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Stephen Hartzell

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social
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I’m the man that brings you roses when you ain’t got none

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goddamn Barves
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great news, Wake Forest fans … Wisconsin won a game it shouldn’t have
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s be honest, Scott Hanson could never 📱- tinyurl.com/3862ah3m 📺 - youtube.com/live/qc6acDGVF…
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’ll put my kid’s urine up against your kid’s urine all day. Don’t come at me, big dawg, about my kid’s hydration levels.” @itsfelder.bsky.social to @stephenhartzell.bsky.social on next week’s @hitdpod.bsky.social
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/09/2026
If you kick the longest punt of the week, what do you get? From us, you get a trophy, some stickers, koozies, bottle openers, and a big congratulations.  Every weekend, Commish sends an email to athletic staff going, where can we send their trophy?
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Thank you for the gifts @SickosCommittee !!
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Tony Waller (aka tylerdawgden on other sites) @tonywaller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Update, two hours of pool time with the Varsity app's College Football Blitz with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social
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CousinOzzie @cousinozzie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Usually use the Varsity App, but TIL that the YouTube feed includes a scorebug of the game they’re airing and cams on @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and the studio 👀
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Joe R says Go Bats @gothanfc.com · 19/09/2026
Listening to @stephenhartzell.bsky.social on College Football Blitz in a @sickoscommittee.org All Coastal Conference shirt while stopping by a Waffle House between Winston-Salem & Chapel Hill. My heart is full since in Jersey we mostly have sad eating pizza while watching Rutgers
Man with a shirt saying All Coastal Chaos standing in front of a Waffle House
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if I told you there was a RedZone channel for college football. Is that something you might be interested in? 📱Varsity - tinyurl.com/ut3uchdz 📺 YouTube - www.youtube.com/live/nTdTwBF...
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College Football Blitz
YouTube video by The Varsity Network
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All hail the king
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Read this entire thread. Keith is thriving
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CousinOzzie @cousinozzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have to prep and cook at some point tomorrow, and it looks like we'll be "Blitzing" with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and the thevarsitynetwork.com/feed in the afternoon block.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still waiting for GT to score an offensive TD this season
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Week 2 - let’s get BLITZED! 📱 tinyurl.com/4sczrx82 📺 m.youtube.com/watch?v=KnfIGz…
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Actual kick time in Ann Arbor is 12:14 pm ET
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/09/2026
Got places to be but need to keep track of all the action in Week 1? Listen to the College Football Blitz, free on the Varsity App. It's 12 hours of CFB red zone radio, every Saturday.   thevarsitynetwork.com/audioapplink...
COLLEGE FOOTBALL
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Go outside. Touch grass. We got you !
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
vamos, mi amigo
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We’re so back! Twelve hours of RedZone channel for college football coming at ya … let’s get BLITZED 📺: tinyurl.com/4nf47ctb 🎧: The @varsity Network App 📱: tinyurl.com/3msywbfs
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today we Blitz
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
UMass leads a B1G team by 20. We were built for moments like these
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man, this ice cream truck comes into my neighborhood and just mocks me by never coming down our street. Excuse me, but I like Batman with yellow gumball eyes. These dogs want pup cups. Stop with the torture.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Would be cooler if the entire UNC sideline wasn’t wearing 11 lows
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Look here, new Podcasterino with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social just dropped. We talked about week 0 and music. Enjoy… open.spotify.com/episode/5hPP...
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You're gonna miss me
Podcasterino · Episode
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
really enjoying the battle for atlanta sec previews with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and richard johnson on the college sports now podcast feed. this is high praise because i am a B1G booster who thinks that podunk cowtown conference is highly overrated.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Photoshop is my passion @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social @hitdpod.bsky.social
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SOOON
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
and your boy cut the grass yesterday. You really love to see it
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me, @itsfelder.bsky.social , + @stephenhartzell.bsky.social
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James Dator @jamesdator.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who among you has done this and why did it arrive at my house?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Magic City hangover for Argentina, some are saying
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
MAGNA CARD-A (I am yanked off stage by a comically large shepherd's crook)
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/07/2026
Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Slamming Modelos and absolutely live betting Mexico 2H
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Darren Fletcher & Owen Hargreaves are FOX’s best broadcast duo for this tournament and it hasn’t been particularly close.
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
RIP Neymar, he died doing what he loved - talking mad shit in a loss
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The corpse of Neymar scoring a penalty as Brazil limps out of a World Cup to *checks notes* Norway is so so fitting
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Accidentally left this at home, but spiritually I’m wearing this shirt right now.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I left the @hitdpod.bsky.social computer at home so you’ll get a new episode on Sunday when I get back. In the meantime subscribe to @stevengodfrey.bsky.social + @celebrityhottub.bsky.social’s excellent show Phantom Island, the Fullcast Patreon, Channel 6, + @itsfelder.bsky.social’s substack. ✌️
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Captain Revo @captainrevo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This World Cup bracket graphic is a banger.
The World Cup knockout stages brackets in a circle, with 32 flags around the edge, with the winning flags (so far only Canada) progressing deeper into the circle.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾
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russejc.bsky.social @russejc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Welcome to The Rock. @surber.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you don’t have a dedicated group chat with images like these you’re really missing out IYKYK
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CoolHandNuke @mrfawkes50.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 After qualifying for the next round of the World Cup, the entire Norwegian squad sits on the field and starts rowing together with their fans in the stadium… simply wonderful 🤩🤩🤩
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock
Tweet by joshchavis65: overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now”
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