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Chris Bartram

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Network Monkey. "If you can't be a shining example, then at least you can be a terrible warning"

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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 18h
Under no circumstances buy her Guy N Smith's books guynsmith.com/1/?page_id=436
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Night of the Crabs – Guy N. Smith
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is definitely the name of an English "It Girl" actor who suddenly turns up in everything and when you look into it her father owns Shropshire.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
update: now with a community note
Elon Musk ‹ @elonmusk
X.com
To buy stuff, you can just take a picture of your credit card, drop it in the chat and Grok @Bot will scour the Internet for the best deal on the item you want and order it
& Readers proposed context il Still gathering ratings
XAl explicitly warns users not to include personal information in prompts, yet credit card photos may contain such information.
Grok Bot's terms state that user data and credentials may be stored in its cloud environment and require human review for financial transactions.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
on AI eroding trust and humanity
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Late 90s or early 2000s, and only because she insisted.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I honestly can't imagine anyone voluntarily going, never mind paying for it.
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CanalplanAC @canalplanac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Often the Wikipedia search is quite perceptive. Sometimes it's far from it...
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a beautiful cat!
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CMOS battery will be flat (probably knackered). Lovely machine.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty Awesome 👍
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nothing shocking about that, they're dull.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See also: Youtube instructional videos vs step by step written instructions.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazon. Uber. Air-BnB. All represent the use of technology to streamline the customer experience and, bluntly, reduce costs by dodging regulation or taxes. They weren't the PRODUCT. No consumer wants to BUY AI. It's not a product. Billy six-fingers has no value to them until he gets a job.
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James Murray @james-bg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pitch here seems to be, ‘we’ll build the houses and infrastructure we failed to build during the 14 years we were in government, but we’ll do it in the most damaging and lowest quality way possible’. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Tories to pledge to scrap Environment Agency and Natural England
Shadow chancellor will also promise to scrap affordable homes regulations as part of strategy to refocus on growth
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Heather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, 2021: describes openly racist age verification providers licking their lips at the possibility of using their products to identify and ban foreigners from the internet in Britain 2026: Rupert Lowe is an investor in an age verification provider theuglygame.wordpress.com/2026/07/15/p...
theuglygame.wordpress.com
Prophets without profits
The government’s favourite provider of child protection software, SafeToNet – a perpetually loss-making firm run by recently born-again Christians – has finally filed its long-delayed accounts. The…
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RemembranceWatch @remembrancewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nicely done. Or... 🎶I've been driving in my car... It's not quite a Lancast...ar🎶?
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Miss Molly Mol @missymollymol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH MY GOD. WHY HAS BLUESKY SAID THIS IS ADULT CONTENT? Well I do know why but ffs it’s a kitchen related disaster not porn
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember that Farage deifies Thatcher and wants even more privatisation designed to make the super-rich wealthier and the rest of us poorer or destitute 'Absolutely everything rotten in the UK can be traced back to Thatcher' via St Helens Resistance
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Jo @pingiarcher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Celebrating the geological importance of Wren's Nest in Dudley
Wren's Nest nature reserve is being showcased in a year of special events that shine a light on history.
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Stained Zurich @stainedzurich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'The Ancestor' 1969, Leonora Carrington
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Louise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cat hammock outside a Venetian restaurant for #Caturday. (This was two years ago - sadly this year the hammock is still there, but the cat is no longer keen to use it. Maybe one beer too many )
A tabby cat lying sleepily in a little hammock on a table. Next to the hammock is an empty pint glass
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
I will have my revenge on the person who first pointed out that "Market Harborough" scans perfectly to "California", utterly ruining forever songs like California Dreaming, and Hotel California.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, you might have had a heart attack, but you've saved £15!
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This went in a completely different direction than I expected and I love it 🤣
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thankfully my mother drilled this into me. Any man that ever put’s his unwanted hands on me risks a broken arm.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moba Geographic Photography captures a sand cat with its kittens; the only cat species considered primarily adapted to true desert habitat. Their paws are covered with dense fur that helps insulate them from hot sand and makes their tracks surprisingly faint. #AGoodPlace
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's worked since 2023, so must at least be OK. It's a bit noisy but fast.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bought this Morphy Richards 102786 Brushed... www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08LHGJYG...
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Morphy Richards Equip Jug Kettle, 1.7L, 3Kw Rapid boil, Removeable Limescale Filter, Illuminated Water Gauge, Brushed Stainless Steel Case, 102786 : Amazon.co.uk: Home & Kitchen
Free delivery and returns on eligible orders. Buy Morphy Richards Equip Jug Kettle, 1.7L, 3Kw Rapid boil, Removeable Limescale Filter, Illuminated Water Gauge, Brushed Stainless Steel Case, 102786 at ...
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Current POV: I am a cat bed.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back in the nineties, my late dad went to get a suit made, and was quite offended he basically had to pay a "big and fat" surcharge (like me he was tall and the wrong side of 17st).
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Traditional September un-cordlessing the hedge cutters.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...and in his continued assault on my housework:
A cat in my pants drawer.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You want to use this container to fetch laundry in? Nope.
My cat, disdainfully regarding me from a container of laundry.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I think I shouldn’t have to pay a charge for parking on this clearly signposted private road because I’m doing the school run” isn’t the slam-dunk legal argument you think it is, Mr Loud Shirt In A Built-Up Area.
liverpoolecho.co.uk
Liverpool dad could end up in court over taking kids to school
Steven Thompson said he felt it was unfair parents were being targeted on the school run
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you run a business from Facebook you need to have a word with yourself about not being so shit.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are there concerns she might not be a criminal and racist?
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Generally not a single fuck given IME
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's annual garden tidying time
The garden. Lawn is cut, this is just the start.Screenshot of my phone. In Flames is the soundtrack.
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Chris Bartram @stymaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Definite rage bait.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When shopping for veg such as carrots or cucumbers I always take time to select the least phallic looking one, just in case the lady on the till might think I intend to shove it up my arse when I get home.
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And that man went on to be Dennis Nilsen.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's bad enough she's doing this but how deeply humiliating for the young man to then get turned into copy.
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