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Brooke Foster

@lonesometoast.bsky.social
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st. louis dweller, enthusiastic traveler, oh-so-lucky mom (x2), cat butler, bi gal, iowa writers workshop alum. "you won't outrun it if you don't hit back." she/her

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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 5h
Jim Bakker died. May his memory be an expletive Alice Black just because
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 5h
hamish linklater i was only partially familiar with your game (widow’s bay)
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Father Paul: I Understand
Alt: Father Paul with a knowing nod that I fear may not bode well
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 7h
i would love to know why bluesky banned/suspended robert evans but i know it would just make me extramad
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 15h
doubly wheezing
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 15h
wheezing
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19h
massive pedophile dennis hastert has been killed by the ravages of time, his body pummeled to a pulp by existing for too long. he is survived by perverts
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 21h
my hot take is people should stop doing this dumb discourse that treats a piece of software as a living being you’re not god. it’s just a chatbot. you can turn it off and it’s not the holocaust
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 20h
happy monday 💅😌
Dennis Hastert is deaddddddCatherine Grace, for whatever reason
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can i get a W in the chat for finally watching midnight mass
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new favorite creature just dropped
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
somehow got two bags of chips from the vending machine but only paid for one
jesse plemons: how can that be profitable for frito lay?
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
wife was listening to something that sounded like Arcade Fire. i asked "who is this?" she said "it's Arcade Fire." I shouted "I KNEW IT!" in smug triumph
He's hip, he's cool, he's 45
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hello i just met a friendly cat in this courtyard who is obsessed with eating green beans
Black cat
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think about this post all the time
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mustering the courage to watch Bring Her Back since @mangiotto.bsky.social ****/****'d it but maybe it's a wee bit too late in the evening to start
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Colin Brown @colinmbrown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That can definitely be frustrating, and especially when you feel like you're losing your center. Here are some common reasons why your falcon cannot hear you:
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am having to explain rape culture to OTHER WOMEN. god, this is exhausting. so many women want to give men a good-boy cookie just because they're not actively drugging and/or assaulting women. get it together, sisters. stop being pick-mes for the bystanders and the enablers.
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
embrace the power of just responding "girl, ew" when some NPC man with a sunglasses-in-the-car profile picture opines idiotically on the Cornell 7
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bet. we've been getting a strong head start in Missouri
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Ian Froeb @ianfroeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YAH MO B PÈRE
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dressing as catherine from furious for halloween. no reason
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the year is 2026. i am listening to "machinehead" by bush. what of it
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I report on this for a decade and someone just…tweets it out.
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
would be a shame if i shared it, but my hands are sweaty so they slipped and i accidentally hit Post
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as a sexual assault survivor, i welcome mr. tracey to choke on a mouthful of bees. you need to find jane doe, big guy? it's me. it's tens of thousands of other women. we'd LOVE to talk to you, so square up, bitch. (also, i am trying to be a better person, but this man is a ROUGH 38.)
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cc @anniezaleski.bsky.social
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“broccoli could be screaming. we don’t fuckin know” — nick wiger, introducing new nightmare fuel
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some of us went to colleges filled with Hegseths. So we know the type.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sour skittles are S-tier despite the state they leave my mouth in
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BACKROOMS. diagnosis: meh. the meditation on the addicted brain - and the resulting destruction - was so moving. & Ejiofor was *phenomenal.* but the final act felt cheap, & rushed, & played for "look how weird this can be!" body-horror gasps rather than the narrative heft the first scenes promised.
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this packaging copy has me in shambles
CONCLUDING REMARKS
>Thank you very much for your suppurt and choose to purchase our productsif you like it, honest erview will strongly encourage us to do better in the future; If you have any questions about this product, please feel free to contact us.
>Finally,sincerely wish you and your
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
didn't realize the whole Iced Coffee discourse was kicked off by a honey-voiced silver fox. please keep me in your thoughts during this trying time
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tonight's theme is Let's Be Niche As Hell. so: - buffet infinity - it ends
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thank you all very much. that was brilliant and terrifying. also, 10/10 for the line "turn off the cameras and get that thot dog out of the room"
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
okay, TALK TO ME wins. locking in. see y'all in an hour and a half ish
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OKAY I AM CROWDSOURCING SCARES. beloveds, should i watch: - green room - talk to me - backrooms - the black phone
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ADDENDUM: Gimme your psychological horror recommendations 🫴
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok i'm doing it. i'm starting Reacher. i need to see what this enormous man with leftist politics is all about
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thank you, Nope recommenders! that was one of the wildest films i've seen in a while (laudatory). from the grizzled director going full fitzcarraldo to the tmz interloper to the worst bday party in television history . . . loved it. plus KEKE PALMER
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have time to watch a movie tonight! keep in mind i've not seen any of these. should i watch: - all of us strangers - black box - nope - the secrent agent - a real pain - the testament of ann lee - [a secret seventh thing; please elaborate]
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
omg omg drop everything this is no longer a chvrches watch, this is a chvrches WARNING
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
how your email finds me
Hudson Williams smoking and wearing a pink ball cap
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OH MY GOD GAVIN DE BECKER I RECOMMEND YOUR BOOK TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SURVIVORS, never again
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
losing my mind at the sheer amount of evil in the (excellently researched and reported) new epsiode of maintenance phase @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i just image-searched this creature and i am LOSING MY MIND
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