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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’re my bank, what about my finances makes you think I can “purchase a home with cash up-front”??

COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This reminds me of creationists arguing that the human body (or some part of it) is too complex to be the result of random chance

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is your current helmet penetrating the air hard? Instagram ads are something else, man

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Elon Musk’s family tree must look like this

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every day we stray further from god’s light

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Byron Donalds town hall video is INSANE

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just this comic over and over again for all eternity

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean I think it’s reasonable to believe that some of these Trump voters are upset about Trump and what he’s doing bc they’re dumb. But I also think a lot of the folks who I described above are likely on the left (also that there are many medium-size pieces to this puzzle, not just one big piece)

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“almost anyone else we might consider normal and/or not rich” is very much not limited to the people who she observed

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reminds me of the empanada place I went to in NOLA last year, I got an étouffée and and a yellow curry and they were both amazing

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This comic over and over again for eternity

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not relevant to OP but every once in awhile I see the argument around “calories in vs calories out” and it’s thermodynamically true but utterly useless because you can’t accurately measure either calories in or out and even to the extent you can measure your own burn rates, they change over time

tried semaglutide for about 3 months (trying to get rid of a pesky 15-20 pounds), somewhat to my surprise it had no effect on my weight whatsoever. I did cut my calorie intake by like 25% maybe? but did not lose an ounce

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is, of course, not what was claimed, what was claimed was that $100K is not middle class and you deleted it because a bunch of people pointed out that that is incorrect

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

$100k is objectively middle class

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing matters anymore but it is very funny for him to refer to the building he has destroyed fully 1/3 of as sacred

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who knows what will happen in November but Jill Stein is convinced Dems are gonna have 350 seats in the House and 60 senators

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t care if it’s true, you shouldn’t talk about the people of Myrtle Beach like that

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hard not to put games like Half Life, Mass Effect, and Skyrim on here but I think this is probably mine

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Republicans want to destroy the country but, maybe more importantly, they want you to be grateful to them for it

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Also fully 10% of the population are Republicans who don’t even pretend to like any of Trump’s policies but are so racist they’ll happily go to the mat for him

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fully 1/4 of the population is dumb as shit, folks. Buy-their-wallets-in-bulk stupid. The kind of people who would think windex is Gatorade because it’s blue, spit it out because it tastes awful, and then, seeing that it’s blue like Gatorade, drink it again

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am not looking for a computer program that will do my hobbies for me

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“North Korea is a republic” and “the Nazis were socialists” and “pineapples are apples that grow on pine trees” and “the Grand Tetons are literally made of tits” sometimes people call a thing a name for a reason other than that it is literally that thing

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Facebook Marketplace is the platform with the highest baseline level of delusion and it isn’t close

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is different from how conservatives talk about immigrants in degree only

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is it a war, though? Like, who are the combatants?

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LLMs don’t understand what they’re doing, don’t know what anything is. That’s not relevant to what they can do and I’m not sure why anyone is getting hung up on it. My table saw doesn’t know whether it’s cutting through cherry or ash or fir, it cuts through them anyway

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Long distance relationships are hard

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The manosphere stuff is obvious bullshit regardless but I at least sort of understand how you could convince yourself that these dipshits knew what they were talking about if you’d never been on a date or something. But if you were literally married? 10 out of 10 loser shit

The rise of the manosphere divorce: Meet the women ditching their Joe Rogan-and Clavicular-influenced husbands
By Kyra Breslin
Published May 5, 2026, 11:16 a.m. ET

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do they always say what number star it is? Also, is the star walk thing like a mile long now? That is so many stars and they are not tiny

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It is *extremely* good if Republicans feel the need to demonstrate their willingness to work with Democrats. Democrats should NOT reciprocate. This is blood in the water, this is weakness. Strike at it! Be politicians, for fuck’s same!

Ashley Hinson @hinsonashley
It used to be that reaching across the aisle wasn't just okay, it was expected.
Some people in Washington forgot that. I never have.
That's why I worked with Democrats to expand mental healthcare for veterans and with President Trump to take on big health insurance and drug companies to lower your costs.
Working across the aisle isn't always easy, but it's how you get results.

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What year do you think it is?

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lmao, first of all, I’m not sure that any single person’s love of a wide variety of foods is better documented than Bourdain’s. But more importantly, “if you don’t love hard tack you don’t appreciate food and are uncultured” is a truly unhinged take. Top tier log off moment

Anthony Bourdain's inability to appreciate survival food eaten by people living in extremely harsh climates is why I don't think he is as cultured as he presented himself to be

Food isn't just about taste. Food is first and foremost about avoiding starvation. I feel like if you can't appreciate the lengths some people will go to survive and stay fed, you don't really appreciate food at its most basic premise

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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Texas
Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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