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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 1h
nothing about this Packers team gives any semblance of confidence. Not one facet of their game.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 12h
been in San Fran this week….buddy…this place is wonderful
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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 16h
CAVAN SULLIVAN CHIPS THE GOALKEEPER TO SCORE HIS FIRST USMNT GOAL 🤯🤯🤯 Cavan becomess the new youngest ever goal scorer for the national team 🇺🇸📈
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
copy and paste for Mathis Albert
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mathis Albert okay young man we like that
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s 9pm at the end of September and it’s still 95 degrees out. I am in hell.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seb Berhalter is having a helluva year.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🥲
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandon McNulty: world road race champion
Zoidberg: "I'm swelling with patriotic mucus"
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MCNULTYYYY HAHAHA YESSS
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1 km left
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I an sweating this out with Mcnulty rn he’s got this come onnnnn
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
annnndddd he bonked on the climb. Ugh!
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandon Mcnulty might actually fucking do this
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wish I could be watching these UCI worlds rn but no coverage :(((
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
App state folks
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some sketchy home clock operation by USC here at the end of the half.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eat that shit Penn state
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HAHAHAH WISCONSINNNN
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how could Wisconsin mess this up
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this college football night slate is so solid. Not enough screens.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Catch of the week by UTSA wideout 84
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meeep meeeeeeeep
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jim Mora Jr just lost it on one of his assistants. UTSA tie it back up. This team is good man. Meep meep.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that’s better UTSA
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and now ABC frequencies messed up bc of president hahahaa after just talking about the teams comms frequencies set up with secret service *chefs kiss*
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Defensive Sicko matchup my god
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adrian Chiles just get a job man
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ohhhh northwestern ya had to go and do that lol
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ohhhhh baby. Another couple years to decide the sanctions.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no QB can perform with this OL. Saying J Love is a bad QB too bc of it means you don’t know ball.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starting to cool off folks!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yup that’s me off to bed
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lafleur just setting this team up for failure
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
unbuckling for a long year
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not only are the refs not on our side but we are bad bad
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BOOOOOOOOOO
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
brewers 100 wins tho
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOW IS THAT A PENALTY LMAO all fkn year man
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finishing drives?? Dang can we play the Falcons every week?
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What an adjustment Golden
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
could be a loonnggg night for Penix
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you’re telling me I have to watch the packers on a Thursday
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW AD: Ken Paxton loves to make false claims about James Talarico’s record on China. But he’s been hiding his own. Paxton took an all-expenses-paid trip to China to meet with Communist Party leaders — then took massive donations from China-linked real estate developers.
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elliot @olencheke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Less than the max you say??????
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