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"Scare"vs

@scarvesthewriter.bsky.social
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Jokes pop into my head. I like video games, movies and books. mid 30s, northeast Ohio, they/them

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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 1h
fear not the mighty midge!
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 1h
My names Shough and I like to Fhough
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 10h
guards in tom clancy's splinter cell:
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 11h
this is exciting
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 12h
Play NORCO
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know why the failure of "digger," a movie that looks hideous and sounds annoying, advertised with trailers that are borderline incoherent is some kind of referendum on tom cruise. everyone seems sick of inarritu and again, the movie looks ugly loud and stupid
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i miss chip kelly
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ohio state football is brought to you by anduril. whether you need to obliterate the wisconsin defense or a refugee camp in an impoverished nation, choose anduril
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's a golden-ass gopher for sure
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every day we get pelted with beauty and tragedy like a mix of confetti and moldy crumbs and we spend the rest of our lives choosing how to clean it off
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
didn't know bees like these existed! read the thread, learn about the bees
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s not like i have 300k followers or anything, but any woman working in game journalism or an adjacent field, please reply to this with something you worked on recently that you’re proud of and i’ll repost it. feel free to include cash’pp/payp’l/v’nmo links.
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a shitty golfer named bert els
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is interesting! i have always felt that things like figuring out health coverage because of our terrible systems should be addressed by a fundamental overhaul of those systems. but the meta muse guy works too
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
onlyfans dick rating grade inflation is doing untold damage to the expectations of the penis possessing populace and i need a candidate who will solve this nefarious problem
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Roses are red, These times are quite trying
A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"
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Princess Fielder (Evil) @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It'll be nice if Dem politicians learn that attacking trans people is bad for them politically. Still feels kinda shitty that the instinct is to attack us, and they have to be convinced otherwise
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when someone says "they're deploying some kind of contraption on the battlefield" things are about to go very badly if they think a weapon of war is a contraption, but very well if the item in question is in fact a contraption that the enemy has mistaken for a weapon of war
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nothing says 'quality media' like 'directed by the guy who wrote netflix's house of cards'
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they aren't hard yugi motoh was in high school
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
his offensive schemes are so devious that even volpone would envy them
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gentlemen, i propose the first ever movie that is simultaneously the conclusion of two beloved film franchises. speed 3 vs. crank 3. what stops first...the bus...or his heart?
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all of my new coworkers bet on NFL games so i guess i am following the nfl again so i can properly mock their stupid parlays
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
those ads have sucked so much of the joy out of college football season, which really sucks because the ~8 saturdays i negotiate as off days usually coincide with my best stretch of mental health for the year. no such lift this season
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'the hurt locker' is an important movie because it reveals that the troops are just like us: guys with shitty jobs and coworkers they hate
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
help i'm a bug
Calvin & Hobbes comic strip, 4 panels (B&W):

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[Calvin, being only slightly larger than a keyboard key, standing on a typewriter] With great effort, Calvin the Human Insect advances the paper in the typewriter.

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[Calvin, still small, now running along the ruler/paper feed of the typewriter] His only hope for proper medical treatment lies in his ability to write a legible message to his family!

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[Calvin, still small, mid-air while hopping on the 'H' key] He crawls to each key and jumps!

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[scene from Calvin's imagination ended; panel brings us back to real life]
[Calvin's mom, seated at desk w/typewriter, looking at partially-done letter, irritated] Who wrote "help i'm a bug" on my letter to grandma?
[Calvin, regular-size, facing away from mom] Evidently some bug. How strange.
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need a hearts of iron 4 mod that makes it possible to set up #RAIDERNATION as a puppet state within the usa
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading 'the day of battle' (second book in rick atkinson's wwii trilogy) and not to defend general patton for slapping and threatening to shoot sick and injured soldiers but if you have ever been a manager during a holiday sales rush you have *wanted* to slap and threaten to shoot all employees
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
genuinely believe two of these
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"i gave meta muse my fantasy football roster" "i gave grok access to my bank account" if you wanted to entertain me try "i gave adam 'pac-man' jones 6 million dollars and a superpac to manage in ohio's contentious gubernatorial election"
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everyones complaining but the pawn shops feed the kids
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is just "stunts" from the nascar racers cartoon show about futuristic nascar. stunts was my favorite character, a wisecracking latino driver who used the boosters in his car to do (you guessed it) stunts
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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when alec baldwin breaks ron livingston's arm in "the cooler"
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the devs were also vaulted
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LIMBO
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the united states might embarass itself on the global stage, but as a dual citizen of #RAIDERNATION i can still be proud
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
poor lane. gotta win every game from here on out
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dude what the hell is this season
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Joker loves to keep people guessing. I believe he’d drive a Kia Soul for the bit
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@alexjaffe.bsky.social i feel like the joker is a vanity plates guy, but i feel like he isn't a kia soul guy. am i right?
a kia soul with a vanity plate that reads THE JOKR (the joker)
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my evil robot with strong metal claws, grabbo
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that football was out so long it had time to give a full interview to stormy
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
jerk herbsmeat
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"Scare"vs @scarvesthewriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my dad is not a gamer but he was a madtv watcher and he seems delighted to see debra wilson popping up in the games i play. a performer who is so good you're happy to see her keep getting work even if it's not your exact cup of tea. cere junda kicks ass
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