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Stringer🙏🏻✨

@stringerplz.bsky.social
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aka Laura from Work. I work for Penny Arcade on PAX but don't speak for them. She/her ((AND)) he/him. 🐠

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 18h
My hat is piss free. My cat will no longer have access to it. We have forgiven each other
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 8!!! Why are Queer cartoon characters censored?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am absolutely ready for the pitch, Graham will Stonewall you
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Obviously I couldn't choose between photos and then decided pluralizing to match beneath me
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cat, in apparent revenge for this photo, appears to have found my clown hat, taken it into a corner, and pissed on it
A cat wearing a white ruff and Pagliacci hat. She looks furious Same cat being held aloft by delighted author. The rage seems to have galvanized into determination to piss on the authors hat
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg bestie finally I can safely invite you to spar (which tradition mandates you must decline)
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Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lots of slots still open if you are interested! I have less two days to fill these slots so don't wait!
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Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
opening up slots to raise funds cover my rent. got super sick and I have no other options. DM me if interested! PLEASE SHARE! 50$ USD: chibi model / colour background 100$ USD: model / custom background 150$ USD: model / custom background + 3D printable file #blender3d #b3d #gamedev
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Candice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘Digger’ Review: Tom Cruise Gives 110% in This Powerless, Self-Adulating Claptrap www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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‘Digger’ Review: Tom Cruise Gives 110% in This Powerless, Self-Adulating Claptrap
Tom Cruise give his all in "Digger," Alejandro González Iñárritu’s smug, self-aware social commentary that's like bad "SNL."
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beef king cerviche and Torta!
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See that sounds like fun!
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when Godzilla: how cool! Yes, a large dinosaur who yells so strong he has a beam. Ok! Me when Godzilla in one of his many many films: death-of-marat.jpg
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would prefer it if the megafauna was given gifts and medicine and thanked for its time and also countless civilian lives were spared! I am also a huge bummer about Cool Apocalypse Fantasies incl. Zombie and Nuclear. Them scenarios just flash the big SELF-IMMOLATE NOW! sign above my head
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Owning up to something cringe: while I absolutely get the appeal of Godzilla, but I do not get the appeal of Godzilla movies. It is an extremely sad premise! I don't want the big creature to be hurt and in pain and I also do not want to watch people die bc the creature is hurt and in pain!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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manewt.bsky.social @manewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend who works at meta: “Do not use the muse agent, it’s like inviting a Vampire inside”
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me realizing I didn't post the goddamn q&a link til now (big ups to the aus team for their kind distribution)
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
So far the only retort from the AI boosters appears to be “2025 doesn’t matter” and I’m not kidding
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 03/08/2026
Garffeld as Pangur Bán (from Seamus Heaney’s translation)
The following comic is based on Pangur Bán, translated by Seamus Heaney. “My Garffeld and I at work / adepts, equals, cat and clerk: / his whole instinct is to hunt, / mine to free the meaning pent”; panels 1 and 2 show Jon at a desk writing while Garffeld eyes a mouse.“More than loud acclaim, I love: / books, silence, thought, my alcove. / happy for me, Garffeld then / child-plays round some mouse’s den.” Panel 1 shows Garffeld chasing a mouse towards a large stack of books while Jon writes; then panel 2 shows Garffeld sitting on a pile of books that were knocked over in a cloud of dust, while Jon looks over.“Truth to tell, just being here / housed alone, housed together, / adds up to its own reward: / concentration, stealthy art.” Panels 1 shows Jon walking down a hall, Garffeld waiting to pounce behind him; panel 2, Garffeld jumps and scares Jon.“Next thing, an unwary mouse / bares his flank: Garffeld pounces. / Next thing lines that held and held / meaning back begin to yield.” Panels 1, Garffeld chases after a mouse on a stack of books on a table; panel 2, Jon looks at Garffeld who has ripped the books while the mouse has run off panel.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I gotta know who the exec at Disney is who saw Predator Badlands and thought, hey you know what
