Reposted by Cat Man DoGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby 381474102
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watched Lanterns and remembered that I could have been a left handed pitching demon in little league but my dad never advocated for me and the coach didn't want me showing up his kid so I never got the chance. So I quit. What I am saying is that I wish Hal's dad was my dad. Fuck. 020
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'll never forget that my mom, who was very suspicious of my wife, refused to share her "secret" recipe for chocolate cake. One day she finally accepted my wife and relented, sharing the recipe. The secret ingredient? Hot water. Boomers are fucking weird, man. 191
Reposted by Cat Man Doskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞ 532673547
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching any documentary about music from the 80s and 90s and waiting for America's sweetheart Tipper Gore to make an appearance. 020
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m a New Balance man, but I’ve wanted to try these Village-PM shoes for a while. They got a distro here stateside and my swollen foot finally settled down enough to put them on. They’re cool. 280
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As much as I hate to say this...I'd sink the putt. I was a decent golfer. Fuck golf tho. 131
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have turned in a third paper. I kinda blacked out after the work cited page and just hit submit. I’m scared. 010
Reposted by Cat Man Doone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152361329
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My wife and stepson are watching the Vampire Lestat series and they keep looking to me to explain things. Because when I was in my early 20s I read all the Vampire books at the time. I stand by it. Reading is good. 140
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Big day for Asian things that brought me happiness. Thanks @russbengtson.bsky.social for the Linsanity 140
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. She's fast enough for you, old man. That sucked 020
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I got my grades for the first two papers I turned in and they were both 100s. It's been 10 years since I wrote for a university class. The words "exemplary writing" were bandied about in the comments on one of my papers! This feels like when Vaughn comes in and strikes out Parkman in Major League 2. 181
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Old clip Thursday and it’s the last clip I got before rolling my ankle yesterday. A scary pole jam? 030
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My luck ran out. Rolled my ankle on a hydrant ollie attempt. I'm supposed to try to climb a mountain in 3 weeks, so hopefully I'll be good by then. 030
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Submitting a FOIA to find out how much the person wearing Mitch's skin is being paid 030
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I believe this explains where the saying "pussy footing" comes from. 140
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am getting a staggering amount of GOP solicitation texts (probably close to 40 this morning alone) and it is making me insane and ready to change my number. And they keep calling me either "friend" or "Larry". 350
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My kitten Bundle got herself onto the shelf above the refrigerator, and promptly barfed from up there. Truly an unexpected result. 150
Reposted by Cat Man Dovictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555443945
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Alright, I have turned in my papers for the two classes I am taking this semester. I feel like puking. 020
Reposted by Cat Man DoWill Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone has a story of where they were on 9/11, but one thing unites them all. They are not that interesting. 541008119
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026People forget that before those planes hit the towers, the biggest story on the news was all the sharks that were chilling in the waters near beaches. 110
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There was an in need cat that the rescue I have worked with in the past posted, asking for a foster. She looked very rough, but I reached out because they said no one had stepped up yet. I was getting things ready for her yesterday morning when they texted saying she did not make it. I'm crushed. 010
Reposted by Cat Man DoKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It would be so funny if Rudy Giuliani died on Friday 2161958
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching Alien on Labor Day and nodding when thinking that union protections would have saved them. 161
Reposted by Cat Man Dopork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025happy labor day 445132132
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I've gotten really into watching this extremely earnest Slovenian dude's YouTube channel where he hikes/climbs various mountains and stays in little overnight shelters where he cooks for himself or his friends with him and it's just a delight. 020
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Heat advisory until 8pm, which is when the sun sets so I think there might be correlation? 000
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If Mitch Robinson shooting threes during summer workouts and posting the videos was a whole ass player 000
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've now lived in Tennessee for 47 years of my life, but somehow...(I was born in NY) 130
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Apple won’t let you report that the name for Lake Ontario is wrong anymore. But you can select “something else” and call them cowards. 010
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The city passed an ordinance that the max number of monkeys you can have in your home is 5. The house next door to me has 30. So now they are going to move out into the county because they will not reduce their apes. But also, this is how I found out there were 30 monkeys there. It was in the news. 240
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So, I have written my first college paper in 10 years. I haven't turned it in yet (not due until 9/13) and it's just sitting here in my documents folder. I have so much anxiety about just uploading it and pressing submit. 170
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm drinking a Nalgene's worth of water in defiance of the WSJ. 000
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They're gonna get it up there, turn it around and point it here to try and figure out why the fuck we suck so much shit. 010
Reposted by Cat Man Dobobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Average MLB player Wikipedia page 202713321
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You couldn't make a film like "Dark City" today. Because it would have to be a Dark City cinematic universe and we'd get an entire movie devoted to how they got the Automat with the pie working inside the habitat. 010
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So, was Nirvana Unplugged the most white Gen X thing to have ever happened? 330
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I wonder if there would be political gain in policy that would just give workers the first 500k of a 401k tax free, while also taxing millionaires and billionaires at a 35-40% rate? Just asking questions... 031
Reposted by Cat Man Domore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Voight-Kampff Test Proctor: you see a tortoise on it's ba— Newsom: don't care. next question 764477
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I am reminded today that my grandmother took the single greatest photo of me ever. I DON'T FEEL LIKE ROOTIN' TOOTIN'. 040
Cat Man Do @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Crazy how the world killed Dolly, Tim, and Optimus Prime but Mitch McConnell some how keeps going. We're clearly in hell. 240
