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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 1h
Once again it is October, king of all months
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 46m
Controversial?
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 1h
That’ll probably solve the problem and have no negative side effects
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 1h
These are all of the justices he nominated (Also something to be learned by institutions here, appeasement gets you nothing with Trump, he demands undying fealty at all times on every topic forever)
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 1h
Once you’ve realized that a flat head screwdriver CAN open a can of paint, you’re more likely to start using it to pry trim off the wall or scrape glue out of the corner of a cabinet, even if you never intended to use that tool in any of those ways when you first bought it.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 1h
Bigotry is a way of thinking about the world, like a tool in the mental toolbox, and there isn’t really a way to compartmentalize different subjects and make certain tools off limits in the same way that, once you’ve bought a tool for one job there’s nothing keeping you from using it on the next.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 1h
I think I’d probably prefer a proportional representative system if I had a magic wand but I also wonder whether there’s any meaningful way to get there without a constitutional amendment and that’s just not on the menu right now
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 4h
The 21st century version of the Fugitive Slave Act.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 19h
One suit, filed against New York, Massachusetts, and California, asks the U.S. Supreme Court to end shield laws—which would allow the conservative states to extradite abortion providers (among other horrors).
ag.state.la.us
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 4h
I think there are arguments to be made that a parliamentary system where the coalition is created after the election rather than before would lead to a more representative government but I question whether it would be any better than just bans on partisan gerrymandering and automatic registration
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 13h
The Byron Donalds town hall video is INSANE
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 12h
Classic battleground state, Idaho
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12h
Then you’re too young to be on Bluesky Point Break, all of us watched Futurama Season 1 as it first aired
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
>pope >>from Chicago >>>white sox fan >>>>white sox immediately make playoffs after 3 straight 100 loss seasons >>>>>win playoff game for first time in 5 years
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 13h
>>>>>>win first playoff series in 20 years
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 13h
The Byron Donalds town hall video is INSANE
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 18h
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Yes, Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last Of Us
ALT: Yes, Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last Of Us
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 18h
Every game like Skyrim or Witcher or Monster Hunter is so funny because essentially you’re a walking ecological disaster, leaving the corpses of thousands of people and animals in your wake over the course of mere days or weeks
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 20h
One of the things about being a cis straight white guy in the South is other cis straight white guys will make certain assumptions about you and say some truly heinous shit expecting you to agree and this feels like that. Like, it didn’t occur to him that regular people would ever hear this
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t get me wrong, a lot of blame to pass around, but Republican voters pulled the lever for Trump and his enablers because they liked his bigotry and the promise of saying slurs at work and owning the libs. Some of them may have regrets now but Trump was an extremely known quantity in 2024
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 20h
I think this is all true to a degree but also a lot of people heard “mass deportations” and didn’t think “yeah that sounds great”. The media likes Trump and wants him to win and Dem pols did a poor job making the case against him and also Republican voters are mostly shitty racist people
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 21h
Legitimately impressive
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23h
There's a way yesterday's failed attempt to frame up Jack Smith for perjury could've been covered as part of the same story — the deadly serious abuse of the DOJ by Republicans to ruin the lives of who they perceive as political opponents — but instead it was like "EMBARRASSING WHOOPSIE"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23h
what the Trump kids are doing is like 1000x worse than anything Hunter was alleged to have done. But there was a "BIDEN SCANDAL" shaped hole in the news and Hunter filled it and there's no such hole available for Trump that's not already being filled by 15 other things bsky.app/profile/dani...
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23h
This was literally their justification for the Bush v Gore ruling that stopped the Florida recount
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 23h
If Trump started injecting every immigrant with bubonic plague, the Supreme Court would rule that while they take a year or two to decide if it's constitutional, the program should go forward because to not let Trump inject people with bubonic plague would do irreparable harm to the government
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23h
Fun fact: also medium-size children
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23h
(This might have been Twitter days but I think it was on here)
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23h
If it means actually prosecuting people and throwing them in prison I’m all for it. If it’s just a bunch of committees with zero consequences you shouldn’t waste our time
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah, I mean, this is always how it is with these people.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23h
I followed him on here for like 3 weeks and saw him be an absolute dick to 2 different left-leaning folks (both somewhat prominent) completely unprompted and completely unrepentantly. As much as social media use is bad for everyone, he seems to be preternaturally susceptible to it
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen, I’m nobody, certainly not a highly paid Democratic strategist or consultant, but it seems to me like it would be better to have, for example, everything we wanted to do already figured out before day 1 so we can spend the session doing that stuff? Just a thought.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my biggest complaints about Dems over the past couple decades is that they seem to wait until the session starts to come up with a plan? Imagine your favorite NFL team got to week 1 before sitting down to draw up any plays, it feels like that. Maybe there should be strategy meetings right now
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had this wild idea the other day, out of left field, just the barest outlines of a concept, that we could punish people who do bad things rather than giving them lots of money and power. Probably nothing there, but who knows
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I am useless.”
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably nothing to be learned from this
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
leave aside the GOP, it also did not stop the political news media from covering the Hunter story as if it were a corrupt scandal rather than Biden bending over backwards to let a Republican fuck his son over.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just being normal
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Men In Black: Edgar Suit in Truck
ALT: Men In Black: Edgar Suit in Truck
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wearin him like a Edgar suit
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I think this is one of those things where it doesn’t make sense because you’re also assuming good faith, which Cruz pretty clearly is not engaged in here
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It definitely matters for some of them, like Michigan and Michigan State, but a lot of them it doesn’t, and especially in this specific instance thinking it does is a huge flag of not knowing what you’re talking about
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, Georgia Tech. I swapped from Texas to Georgia mid-post
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It would be weird if, like, someone said “we have a big game against Georgia this weekend” and it was actually A&M because those are both big football schools, which is what Cruz thought was happening (because he is a poser)
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(But he’s a dumbass that doesn’t know that Michigan says “Beat Ohio” referring to Ohio State, because nobody cares about Ohio University)
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He thought the dunk was that Michigan’s rivalry is with Ohio State University, not Ohio University
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is obviously dumb for a lot of reasons but I also wonder whether he thinks Spotify is creating the music people are listening to?
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you ever feel unqualified for your job just remember that an editor at the New York Times thought “Here’s the latest.” was a good headline
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John is very weird because he also has a history of getting on social media and being an utter dick to people on the left for literally no reason whatsoever, just telling people he doesn’t like their work entirely unprompted. I think he should probably just not use social media
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