Reposted by Stewart ClayThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th… 572051
Reposted by Stewart ClaySvetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏 532763529
Reposted by Stewart ClayGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Enjoying this nice BBC TV doc about the Bayeux Tapestry which explains the events of 1066 but also shows the extraordinary process required to safely transport it to London (insurers valued it at £800m!) www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...bbc.co.ukSecrets of the Bayeux Tapestry: Inside the MuseumAs the Bayeux Tapestry, one of the treasures of the medieval world, travels to the UK for the first time in 950 years, a stellar cast of historians and experts unravel its secrets. 1018329
Reposted by Stewart ClayBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Today’s poem is called ‘Love Excels’. 24596137
Reposted by Stewart ClayMarc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Frankly amazed that despite wall-to-wall Bayeux Tapestry coverage nobody has mentioned the Playmobil version I made back in 2016. 1351786
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@thenerve.news I feel a Stewart Lee article coming on given that he claims to have been regularly mistaken for Mladic at the height of his war crimes (Mladic’s war crimes not Lee’s, I hasten to add) 020
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I very much enjoyed my trip to the Museum in Haarlem a few years ago 010
Reposted by Stewart ClayMayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 19/08/2026This stopped me in my tracks. An independent study by @qmul.bsky.social has found that after ULEZ was introduced, children’s lungs grew faster in Central London and have now caught up with children outside of the capital. Incredible. 1563368974
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Made it to Munich by train via Eurostar to Paris, TGV Lyria to Zurich, and SBB EC to Munich. The Zurich to Munich leg was particularly scenic around Lake Constance, and we even arrived early! Now enjoying all that Munich has to offer….. 010
Reposted by Stewart ClayMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Only 12.5% of the accommodation in this hotel is occupied, which makes one ruminate. 1331855
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Actually not that tall for a defender, but a true giant of the game. On Channel 4’s Football Italia practically every Sunday as a bedrock of the great AC Milan team of the late 80s/early 90s. Sad news for football lovers. 000
Reposted by Stewart ClayJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Just hearing that Franco Baresi has died. Such a wonderfully skilful defender. I always think of him, Beckenbauer and Hansen as the gold standard. 051
Reposted by Stewart Claytrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 03/07/2025JPEGGERY JPEGGERY JPEG PERU I LIKE NICE JPEGS OF MACHU PICCHU 615426
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’ve read Dead Famous (loved it, by the way) and am trying to recall if you have any idiosyncratic turns of phrase or uses of language. That would be the best way to confirm the next book is authored by you not AI. It’s your signature style, in effect. 100
Reposted by Stewart ClayThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/07/2026Go ahead and try to fill the infinite void in your soul with merchandise at the Onion Store. store.theonion.com/products/your-fa… 1161472
Reposted by Stewart ClayThe French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 19/07/2026Today is Duodi the 2nd of Thermidor in the year 234. Thermidor is the month of heat. Today we celebrate common mullein. #JacobinDay See today's page 09631
Reposted by Stewart ClayPaul Watt Photography @paulwattphoto.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Annecy #france #photography 1863245
Reposted by Stewart ClayJustin on eurostar @eurostarjustin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just seen a flight land from Manchester. Used ecopassenger.org to compare the CO² emissions with the same journey by train. Yes, I know trains are more expensive than planes. We need our governments to work together to create a level playing field. 34416
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ironically, it’s Argentina who have returned from the Land of the Dead………. 000
Reposted by Stewart ClayMauritshuis @mauritshuis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026☁️🧑🎨 Standing in front of View of Delft by Vermeer is like standing in front of an open window... Vermeer directs our gaze from the shadow, over the bridge, through the city gates, into the sun dreched city center, with the houses and Nieuwe Kerk. 1235
Reposted by Stewart ClayBox Office Buz @boxofficebuz.com · 22/06/2026Watch: Klara and the Sun Trailer. Starring Jenna Ortega, Mia Tharia, Amy Adams, Natasha Lyonne and Aran Murphy. boxofficebuz.com/video/klara-...boxofficebuz.comKlara and the Sun TrailerA robot girl designed to prevent loneliness tries to save a heartbroken family of humans. 001
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 22/06/2026@debby33.bsky.social Hi Debby, I hope it’s ok to contact you about Long Covid. My niece has it and although our UK healthcare is generally great, she’s getting next to no help. It’s as if they don’t understand or even believe she has a condition. I wondered what your experience was in the US? 100
