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Stooryfoot

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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pilgrims regression
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ripple of applause two zero
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Benjamin Velcro
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The incurious case of the hamster in the dusk
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Man
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Make Monsters Scared Again
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
These online banking security questions are getting ridiculous now.
A picture of the band, with the headline: Who is coughing on the intro to Black Sabbath's "Sweet Leaf"?
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
just so we’re clear, America banned transgender people from sports before they banned guns from schools
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I tell you who’s a spikey customer - Barb Dwyer.
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Patrick Galey @patrickgaley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Shell, a UK company, made $9.8 billion profit in three months and you're telling me we can't afford $850 million to help the most vulnerable households keep their heating on over winter? www.ft.com/content/dacf...
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Shell posts second-highest profits ever as traders cash in on Iran disruption
UK oil major says earnings have surged even as its gas production fell sharply because of Middle East war
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The fandom associated with The Doors is totally unhinged.
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James Graham @jamesgraham.theliberati.net · 25/07/2026
Before 2016 I can’t think of a time when the UK government was more rightwing than a US Democratic President, except maybe that 18 months between Thatcher getting elected and Ronald Reagan doing the same (and maybe the 1930s I guess - economically if not socially).
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Very odd I’d say
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whether Burnham succeeds or fails or will be better or worse than Starmer, he will never be as bad as those awful regressive Tories who pillaged this country and said ‘fuck you’ to the most vulnerable people in our society over a 14 year period.
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
newsthump.com/2026/07/19/i...
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I said nothing when they came for Laurence Fox, I said nothing when they came for Russell Brand, and I said nothing when they came for Andrew Tate, and I remain perfectly comfortable with all of those...
Following Andrew Tate’s arrest in the United States on behalf of British authorities, a familiar chorus has once again emerged insisting that another wealthy, influential man facing serious a…
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's funny because MPs lives became unsafe around the same time as Nigel Farage entered the political arena on a platform of racism and hate. I wonder if there's a connection
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/07/2026
These hero dogs chased off a man who tried to sexually assault two female dog walkers. They were able to push him away, and then their pack of 11 rescue dogs ran him off into a tunnel and ripped off a piece of his pants. The dogs are all getting our highest honor, a 15/10
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Noice www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-...
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McGregor vs Holloway 2: Conor McGregor injured 69 seconds into UFC comeback
Conor McGregor's return to the octagon against Max Holloway at UFC 329 lasts just 69 seconds after the Irishman suffers a knee injury.
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life in such a way that not EVERY person on the planet is breaking their ribs laughing when you die.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have developed a system for keeping my lower limbs cool in extreme weather using fans sewn into socks. I shall leave it to the world. It will be my leg AC.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’ve just eaten a fun-sized crunchie wrapped in bacon followed by a mini fudge with a slice of ham. Disgusting. Whoever said you shouldn’t meat your heroes was right. 🕺🏻
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If shitty people stopped getting away with so much shit, then shitty people, who currently notice that it’s very easy for shitty people to get away with so much shit, might instead notice it is no longer easy to get away with shit, and stop doing so many shitty things and getting away with it.
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Anything can be sustainable if the stains you leave are suspect enough.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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mseviechops.bsky.social @mseviechops.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
When someone is murdered. I have zero interest in the nationality of the murderer unless it is known without doubt that the it was a race related murder. Ditto for any other serious assault. The media now reports the nationality as a matter of course. It clearly makes everything worse.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/06/2026
Fly me to the moon
A passenger airplane flies high across a clear blue sky near the upper right of the image, with a pale half moon visible below it near the center.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Farage should be arrested for inciting violence
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Police are so well protected when they handcuff a dying man, their superiors want to blame anti racism guidelines, not their absolute cruelty and fucking idiocy. None of the officers involved should have jobs right now. But we're discussing paperwork they prob haven't even read
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/06/2026
Nigel Farage shouting from his rooftop with his massive dog whistle bat signal
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Two things should be true in a democracy: 1. Being rich should not help you get elected. 2. Getting elected should not help you get rich. How’s your country doing on these criteria?
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Music FACT: Australian singer-songwriter Sia has a younger sister called Wouldntwannabia.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Who cares about Vanilla Ice canceling? He’s a mediocre rapper who owes his whole career to being white. by Kid Rock
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title: Sympathy for the Breville
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title: Hells Balls
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title: Know one is to blame
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title: Wanking In Memphis
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title: Why MCA?
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title: You're Song
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title: Just The Way You Arrrrggghh
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Retreats to the House of Pancakes: "at least I'll be safe in he... oh no"
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Has Blair got a new war out or something
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We really need to fully bed in the idea that the default position of someone wearing the Meta camera glasses is that they are a pervert
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The thing with Pride Month is that you don’t have to take part in it if you don’t want to. It won’t affect you in any way whatsoever. It’s not compulsory, and nor is being a total fucking wanker about it either. bsky.app/profile/popc...
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
6 years ago we had the choice to do something about a real thing that was killing people or to support an imaginary thing (that also kills people) and we chose the latter.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Imagine being a billionaire in an unequal society where the system has been massively rigged in your favor, watching as ordinary people fall further and further behind and get more and more desperate, and thinking a slightly higher tax rate is the worst possible thing that might ever happen to you.
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Stooryfoot @stooryfoot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
kottke.org/26/05/004891... Damn right
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People Who Don’t Like People Are Making All of Our Decisions...
People Who Don’t Like People Are Making All of Our Decisions. “We are living in the ultimate revenge of the nerds, driven by a crew of socially awkward tech bro
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