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Stephsimone

@stephsimone.bsky.social
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Proud daughter of one french bird Chantal and London lad Terence. Cancer survivor at 25, now going through all that fun stuff again. Lover of music, dancing and this thing called life. Can be found mostly knocking around with the Yorkshire fella x

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unless he’s raising an army in the Spanish Netherlands and claim the throne for himself with support of France and the Habsburg powers, this should not be leading the BBC headlines for the third day in a row. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Earl Spencer tells BBC Harry and Meghan's media treatment echoes what happened to Diana
Princess Diana's brother says she was "really brought low by all that criticism" and he saw her in "tears of despair".
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The absolute state of these people that purport to represent British culture and values.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Prison?
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GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The RNC will tell the truth from time to time, only unintentionally. 😂
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Family Guy - Peter Griffin Im Gonna Be Sick
ALT: Family Guy - Peter Griffin Im Gonna Be Sick
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Game on, Nige.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 07/07/2026
Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.
"Belgium is two, maybe three months away from developing a nuclear weapon."
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
BREAKING: Farage to step down as Reform UK Leader at 2pm today. New Leader announced to take over at 3pm:
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Alan Shearer, though. #ENGDRC
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Step Brothers Please Shut Up
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LEAVE HER ALONE
Graphic showing an arial shot of a woodland with dry river rock and trees and in the center is the famous missing giraffe from recent news. The text says “real county TX, CBS Austin- MISSING GIRAFFE FOUND “FAT AND HAPPY.”
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley
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Renée Graham 🏳️‍🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Props to CNN’s chyron writer:
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When you asked if I fancied coming round for a knees-up...
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'm not saying Getty are anti-British but look at how they cover the heatwave here compared to France
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 12/05/2026
"06:35 – Wake up to 37 missed calls from Chris Mason." open.substack.com/pub/thenewwo...
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Dodgy donations, painful piles and laughable Lee Anderson: Nigel Farage’s election day diary
A revealing look into the Reform leader’s private journal. (Is this real, or satire?* Read on to find out…)
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As an aside, if Wes Streeting is the answer I’m not sure what the question is.
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Paul @endthecaste.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Cartoon by Bob Englehart
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oh, look. North Korea expanding its nuclear capacity you say? White House = 🦗
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"The Art of the f'in Deal"
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 07/04/2026
I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Someone in the US government please for crissakes intervene. This unhinged lunatic with his finger on the nuke button is going to kill us all.
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
You see the darnedest things on the tube.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A mind-breaking muddle of news this morning: Humans going further than ever before in space and a lunatic president openly threatening war crimes at home. The sublime and the degenerate. Hard to keep it all in your head at once.
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oi, US congress - you know what to do. #FuckTrump
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Remembering Aretha Franklin on her birthday. 💜 🙏🏼 🎵 🎹🎤
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 22/03/2026
a few more weeks of this, trump’s going to release the rest of the epstein files to distract from the war in iran.
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@matthew-wright.bsky.social on LBC this morning is on absolute fire! Bravo 🙌🏼
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Finnish President Alexander Stubb, "Brexit was a colossal mistake" "I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit" "It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot" "It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/02/2026
well
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
That Jeans & Shoe combo is worth going to jail for alone
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“I’ve been cast at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony” “What are you?” “A stovetop espresso maker.”
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Laleh Khalili @lalehkhalili.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The director of Melania movie
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I've always empathised with my US cousins who stand up to Trump with 'Not my President', however - and based on Trump's current global manoeuvres - I am starting to wonder whether I, as a British Citizen, will soon need to be making my own placard with the very same words on.... 😳
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Stephsimone @stephsimone.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Is he still talking? #Trump
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I obvs give Badenoch a lot of shit but it's good to see her on the right side of this. Wasn't a given www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
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Trump tariffs: US president announces plan to hit UK, Denmark and other European countries with tariffs over Greenland
The US president says the countries will be charged a
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