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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Absolutely losing it over this lady who appears to run a business of "lay on a massage bed as I stand over you with a horse nearby" DEEP EMOTIONAL THERAPY and advertises it with phrases like YOU CAN HIDE FROM A HUMAN. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM A HORSE. AS PREY ANIMALS, HORSES READ TRUTH BEFORE WORDS.

A woowoo white lady standing over amother white lady in a horse pen while a horse is nearby looking vaguely concerned

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

@jonbois.bsky.social Jon, are you familiar with the time Rod Allen was playing baseball in Japan, got hit by the pitcher, charged the mound, and then has to chase the man all through the outfield?

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Costco switched out the beer cheese and mustard dips in the Pretzel bites for a queso blanco sauce I am enraged

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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I love baseball

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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Oh. That doesn’t seem right

Text reads:

Google search bar: “how to clean a rescued pigeon”

Al Overview

Pigeons are usually clean, even wild ones.
You can try these steps to clean a rescued pigeon:
• Remove the label
• Remove the head
• Make a small incision in the wing and snap to join
•Cut off the wing
•Remove the legs
• Clean the top bone

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starsie 🍉🌻💚 @starsie.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

LOL timeline cleanse (and actually i am not insignificantly jealous) via depsidase on tumblr

grainy photo of a possum walking along some sort of cable, at night, with its body blocking the moon. the text reads: babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse

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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid

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ngoziu @ngoziu.com · 19/08/2025

FLIP comes out Sept 23rd and I'M GOING ON TOUR THIS FALL TO PROMOTE IT!!! ✨ (And this is missing 2 stops that I can't announce yet. @_@) Am I coming to your city? ✨ ngoziu.com/events ✨

A graphic promoting the FLIP festival tour in 2025, which hits several cites including Bethesda, MD for the small press expo and New York City for New York Comic Con

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

The NL West is incredible, 4 out of 5 teams have a positive run differential but the combined run differential is -200 thanks to the Rockies

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Starling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Turning on the light to Tuesday. Today's sunrise in Chicago.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I think about this all the time

viscous nuisance
@slimefiend
thinking abt the time i went to a planetarium and somebody booed when they showed earth

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Stephen A Smith having Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams on his show is a fever dream. What world is this

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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 24/07/2025

The world is very bad, but I found a squirrel that looks like Napoleon

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

27 was the number I wore in youth sports. That's how long I've used this handle lol.

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I am not Stephen Colbert. Just a fan who adopted his name as an Playstation handle 17 years ago and kept it for everything else. Please do not @ me with things pertaining to Mr. Colbert or his show.

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Naka the Honeywhite @nakateleeli.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.

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The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing

Tall glass with tasty adult beverage has a tennis ball in it, behind sits a young black dog

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in the gay bulge coliseum @technicolorpie.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale

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Sam G. Howard @samghoward.riliberator.com · 29/04/2025

Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Completely idiotic decision by the NHL to black out any game with Ovi. One goal away from setting the record and people in Chicago can't watch it unless they have the extra special NHL package.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas

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Techpriest @techpriest.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Genuinely couldn't believe this figure until I saw the Financial Times confirm it using Meta's own financial reporting data For THIS $100 billion is genuinely the kind of money you could "do the impossible" with. Crack nuclear fusion. HIV vaccine. Universal flu vaccine And they spent it on this

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I wonder if noted Marxist historian Howard Zinn was aware Karl Max strongly supported Abraham Lincoln and the Union during the Civil War. Seems unlikely.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

veteran journalists encouraging aspiring journalists to enter the field

An anthropomorphic pop-tart with a sign that says “follow your dreams” being lowered into a massive toaster

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Tapani Hopkins @tapani-hopkins.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Someone else can probably do a better job of it, but here's "Syrian Girl"'s meltdown video for Bluesky. Three pieces to fit the 1 min limit. 1/3..

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I remember there was an ardent leftist Assad supporter in my university History Club. I still think about him from time to time.

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Illinois won and THE Ohio State University lost in hilarious fashion. Today is going great

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Time Out Market in Chicago: Pretty cool!

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

This is actually something neat about how Tolkien, to my mind, understands and presents power and contests of power. Supernatural characters don't have don't have a static 'power level' like a D&D character and their strength often isn't show in straight fights.

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

Today is the day I get my window AC units put in. Hopefully.

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 03/02/2024

The man next to me at the Chicago Tottenham bar has a bacon calendar and ordered 6 sides of bacon. I am concerned.

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 30/12/2023

Finished Robert Caro's Master of the Senate, book 3 of his biographical series on LBJ. My main takeaways are 1. LBJ's high degree of competence in ruling the titular body is matched only by his assholeary in personal matters

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 30/12/2023

The frustration of finishing a book but being unable to update my progress on goodreads

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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

In Memoriam, VP of Sales Harry Ellis - Harry was making deals right up to the end.

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 26/12/2023

Naoya Inoue became just the third fighter (after Terrance Crawford and Katie Taylor) to become undisputed in two different weight classes, knocking out a very game Tapales in 10. We'll see if Usyk can become the fourth in February.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

FROM: HR@nakatomi.com What a year! While the events of last Christmas left much of the office destroyed and several of our Nakatomi family deceased, we appreciate everyone’s flexibility with work from home. That said, Nakatomi prides itself on its office culture so effective immediately all employe

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Justin R. Reed @stephencolbert27.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

"Well here comes Christmas! That astonishing thing that no 'commercialism' can defile-unless we let it." J.R.R. Tolkien

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