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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I paid $54 AUD to get mean mugged by several dinosaurs and I would / will absolutely do it again

Box turtle on log looking menacingly at camera with his long neck extended

An enormous crocodile being looked on by various tourists but facing the camera, he is massive and dangerous

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My cat, in apparent revenge for this photo, appears to have found my clown hat, taken it into a corner, and pissed on it

A cat wearing a white ruff and Pagliacci hat. She looks furious

Same cat being held aloft by delighted author. The rage seems to have galvanized into determination to piss on the authors hat

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me realizing I didn't post the goddamn q&a link til now (big ups to the aus team for their kind distribution)

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

3/2 FUCK! I took so long doing alt text derby I FORGOT THE FELLAS. How could I forget the fellas. I'm sorry to the fellas

beautiful embroidery on black fabric and an older southeast asian man and a younger southeast asian man gathered happily around a goat as the younger man shows off his phone.

Title reads: "Fellas, great news! it IS gay! All of it! We checked ❤️

Phone reads BREAKING It's gay!!! hell yeah cry delighted crowds in mass jubilation. WORLD'S FELLAS BREATHE BIG GAY SIGH OF RELIEF"

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(2/2) This one has so much fucking text on it I have to post it multiple times just to get through the alt text what can I say, this picture is worth greater than 2000 chars

(1/2) A long scroll-through corporate announcement featuring a pointedly ugly animated figure.

Text: "An announcement from everyone's favorite game-building platform that's also a game, BLOKBOTZ."

We're listening and learning. After extensive internal investigations, investor calls, and focus testing with the Rattenfänger Institute, we're confident our new updates will help ease those fears, if not materially change any of the circumstances that inspire them.

As of 1 September, minors who use our platform will be required to submit tri-hourly selfies in order to continue to accessing chat functions. This way we can ensure they are minors, because there is no way to falsify a selfie.

In order to verify these are genuine images and to ensure transparency, we will store up to 6 months' worth of user-submitted images and metadata to cross-reference, all of which can be accessed publicly at any time at blokbotz.com/findme with a valid blokbotz login or credit card number.

We've also heard concerns about our moderation system. While we stand firm in our dedication to letting the invisible hand of the market determine what content stays on our platform, we will also begin rolling out the Peer2Peer Assessment Program, allowing users to receive commission as payment for viewing and reviewing as much content as they can on our Blokbotz Creator Platform. This way, the community can keep ISELF safe with no extra meddling from us boring old adults!

(2/2) Same image; Text continues:

Finally, we've reached across the generational divide to the adults in our community, who make up a tiny 30% of our userbase. While we have had to make the difficult choice to limit how often they're able to invite minors to secondary platforms, and cap the quality of verifiably explicit content shared on our platform to a max 640p, we really don't see a reason why we should punish these people when they give us so much money, and after all, it's not my kid--(text is obscured from here)

Thanks for being a Blokbotz Inventor (tm) and for sticking with us through these challenging months as we find our path forward.

We're sure nothing bad will happen again unless it always does - and we'll be there collecting every step of the way.

At the bottom, after a copyright notice of 2004 - present, Blokbotz, a Real Company - "Every view of this banner costs 150 blokbux ($15 USD.) Your credit card has already been charged. Also, you've got a package outside."

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every PAX I am given a small budget of banners to do with what I will and place wherever makes sense. Here are those designs for #PAXWest 2026. (1/2)

A montage of artistic depictions of horses across centuries and cultures; top to bottom: lascaux cave paintings, an ancient Chinese rendering of a muscular horse in a wild pose, a sumerian painting of a Hittite king's horses lined up side by side, the foremost staring straight at us; a very old Indian illustration of a yellow-gold horse in finery; a medieval European horse from the side and terribly rendered from the front, like a potato with legs; the "four horse" illusion from Safavid period Iran; great petroglyphs of horses from the Pueblo people of long ago. Overlaid on some of these are drawings of horses by PAX Enforcers, at varying levels of skill.

There's text, laid out like verse: "the power of an image is as much the result of its subject as the eyes that saw it first and the hands tasked to capture it. Every stroke is a breath taken, a muscle moved, a moment in time passed. The only machine we truly need to express ourselves is the one installed behind our eyes."