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love it when i open an email draft with full intent to send Something to Someone and then it just sits there, absorbing every memory of what I could possibly have ever written there
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they took his gravity balls T_T
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mission Accomplished
ALT: Mission Accomplished
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mifepristone is still widely available but if you don't have access to it, safe medical abortion is possible with just Misoprostol! Excerpt from Abortion Pill Zine by myself, @isabellarotman.bsky.social & @marniegalloway.bsky.social on miso. Full zine here: www.silversprocket.net/2024/09/17/a...
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She destroys at this and I find it extremely funny that each successive production has decided to turn this already punishing patter song into a Stunt Song and raise the bpm a little bit til now it's just auctioneer training
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 27/09/2026
Pass the aux I wanna put on the sardaukar throat singing track
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Charles Moss - Commissions are Open @mossanimation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 27/09/2026
I have four days to raise over a thousand dollars. Feels impossible but I have faith and hope on my side. And maybe you're on my side too. Please support or share if you see this!
static.klipy.com
Motivational Penguin Depressed
Alt: Motivational Penguin Running. "NEVER GIVE UP"
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cleaning the house by putting on Escaping Polygamy on Tubi which is the perfect level of mess and reality nonsense to allow me to get serious without also having a panic attack
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 21/09/2026
Zounds shirts and hoodies available now! Shirt: sam-spv-shop.fourthwall.com/products/zou... Hoodie: sam-spv-shop.fourthwall.com/products/zou...
Image of a dark green hoodie and a black shirt with an orange cat on both, with a peach color background. There is a scroll with red letters on the top saying "Available for one week only!"
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think that's more than reasonable lol
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really gotta fuckin [bleep so long it makes you late for work tomorrow]
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No cheating post your lock screen
Lock screen featuring a cat resting on a white floral duvet, looking at the camera with a rather sarcastic expression. The cat is so matte black she just looks like a cloud with eyes
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is making the rounds but be aware: it's A.I. slop! First: having those big trucks with tanks full of fuel going that fast off-terrain seems highly unrealistic. But there's also a SUV and a guy appearing all of sudden and walking in the middle of it at the 17 second :P So yeah, don't fall for it
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh I'm gonna be zooming in and out of this all day!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
watched #otgw for the first time since it aired so I drew a bunch of fanart, here's Wirt but I'll post everyone else eventually too 🍂 #artpost
illustrations of Wirt, the main character of Over the Garden Wall. He's a lanky white teenager with brown hair and a thin face, wearing a halloween costume of a cape, suspenders and a gnome hat. Various points in the animated miniseries are reinterpreted here, including making a mixtape for his crush Sara, being annoyed by Beatrice the bluebird, and some of his expressions from dialogue that may be a bit spoilery
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every PAX I am given a small budget of banners to do with what I will and place wherever makes sense. Here are those designs for #PAXWest 2026. (1/2)
A montage of artistic depictions of horses across centuries and cultures; top to bottom: lascaux cave paintings, an ancient Chinese rendering of a muscular horse in a wild pose, a sumerian painting of a Hittite king's horses lined up side by side, the foremost staring straight at us; a very old Indian illustration of a yellow-gold horse in finery; a medieval European horse from the side and terribly rendered from the front, like a potato with legs; the "four horse" illusion from Safavid period Iran; great petroglyphs of horses from the Pueblo people of long ago. Overlaid on some of these are drawings of horses by PAX Enforcers, at varying levels of skill.

