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Stephen Hartzell

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social
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I’m the man that brings you roses when you ain’t got none

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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 44m
Once you hear it you can’t un-hear it
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 2h
The updates will continue until morale improves!
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 4h
The Michigan State update (update) is on @hitdpod.bsky.social every week. Have I watched a down of Michigan State football this season? No, but I know that if @stephenhartzell.bsky.social hypes a Big 10 team in the preseason, you fade that team with passion and gusto.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 10h
Your weekly reminder that there will never be a proper RedZone channel for college football on TV … But that’s fine because the radio version is alive and well. Twelve hours every Saturday - we ride at noon ET! 📱- tinyurl.com/2fwrffky 📺 - www.youtube.com/live/rVjVHkf...
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College Football Blitz
YouTube video by The Varsity Network
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 12h
A lifetime of yelling
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BARVES
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Zane @zanerzas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some nice looking turtles
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will say this: my favorite album cover from the Dead discography
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean … probably Terrapin. I don’t hate disco dead. Estimated and Dancin’ both slap for me
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Terrapin Station outtro on the NLDS boy you love to see it
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bought 100 pounds of grass seed engineered by NC State specifically for the piedmont region. We back. Go Pack @hitdpod.bsky.social
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
baby steps
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This will be addressed with enthusiasm on Wednesday’s show
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pic?!
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you sir
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's always a good idea to get Blitzed with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social, but to sweeten the deal: NO POLITICAL ADS. thevarsitynetwork.com/audioapplink...
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The Varsity Network
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We have 🔟 noon games on our board - including arguably the game of the day in Starkville. Week 5 Blitz is absolutely loaded. Join us 👇 📱- tinyurl.com/2vaa9f22 📺 - youtube.com/live/sVQJPInIp…
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Mike Anthony @mikeanthony15.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New USELESS Poll is up... Special thanks to @stephenhartzell.bsky.social of @hitdpod.bsky.social for providing this week's Tailgate Tasting recommendation mikeandhisrants.substack.com/p/useless-po...
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USELESS Poll: Week 5
The autumn wind is a pirate...
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you got one job
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Nat @rerunnat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favorite wedding gifts, guest spot on hitdpod.bsky.social we talk eyes, ears, and even pee! Really it’s a health podcast… @surber.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
haha. Just another day in Dekalb County
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They performed in our auditorium
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes it was
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
69 Boyz came to my high school for career day once. Think this was in ‘98 or ‘99. Wild scene.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goddamn Barves
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great news, Wake Forest fans … Wisconsin won a game it shouldn’t have
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got to
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro … Mark Johnson is an American treasure. Used to be at Syracuse before moving to Boulder. He’s amazing
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s be honest, Scott Hanson could never 📱- tinyurl.com/3862ah3m 📺 - youtube.com/live/qc6acDGVF…
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’ll put my kid’s urine up against your kid’s urine all day. Don’t come at me, big dawg, about my kid’s hydration levels.” @itsfelder.bsky.social to @stephenhartzell.bsky.social on next week’s @hitdpod.bsky.social
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/09/2026
If you kick the longest punt of the week, what do you get? From us, you get a trophy, some stickers, koozies, bottle openers, and a big congratulations.  Every weekend, Commish sends an email to athletic staff going, where can we send their trophy?
Joseph Chiavetta @JoeyChiavetta
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Thank you for the gifts @SickosCommittee !!
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Tony Waller (aka tylerdawgden on other sites) @tonywaller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Update, two hours of pool time with the Varsity app's College Football Blitz with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social
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CousinOzzie @cousinozzie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Usually use the Varsity App, but TIL that the YouTube feed includes a scorebug of the game they’re airing and cams on @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and the studio 👀
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This game is buns as my kids would say
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Winning!
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah man feel better. Turn us up we got you 👊
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Joe R observes Bat Season @gothanfc.com · 19/09/2026
Listening to @stephenhartzell.bsky.social on College Football Blitz in a @sickoscommittee.org All Coastal Conference shirt while stopping by a Waffle House between Winston-Salem & Chapel Hill. My heart is full since in Jersey we mostly have sad eating pizza while watching Rutgers
Man with a shirt saying All Coastal Chaos standing in front of a Waffle House
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ohhhh you’re talking about playing it back after the fact? Like a podcast? Thats a good idea.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Streamable how, specifically? We’re already on YouTube and Varsity.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Live reads, yes. Commercial breaks still the same length and cadence (just 3 breaks per hour)
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if I told you there was a RedZone channel for college football. Is that something you might be interested in? 📱Varsity - tinyurl.com/ut3uchdz 📺 YouTube - www.youtube.com/live/nTdTwBF...
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College Football Blitz
YouTube video by The Varsity Network
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All hail the king
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dude. First off, love this flat patch of earth you have. That rock is about to be surrounded by baby grass. Once that germination hits and the rains come you are absolutely thriving. Way to get after it. Keep it moist. LETS GROW!
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Read this entire thread. Keith is thriving
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CousinOzzie @cousinozzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have to prep and cook at some point tomorrow, and it looks like we'll be "Blitzing" with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and the thevarsitynetwork.com/feed in the afternoon block.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still waiting for GT to score an offensive TD this season
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are bad
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Agreed Jeffries is the man
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