The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Someone took all my post-it notes and now I am utterly lost, I had no idea my entire work ethic, hygeine, eating schedule and social world was barely hanging together with that flimsy glue 040
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Subtitling my documentaries from Cajun country: Spell ”Washitaw Parish”. O-U-A… just fuckoff now 010
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Just sold the house to a couple of millionaires who bullied us through the whole process. My mother, sweet Godfearing southern granny, said ”On your last day, take the heads and leggy bits from a crawfish boil, remove the finials from the curtain rods, stuff those rods with bits and close it up.” 130
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 17/06/2025My girls were under specific instructions to tackle me to the ground if I tried to buy any more art in CDMX. After a while tho I yelled ”CAN’T CATCH ME!” and sprinted to a woodcut artist whose print made my heart skip a beat and I’m not sorry. Look at those eyes! (Artist is salvador_sotto on the IG) 051
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing 313149202741
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Am currently in danger of horking donut over the board meeting of a bank that hired me to record the meeting. They opened with a prayer for the Lord God to guide their hand. God guided my hand to snatch one of their donuts while their heads were bowed but the prayer was shorter than expected 2302
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I think I’m gonna - checks schedule - get day drunk and buy game dice and femmepunk crop-tops 260
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Anxiety-spiking week treated with long sun-dappled walks among the live oaks. But nobody can stay in the woods forever. 1100
Reposted by The Khaki TsarinaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 12/04/2025“Let my people goth.” - Emoses 181136121
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Aaaa my house got swatted by buck moth caterpillars! I swept up SEVEN of the little fuckers in my dining room! I didn’t know kamikaze stinging caterpillars hunted in packs 220
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 29/03/2025My gremlin friends and I accidentally workshopped a ttrpg idea where we all play unscrupulous toadie bureaucrats for an imaginary evil regime but all the gameplay takes place via characters’ accounts on Truth Social; I have sobered up but still hella tempted 140
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Writing a new ttrpg based on Waiting for Godot, set in a subway. I’ve been trying to write it for over a year and it just gets very, very dark. Like on a personal level. I can’t - can I? Run this game and still have friends? 450
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I am paying attention. Lord. To the point of doomscroll trauma. I care and it keeps me up at night medicated. But I also want to look away for one second and post something about how I think I’m a cougar in search of a cheap floor-length faux leopard coat but I can’t do that can I because *gestures* 120
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 06/02/2025blep blep blep remember to also take time to look deep into Jack’s eyes and tell him he is a sweet boy. Jack is here for you. 150
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Freeze your credit. Give to ACLU. Donate to Rainbow Railroad. Seriously, freeze your credit with all three credit agencies. 030
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I don’t see why I can’t find a warm subzero winter coat that shows off my tattoos dammit 020
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I planned to get up on the roof to do some necessary maintenance today and now realizing that it’s Idiots Shoot the Sky and Miss Day so 000
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 08/12/2024My client sent me to the wrong city repeat the WRONG CITY and then was like you’ll still make it to the shoot right ahem THERE WILL BE A SLIGHT DELAY SIR 000
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My motel in Winona, Mississippi came equipped with a cross bigger than the building itself 020
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 26/06/2024I am no longer a redhead. I am alarmed and don’t know how to function. I assume I need a new social security number right? Is there an orientation video? I am distraught 110
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 25/06/2024I need everyone to help me track down the fiend who concocted the ”Put a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man” meme tune because we’re going to corner him and hum ”It’s a Small World” at him until he suffers the way we suffer 100
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 18/06/2024I wish there was a service that would take anything you want and print it in entirely illegible death metal font. Because I really want a comfy tee that says “Cuppa Tea?” or “Not So Loud” but, you know, metal. #metaltee #eldergoth #eldermetalhead 010
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 14/06/2024Anyone else need to stop saying “kthxbyeeeee!” ironically because it’s slipping out unironically in client calls? Stupid brain 010
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 12/06/2024Nola drawbacks: finding a functionally dead cockroach but you can’t sweep it up yet because the legs are still skittering and if the broom touches it the damn zombie will flip and run aimlessly around 120
Reposted by The Khaki TsarinaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/06/2024Stay offline? Then how would I hear what people I don’t know think of things I never heard of 7642183
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I was just absently reading a riddle which had an obvious simple answer - and then realized it was a test for sociopaths. 210
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I have been left unsupervised with an entire jar of gherkins and damn the consequences, I’m going to see this through to the end. 120
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 17/01/2024If you are some extraplanar being or mysterious diety of great power, and you select some mortal to plague with misfortunes, I would think that you’d like the satisfaction of rubbing their nose in why. Face me you asshole 000
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 17/01/2024Oh. We lost the house heater. It’s -4C outside. At this point of this really awful year I’m just… not even surprised. I’m just adding it to the list. 100
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 16/01/2024Freezing temps in Nola means people are debating how thick a stream of water you need to run from all your faucets to keep pipes from freezing. Blew their minds when my contribution was that the rest of the world has insulated pipes 🙄 Had to explain how that works 010
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2023My mother got me 14 potholders for Christmas. After announcing that we weren’t doing gifts this year. She apparently just kept picking up potholders all year, thinking of me. 000
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 23/12/2023Look, only one of two cringe things is happening in that Christmas carol. Either mommy and daddy conspired to traumatize their kid (why else would daddy have dressed up like Santa), or Santa is real and mommy is getting her freak on. 000
The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Is bsky the sort of forum where I admit that teaching myself to put on false lashes resulted in gluing my fingers together and the lashes to the dog’s back? Trying to get a read on the room 220