Crabs of varying species, biomes, and water salinities appear to converge on a distant underwater corporate building; a giant goddamn king crab seems to be whacking at it to explosive results. Nearly all crabs - plus one shrimp - are wearing construction helmets; we can't see if the big one has any PPE. Many hold tools, some regard schematics or stand near rulers and kits.

Overlaid in a variety of typefaces the way you'd see in a 70s exploitation horror film is text:
I HAVE CONTRACTED
CRABS
TO DESTROY
YOUR SEA FOUNDATION!

Two images overlaid with text. At the top, Dolly Parton in the early-mid 80s, in a pink chiffon number and matching mules surrounded by florals and white cabinetry. She is not looking at the camera. At bottom, Tim Curry in the early-mid 90s, set on a chaise lounge in a tux, the backdrop a painted late sunset, his manner relaxed and his gaze direct. Over Dolly: "If you were an angel I'd die to get to heaven"
Over Tim: "if you were the devil I'd pay to go to hell"

A street or alley at midday with a metal sign adhered to a light post.
Sign reads "CERTIFIED HATER ZONE: 25/8 ACCESS FOR HATERATION." a smaller sign beneath reads "HOLLERATION BY ZONE J PERMIT ONLY"

at the bottom of the banner an arrow pointing down and the words "stand here"

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

wow they're offering me a reward to luigi roblox huh I get a reward..for hunting roblox...all by myself??? wowwwww thanks for giving me permission to do this discord dot gg

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We're talking stuff that became memes, like soldiers catching bullets in a t pose for the sleeping citizen type shit My folks still have a pic I drew of like, one of these guys but crying patriotic tears in front of the towers

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I want to fall asleep to TV but too many ads

Poe dameron being sad and saying "somehow olive gardens never ending pasta bowl returned"

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Here scan your own phone and buy a shirt its doable and funny

A big dumb parody shirt that says TACO SPELL with a straw wizard hat where the bell would be in white black and orchid and the words GENUINE* ACQ INC MERCH YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO BUY

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Day 23 in the chamber They ain't found me yet but when they do they gon' be surprised

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Boo you fuckin transphobes I hope you have a nasty time

Harry potter cursed child at the paramount theatre in Seattle with a huge line because fuck me I guess

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I asked my husband what kind of outfit he wanted for the Ren Faire and he was like BEEKEEPER KNIGHT heavily inspired by the @secondatbest.bsky.social Apiarist riso print. I only had a week, some sisal and a couple bedsheets but I think it turned out great!

Man standing before a Tudor style gate dressed as a medieval beekeeper with a spiral woven basket face guard, and basket woven armor plating on his shoulders and upper arms. He wears lilacs as a favor at his shoulder; he has yellow leather gloves and yellow leather beads at his waist.

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A guy with a lifelong debilitating fear of elevators and a very eccentric therapist gets a new job

Elevator repair car that's been messed with to read "over 0 years of experience onboard"

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

These pens are reenacting our booth aisle noticing ceiling drip during The Famous GenCon Tornado Warning

Bunch of big eyed animal shaped pen toppers with eyes weighted to only look up, making the lot of them appear trepidatiously looking at the ceiling

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

(Don't breathe this voice) Don't buy this #aislop Zero citations for artists and straight up "melting" ships and robots

Clear and present AI art RPG book by Vrks or Varks (unclear)

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Btw I love this place go give them money this weekend #GenCon

Pizza box with lots of cool design elements (eyes, a matrix of dots, a crown, a big K) and the name King Dough on it

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Day 1 in the bag now pizza with my beloved gang of shopkeepers

Blue haired person a-flippin off da camera

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Just now. I have yet to sell one! Come over ig

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Come buy from a werewolf (me), a fairy ( @lideejaah.bsky.social ) or a vampire ( @thekiko.bsky.social , also pictured) at booth 2239 here at Gender Con

Blue haired masked person throwing a deuce, blonde pink shirt masked person doing face heart at a GenCon booth

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

You certainly won't regret 3-4 tiki drinks

Extremely blurry motion messed up image of what might have once been a tiki bar

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Indianapolis it is not yet 6am, please do not make me think about the clown muppet biofuel boy and the big squashed tiddy that serves as its Ghost / possibly birthed him