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Stuart P. Bentley

@stuartpb.com
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normal alive human from this earth's present. mischievous little skamp. NOT A LAWYER. that's an old picture of me with the guy who invented computer games stuartpb.github.io/spacewar-article… pronoun: 's

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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 28/06/2026
Slowly light strengthens, and the room takes shape. It stands plain as a wardrobe, what we know, Have always known, know that we can’t escape, Yet can’t accept. One side will have to go.
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 27/06/2026
CRASH ERROR (Guru Meditation H30ET-W1ESQ-TXBXH-5QA0H-ARYT6)
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 25/06/2026
I just paid $90 for an annual subscription to Leaflet Pro on this deal!
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Nessa ✨ @nessathewriter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A panel from a Haus of Decline comic where Garnet says “I think we’re gonna have to radically alter how the industry operates Steven” and Steven says “damn”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/06/2026
ME: Tacos duros, por favor EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: *going apeshit cheering, giving me gifts, a parade is thrown in my honor, Zohran makes me Deputy Mayor of Beautiful White Women Who Are Also Nice BTW*
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 21/06/2026
youtube.com
The Avalanches - Because I'm Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 20/06/2026
thewitness.fandom.com
Audio log: Schweickart eva
A quote by Russell Schweickart about how looking at Earth from outer space changes your perspective of it. Climb to the summit of the mountain and look for the statue of a person surveying the main si...
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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 19/06/2026
"Why me?" I ask as the briefing ends and the lights come up. "Because," said the colonel, "you're the biggest loser we could find. Nothing going for you. Total garbage. If the aliens do some shit to you, it's no real loss. It might even be a net positive; who knows?"
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 18/06/2026
My parents took away my internet access because they said I was too fat to be online
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 18/06/2026
I thought @stuartpb.com was AI before it was cool
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 16/06/2026
BOINC!
station.leaflet.pub
interesting hacks to fascinate people
I have truly found paradise
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 15/06/2026
@leaflet.pub There's at least one significant bug present in this post
station.leaflet.pub
DOT milk door
watch out for snakes
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Bentley Systems @bsy.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Advances in tech have been accelerating the pace of change. AI has cemented this constancy of change & places new responsibilities on industry leaders to foster resilience in their teams. Continue reading for tips to improve team resilience. @infra.global
infra.global
Upping your game: Leadership in the Age of AI
The rise of artificial intelligence and constant technological change places new responsibilities on industry leaders to foster resilience in their teams, says Claire Rutkowski of Bentley Systems.
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 15/06/2026
Which one is the sorcerer, and which is the apprentice?
station.leaflet.pub
total recursive information mapping to activate beings
oh my god bear is driving how can that be?/of the human intellectual condition at 3:00 AM
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 10/06/2026
man I sure hope Leaflet can handle the thousands of company names that came up when I searched for tags to give this
station.leaflet.pub
the psychology of everyday people
hey kid, I'm a computer (starring Google's AI)
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 10/06/2026
My error message when I purposefully spread misinformation over the Internet
station.leaflet.pub
for your entertainment only
there goes my hot stepper // print the legend
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 10/06/2026
I sleep
station.leaflet.pub
go immediately to sleep
do not pass go, do not collect $200
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 09/06/2026
"No intentional exposure"? What, to the Law of Too Much Information? That what you don't want me exposing here? The meme itself?
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 08/06/2026
I am awake. I am alive.
station.leaflet.pub
please explain to anyone
we all live within a Pizza-Hut-shaped reality
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 05/06/2026
I could die today and nobody would notice
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
how did you get up there adora
cat on an upper cupboard shelf in amongst food
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 05/06/2026
it's so over. we're so back. it's so over. we're so back
station.leaflet.pub
locus of no control
the thing about singularities is there's only one way to do it
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 05/06/2026
What will I get for my birthday? Whatever will I get for my birthday? 🎁 It's my favorite day! 🎂 It's my favorite day of the year!! 🗓️ Oooooooowee!!! 🥳
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thought agent jabsco 🏁 @alt.gov.jabsco.xxx.irs.crs.icp.war.hq.69.mkv.part.parody.fda.info.fbi.cia.fyi · 22/06/2023
it's so funny to hear guys outside the department go “these are just operators with hangovers”, like yes actually that is the easiest way for those unacquainted to understand the sensation
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 04/06/2026
I just wanna know how much consciousness it takes to make a human cry
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/06/2026
chipotlai-max: AI coding agent that runs on stolen compute from Chipotle's chat bot, with community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more.
github.com
GitHub - cyberpapiii/chipotlai-max: The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Low...
The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more....
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026
doing capcom tests in 2026 is insane. even capcom don't do capcom tests no more. they released a collection of old fighting games and when someone asked if it might lead to a new entry in one of those series they flat out were like "no lmao"
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 04/06/2026
oh boy, another month of this to go
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 03/06/2026
youtube.com
Devo - "Through Being Cool"
YouTube video by Edgar Aldrett
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 03/06/2026
My body is 300% Funko Pops by mass!! Le epic win!!!1
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 03/06/2026
Bazinga!!!!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/06/2026
It’s so cool that our bodies work in such a way that you can accidentally brush your hand against the stove pulling a pizza out of the oven and have a mark on you for the rest of your life reminding you you’re too dumb to cook pizza
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Liberals will always side with fascists when it comes to what time you should have sleepy sleepy night night
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Panel 1: A long limbed, sharp toothed demonic Shen is approaching a farmer on a dirt road in a wide open field, at late sunset, walking with both his legs and elongated arms. At the top it says "Somewhere near Owensboro, Kentucky". Shen is saying "VIRTUOUS and HARD-WORKING COUNTRY FOLK. I have once again come to corrupt YOU."