There's text, laid out like verse: "the power of an image is as much the result of its subject as the eyes that saw it first and the hands tasked to capture it. Every stroke is a breath taken, a muscle moved, a moment in time passed. The only machine we truly need to express ourselves is the one installed behind our eyes."Crabs of varying species, biomes, and water salinities appear to converge on a distant underwater corporate building; a giant goddamn king crab seems to be whacking at it to explosive results. Nearly all crabs - plus one shrimp - are wearing construction helmets; we can't see if the big one has any PPE. Many hold tools, some regard schematics or stand near rulers and kits. 

Overlaid in a variety of typefaces the way you'd see in a 70s exploitation horror film is text: 
I HAVE CONTRACTED
CRABS
TO DESTROY
YOUR SEA FOUNDATION!Two images overlaid with text. At the top, Dolly Parton in the early-mid 80s, in a pink chiffon number and matching mules surrounded by florals and white cabinetry. She is not looking at the camera. At bottom, Tim Curry in the early-mid 90s, set on a chaise lounge in a tux, the backdrop a painted late sunset, his manner relaxed and his gaze direct. Over Dolly: "If you were an angel I'd die to get to heaven"
Over Tim: "if you were the devil I'd pay to go to hell"A street or alley at midday with a metal sign adhered to a light post. 
Sign reads "CERTIFIED HATER ZONE: 25/8 ACCESS FOR HATERATION." a smaller sign beneath reads "HOLLERATION BY ZONE J PERMIT ONLY"

at the bottom of the banner an arrow pointing down and the words "stand here"
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes Dead Is better
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes dead is better
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyway if you want to know more about how I make these or get hi-res versions it has become part of my job to do a regular post where I take you through my "process" on Club PA www.patreon.com/cw/ClubPA/ You can also just ask me directly but if I seem like a Bite Risk this is another means
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Club PA — Creating a fan community
Get more from Club PA on Patreon. Creating a fan community. Support Club PA and get exclusive access to their work.
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
3/2 FUCK! I took so long doing alt text derby I FORGOT THE FELLAS. How could I forget the fellas. I'm sorry to the fellas
beautiful embroidery on black fabric and an older southeast asian man and a younger southeast asian man gathered happily around a goat as the younger man shows off his phone. 

Title reads: "Fellas, great news! it IS gay! All of it! We checked ❤️

Phone reads BREAKING It's gay!!! hell yeah cry delighted crowds in mass jubilation. WORLD'S FELLAS BREATHE BIG GAY SIGH OF RELIEF"
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was also accessory to a proposal (separate from the surprise wedding I officiated) and have held back that banner design, bc that's their business. Also because it cost me $4,000
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(2/2) This one has so much fucking text on it I have to post it multiple times just to get through the alt text what can I say, this picture is worth greater than 2000 chars
(1/2) A long scroll-through corporate announcement featuring a pointedly ugly animated figure.

Text: "An announcement from everyone's favorite game-building platform that's also a game, BLOKBOTZ."

We're listening and learning. After extensive internal investigations, investor calls, and focus testing with the Rattenfänger Institute, we're confident our new updates will help ease those fears, if not materially change any of the circumstances that inspire them.

As of 1 September, minors who use our platform will be required to submit tri-hourly selfies in order to continue to accessing chat functions. This way we can ensure they are minors, because there is no way to falsify a selfie.

In order to verify these are genuine images and to ensure transparency, we will store up to 6 months' worth of user-submitted images and metadata to cross-reference, all of which can be accessed publicly at any time at blokbotz.com/findme with a valid blokbotz login or credit card number. 

We've also heard concerns about our moderation system. While we stand firm in our dedication to letting the invisible hand of the market determine what content stays on our platform, we will also begin rolling out the Peer2Peer Assessment Program, allowing users to receive commission as payment for viewing and reviewing as much content as they can on our Blokbotz Creator Platform. This way, the community can keep ISELF safe with no extra meddling from us boring old adults!(2/2) Same image; Text continues:

Finally, we've reached across the generational divide to the adults in our community, who make up a tiny 30% of our userbase. While we have had to make the difficult choice to limit how often they're able to invite minors to secondary platforms, and cap the quality of verifiably explicit content shared on our platform to a max 640p, we really don't see a reason why we should punish these people when they give us so much money, and after all, it's not my kid--(text is obscured from here)

Thanks for being a Blokbotz Inventor (tm) and for sticking with us through these challenging months as we find our path forward.

We're sure nothing bad will happen again unless it always does - and we'll be there collecting every step of the way.

At the bottom, after a copyright notice of 2004 - present, Blokbotz, a Real Company - "Every view of this banner costs 150 blokbux ($15 USD.) Your credit card has already been charged. Also, you've got a package outside."
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