Reposted by Stewart ClayPolly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday 602218062562
Reposted by Stewart ClayMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Alex Freeman isn't the first in his family to score in Seattle — his father, Antonio, caught a pair of touchdowns against the Seahawks in the Kingdome on Sept. 29, 1996 🏈⚽️ 121005135
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I too love his paintings. I’ve been to the Rijksmuseum and the Mauritshuis to see his work, and the Vermeer Centrum in Delft provides a great experience and insight into his life and methods, as much as is known. Thanks for sharing this thread. 020
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 08/06/2026As someone from Nottingham, I get the adulation for these icons but they don’t deserve this level of poetry! 120
Reposted by Stewart ClayDoug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot 11797532445
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Lake Annecy by East Midlands Railway, Eurostar, and TGV. Glorious weather and breathtaking scenery. 010
Reposted by Stewart ClayAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471516425
Reposted by Stewart ClayMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Just been to a Frida Kahlo lecture. Very highbrow. 56818
Reposted by Stewart ClayDoug Bryson @editordoug.bsky.social · 30/04/2026On this sad day, it feels appropriate to revisit one of the times Ted came in to the edit, to make sure I was using all his best shots. He WILL appear in one episode of #GoneFishing series 9 later this year. RIP little fella. 2122638
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Yeah sat in one in the DDR Museum a few years ago. Size-wise we still have a need for cars like that for city living. Not so much call for that level of quality or safety though! 010
Reposted by Stewart ClayVickers MG Collection & Research Association @vickersmg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026On Monday evening (27 April) we will be at G-Live, Guildford, to support @davidolusoga.bsky.social for his @faneproductions.bsky.social ‘A Gun Through Time’ stage show. We had the opportunity to show the devastation of the #VickersMG a few weeks ago and the audience get to see this. 2208
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I think they’d have to call it the Scottish Burger for superstitious reasons…… 020
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Went to see A Gun Through Time at my local theatre last night - equally enjoyable (due to David’s knowledge and delivery style) and thought provoking (due to the content and ramifications) www.fane.co.uk/david-olusogafane.co.ukDavid Olusoga Tickets & Tour Dates - FaneBuy face value David Olusoga tickets from Fane, a primary ticket agent for David Olusoga. View tour dates, event details and more. 010
Reposted by Stewart ClayCEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 13/04/2026We're back! Thanks for the lovely messages, we're in rude health and ready for ALL NEW CEEFAUXS THIS WEEK! 517626
Stewart Clay @stewclay.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Thanks for this. I’ve checked in on the terminals each time I’ve travelled through St Pancras visiting London, but seen no progress. I am going on Eurostar in June and August, so it sounds as if EES won’t be operational by then. Can I ask where you heard it would be September at the earliest? 110
Reposted by Stewart ClayGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 21/03/2026New 1066 theory just dropped! Sounds fairly plausible, but I’d like to read the conference paper before I pin my colours to the mast www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...theguardian.com‘A fascinating discovery’: research challenges Battle of Hastings narrativeHarold may have sailed, not marched, in 1066, reshaping explanations for his defeat in England’s historic battle 1912828
Reposted by Stewart ClayBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 21/03/2026On World Poetry Day, here’s a reminder of the power of poetry and its potential to change the world. 311174439
Reposted by Stewart ClayBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Setting up a night time falconry desplay team called Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark 226759
![[image description: a poem embedded in an Excel spreadsheet with the words contained within individual cells. Line 3 has words in a single merged cell. Line 4 has text wrapping applied. Line 8 has filters applied to each word]
Love Excels
Let’s spread ourselves on sheets of love
and turn our data into poetry.
Our cells shall merge themselves together
As you wrap your text around me.
Our sum is greater than our parts,
let’s crunch our figures without compunction.
Remove this filter from my heart –
you give me form and function.
We shall frolic among the formulae,
pivot our tables now and often.
I will total all your rows
and you can add my column.
Brian Bilston](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3hptt3d3jvwahhnl3jvsycc2/bafkreiaa4kywxfiv3gdsj66zt6tuoja2kjwhi6tctwayydltiq54if6wmu)