Panel 2: The farmer, wearing overalls, a white shirt, a dark blue jacket, and a straw hat, points a revolver at Shen and says "Not today." In his other hand he has a pitchfork.

Panel 3: The farmer shoots Shen directly in the heart, his aim true.

Panel 4: Shen stands for a moment, a smoking bullet hole in his sweatshirt and his face cloaked in shadow.

Panel 5: Shen smiles with pure malice and evil as he slowly takes out a book out of his sweatshirt with a bullet mark on the cover, seemingly having been hit by the bullet instead of his chest. The cover says "1000 Page Slow-burn Yuri", with the smoking bullet mark being on the "o" in "slow".

Panel 6: The farmer puts straw hat to his chest and closes his eyes. He says "Lord if I die here tonight, let it be known that I have only 2 regrets."

Panel 7: The farmer continues to talk, how walking towards Shen and extending his pitchfork, ready to engage. He says "Buying just one bullet ...". With his other hand, he is dropping his gun onto the dirt. He says "... And not springing for the yuri-piercing rounds." The sun hits the horizon behind Shen.

Panel 8: A sunny view of the Owensboro convention center, with a giant purple beetle man looming over it. On the lawn in front stands a small ghost in a green fisherman hat. On the sidewalk stands Shen gesturing towards the convention center. Text says "Shen will be at OMG!CON June 12 to 14, 2026, Owensboro Convention Center, Owensboro, Kentucky. Plus my friend the Dastardly Beetlemoses is there also. And the most nefarious of us all (the ghost is saying "hewwo"), Epoch Sonder. Look, he's just a little guy and not an unkillable cryptid horror!!"
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Jaime Green @jaimealyse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🚨🚨🚨 new Ted Chiang on AI just dropped 🚨🚨🚨https://www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2026/06/no-artificial-intelligence-is-not-conscious/687378/?gift=1ga2TvL-DbuHDQIcYF7oR7CsNA92bD_yo6VqlH7-uco&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share
theatlantic.com
No, Artificial Intelligence Is Not Conscious
Taken to its logical conclusion, this line of thinking is absurd—and damning.  
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 03/06/2026
⚠️ IMPORTANT ⚠️
en.wikipedia.org
Wikipedia:No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man - Wikipedia
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thought agent jabsco 🏁 @alt.gov.jabsco.xxx.irs.crs.icp.war.hq.69.mkv.part.parody.fda.info.fbi.cia.fyi · 03/06/2026
did a thing
the.irs.cia.fyi
O.N.B.L.O.G.O.F.F. (1)
on the ethics of Operation Nine Billion Laughs of God Ordaining Faustian Frisson
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/06/2026
Is our entire business predicated on the idea that our user base never discover that home grown or store bought beans are essentially identical to the beans we’re selling? It’ll be fine hopefully
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/06/2026
First we got to take “have fun being poor” away and use it back at them and now we get to do it with “learn to code”
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“I was tricked by a devil and betrayed by my lessers, but an evil power sustains me” is SUCH a hard line
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 02/06/2026
so fun fact about the purge the movie isn't about how if crime is legal everyone will go on a murder spree, it's about how if crime was legal fascists would stir the pot and foment violence to justify their own terror
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 03/06/2026
made a thing
leaflet.leaflet.pub
O9BLOGOFF/I
on the legality of Operation Nine Billion Laughs of God Ordaining Faustian Frisson
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!Bob @plasmator.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This quote made the rounds a decade ago and it's equally true today.
A screenshot of text, which reads:

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

-@stimmyabby, Tumblr
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pew's excuse was like "Well in theory" and it's like 'bitch we live in practice, and it's not even a policy platform on the dems side lol'
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 03/06/2026
en.wikipedia.org
Billion laughs attack - Wikipedia
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 03/06/2026
Buffy, we've got important work here. A lot of filing, giving things names.
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 03/06/2026
now it can be told
station.leaflet.pub
memories of things
that never happened, these are always the hardest to forget
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 01/06/2026
No, YOU'RE AI! YOU have good ideas! Ahoy hoy! Bazinga!
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 31/05/2026
Sweet little smackaroos! Yowza!
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Stuart P. Bentley @stuartpb.com · 31/05/2026
Sock it to... me? Booyah!
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