall and the wrong side of 17st). 110
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Traditional September un-cordlessing the hedge cutters. 000
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026...and in his continued assault on my housework: 130
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You want to use this container to fetch laundry in? Nope. 170
Reposted by Chris BartramAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“I think I shouldn’t have to pay a charge for parking on this clearly signposted private road because I’m doing the school run” isn’t the slam-dunk legal argument you think it is, Mr Loud Shirt In A Built-Up Area.liverpoolecho.co.ukLiverpool dad could end up in court over taking kids to schoolSteven Thompson said he felt it was unfair parents were being targeted on the school run 2919525
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you run a business from Facebook you need to have a word with yourself about not being so shit. 100
Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Are there concerns she might not be a criminal and racist? 110
Reposted by Chris BartramSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75263719875
Reposted by Chris Bartramfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When shopping for veg such as carrots or cucumbers I always take time to select the least phallic looking one, just in case the lady on the till might think I intend to shove it up my arse when I get home. 3818712
Reposted by Chris BartramFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And that man went on to be Dennis Nilsen. 2211
Reposted by Chris BartramOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's bad enough she's doing this but how deeply humiliating for the young man to then get turned into copy. 8942052