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Saige Stovetop

@stovetop.bsky.social
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Screenwriter. Seeking representation. I produce internet vids for that company you might’ve heard of. Queer. She/They

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12h
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 12h
You know, if all the straight Christian cis men who like my dating profiles voted for candidates who were pro trans rights, we’d be in a different place right now
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 19h
This is what every person who voluntarily uses AI sounds like to me. You're all this guy
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Your Ad Here [10 chars] @cooluser354.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"As an adult I was too stupid to read instructions to make tacos... and thats why trans people shouldn't have access to healthcare."
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Christopher Golden @cgolden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Newsom is NOT for the people.
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Question of the day: are the hot flashes due to the heatwave in LA or the estrogen?
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finished a first draft today but of course the universe had to temper my elation by having the final line move to a new page. #scriptsky
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 30/09/2026
boardwalk from beach, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
boardwalk from beach, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watch this, it rules
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Beware Boiúnato @donatobomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My buddy @atommurray.bsky.social's puppet-fantasy short, THE TRAVELER & THE TROLL, is available to watch today. It's under 10 minutes, will make you laugh, keeps Henson's Labyrinth vibes alive, and is pretty darn impressive. Give it a look and tell Adam he done good!
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always so interesting for me to see photos of these buildings from home that were closed and abandoned when I was a kid and now don’t exist at all
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone in this coffee shop right now is ordering like they’ve never heard of coffee in their lives. It’s taking forever
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to embrace my MILF era
Just a sexy girl in a blouse and long skirt (that are secretly pants)
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay I’ll bite: what the fuck is choosing Texas?
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 25/09/2026
ticket booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
ticket booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nithya has consistently demonstrated support for writers and our issues and advocated for increased production in Los Angeles, with clear actions and policies. We are proud to support Nithya Raman for Los Angeles Mayor! #nithyaforthecity #nithyaparalaciudad #nithyaraman
WGAW endorses Nithya Raman for Mayor of Los Angeles; text overlay quote.Woman with microphone and endorsement text for Nithya Raman.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poster for the “This is Gavin Newsom” podcast with a picture of the human oil slick himself
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This post brought to you by the fact I’m actually enjoying wearing low rise jeans
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A silver lining to transitioning later in life is the clothes I wish I got to wear as a girl in high school are back in style and I get to wear them now.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't _like_ when a red state Dem attempts to triangulate away my rights because they think it will get them elected, but I can at least sort of build a theory of the mind as to how they ended up there. (Still think they should eat shit.) But Newsom? Has no reason to be an asshole! He just is!
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man, fuck this guy
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John Sununu is in the Epstein Files @karenblackpilled.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck these parents
Joseph Kutzko was accused of punching and threatening his then-15-year-old child at the family home on Jan. 28, 2025, records from Westborough District Court show. A Southborough police detective wrote that Kutzko punched the victim in the shoulder and pulled them by their hair. Kutzko later allegedly threatened to kill the victim "for not singing in tune during a birthday celebration," according to court records.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026
"We've gone from bomb threats to children's hospitals in 2022 to Democrats taking the same position as the guys who sent bomb threats to children's hospitals here in 2026. I think maybe we all need to take a step back and figure out how that happened." bsky.app/profile/kate...
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst part of Bonta caving on the Paramount merger is that it's a big flashing signal to every other company that there is no antitrust enforcement in America and you can bully your way into getting whatever you want. It's a monumentally bad decision.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In case you needed another reason to dislike Gavin Newsom, a truly loathsome man, and/or back anybody else in the 2028 Dem primaries.........
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This will be a catastrophe for both filmed entertainment and news, and it's a great shame that the California AG caved. Trump and his people will celebrate this news today. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/b...
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Paramount to Resolve Antitrust Lawsuit, Clearing the Way for Warner Bros. Acquisition (Gift Article)
The deal would remove the last significant hurdle the media mogul David Ellison faced to create a news and entertainment empire, home to movie studios, HBO, CBS and CNN.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Decided to make an olive oil cake tonight
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes that's the point, it's not about fairness it's about making it so we can't exist publicly, we've been over this
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...Assumption #4 has been driving me batshit, yet no one seems to realize it: if you're worried trans ppl might potentially harm your Dem candidate's chances, then YOUR CANDIDATE MADE A BAD DECISION! so why not join us in trying to get them to reverse position? juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats...
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Assumption #4: The elephant in the room that no one is talking about
There is a striking disconnect between Talarico, Turek, et al. — who have clearly made a political calculation that abandoning trans rights will help them more than it will hurt them in this election — and the many cisgender liberals I’ve encountered online who are absolutely freaking out over the possibility that trans people’s critiques and protests will ultimately tank said candidates.
Both of these things cannot simultaneously be true!
If you think your favorite candidate enacted the correct political strategy, then there is no reason to berate trans people for protesting it, as those protests should already be baked into your candidate’s calculations. So why are you berating trans people then? (Unless, of course, you enjoy berating trans people just for the sake of it.)
Alternatively, if you think trans people *are* capable of tanking your favorite candidate via our criticisms and protests, doesn’t that imply that your candidate (and their consultants and strategists) totally fucked up in their political calculations here? And if they did fuck up, shouldn’t you be reaching out and complaining to *them* (rather than berating trans people), in the hope that they might reverse their bad decision?
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Democrats have a cisgender problem
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think it's so fascinating to take all the grottiest, gnarliest stuff in trash horror specifically oriented toward trans women and show it as a tool for liberation and accessing desire.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I said "split diopter" like one second before Hannah Einbinder did
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My life hit such a crazy milestone today and I’m so, so, so happy tonight
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goodnight, Beef. Thanks for everything.
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Home
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it really does feel as if Democrats en masse are telling trans ppl that they don't want us as part of their coalition. if you disagree with them – if you *want* trans ppl to be a part of the coalition – then please call these trans-exclusionary Dems DIVISIVE because they are DIVIDING OUR COALITION!
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 17/09/2026
the palace arcade, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
the palace arcade, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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Saige Stovetop @stovetop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hope her career gets nuked.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, there are shitty, hard things about transition. Yes, there are a lot of assholes, some of whom are in positions of power. But this is the easiest thing I've ever done, and most people are pretty cool about it.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
seven years ago today i started transitioning. it's not a great time to be trans but i wouldn't have the life i do or the career i have if i hadn't taken the leap and done the hard thing. you only get one chance at living. if you're not doing it authentically, what's the point?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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