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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 34m

Me wishing I could quit my boring job at the memory bank and watch Casablanca at the cinema instead

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Whoever replaces Charles, it is critical that they know absolutely nothing about college basketball

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Check out this burrito bowl I made. There’s cilantro lime rice under there somewhere.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think my most right wing coded belief is that the crossing guard should not be able to stop traffic for random adults without children with them. That man is jogging, he’s on his own.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let the whale fall When it crumbles We will stand tall Face it all together

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bagent said the Jets can have a little interception, as a treat

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve said this before but the biggest giveaway to me that Haddonfield couldn’t be in the Midwest is that Annie has to go to a separate little building just to do laundry.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I see the Padres’ strategy of “hitting home runs” seems to be paying off. However, any second now the Cubs will unleash a strategy of their own, and then they will be in trouble.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Cubs have thrown 4 pitches and they are losing 2-0

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, Matthew Stafford was up late last night building Wayfair furniture, he's very tired. Leave him alone.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thought I was buying a real pillowcase today. Turned out to be a sham.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"John Mateer is Michael Haneke's greatest work" I love this show

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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Horror movie villains: 60s: psycho killers 70s: ghosts 80s: slashers 90s: slashers (self-aware) 00s: diseases 10s: trauma 20s: hallways

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Thanks, stitch fix. I never would’ve thought to wear a grey hoodie with jeans and sneakers. Now I’m ready to hit the town.

It’s a stitch fix Instagram ad and it’s a grey pullover hoodie and jeans and white sneakers

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have no idea what this means but I do know that’s not how you spell “booty”

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I assume Kentucky will reelect him in a landslide

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have to say goodbye to my sweet girl Cleo tomorrow. I know it’s the right thing but I am just sick about it. I’m trying to soak up my time with her as much as I can. However much time they get it’s never enough.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve been upset about this for hours. Do they mean Old English? Which ended in the 11th century? Is he adapting it to sound like Beowulf? This play published in Early Modern English in 1597? Do they mean Olde English, the malt liquor? Old English, the floor cleaner? Are words real anymore?

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stella Lefty implies the existence of Artois Righty

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Absolutely love it when fast food places are like “We know our food used to be ass. We sold it for years anyway. But we made it good now, we promise.”

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve seen enough. Kiffin cannot compete against this level of spite. No one can.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Britney Spears “Hit Me Baby One More Time” voice:

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Netflix, Have you even read the results of the Stanford Prison Experiment?” NETFLIX:

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oreo would never have allowed this to happen

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Tell us what you think about your recent purch--" No. Never. I will go to my grave never telling anyone what I think about any of my purchases.

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

9 to 5 is the rare film in which a dream blunt rotation canonically get high.

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In my review I resist the urge to share that I have been singing the title of this movie to the tune of "Mr. Pitiful" for weeks, but the people demand it

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have to share my girlfriend’s Wordle results. I’ve never seen anything like this Wordle 1,910 5/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Cmon now you can’t set this up and then tell me this isn’t a word. I’ve been using this word for decades

Dickhead is not an acceptable word on Spelling Bee

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If it’s any consolation to the Rams it’s Friday where they are

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I assume The Mosquito Bowl is going to be Florida State vs Alabama

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Somehow the 49ers are winning despite the fact that every other time I look up at the screen someone is limping off the field with a season ending injury

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Kevin White (Remastered) @kwhitesays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026