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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 21h
A CVS pharmacy I switched to in like May hasn't had my ADHD medicine in stock for four months. They filled one of two meds the first time I had it sent to them. Since then it's "Trucks coming on Friday maybe," for the whole thing. "Sorry we don't have and haven't had it. Maybe Tuesday." And so on.
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm walking into traffic as we speak
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I get this impulse but I'd never publicly concede this. That the state shouldn't execute its citizens is my uh I'll pretend to be absolutist position; kinda like those free speech folks. Too many innocents have and will die. And it can be co-opted for evil ends by real bad people.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life advice for the masses. Surprisingly easy to adhere to!
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"He's a non-establishment candidate who will do good things and the bad things he says he'll do are exaggerations and jokes" was the real trump derangement syndrome all along...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember all these memes lol
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, that's cruel and unusual to everyone in that room. And on the internet.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ProPublica got the literal check Collins was bribed with.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Total collapse: 70% say his Iran war has hurt the US 75% say he has no plan for the war 76% say the war isn't worth the costs
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is your daily 🐎 Ivermectin leaving you with heartburn, upset stomach, tummy ache? Try Gastrobim today! 🐎🐎
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haha, they threw him out of a window? Funny. Apocryphal, surely...
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 18/09/2026
realize I'm a little bit of a quirky guy but being punched in the face repeatedly by masked men with guns actually is something I find frightening
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed who? Scissorhands, why's he singing?
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SIX MEMBERS OF THE SUPREME COURT: the sky is blue BRETT KAVANAUGH: the sky probably isn't blue, but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation ALITO AND THOMAS: the earth is strapped to the back of a gigantic chicken
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think Lich McConnel is looking great
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean, yeah, if you take the fascist propaganda outlet's reporting about his words at their least charitable they can seem ignorant, but like this is a cis/lay person's usual understanding of sex and gender being different things. Want to throw the baby out with the sound bite, do as you wish
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rupert Murdoch should be sent to the Hague
…and that overestimate sits alongside a third (34%) of the public believing there are “no-go” areas in London where Sharia law dominates and non-Muslims cannot enter. Virtually the same proportion (36%) disagree this is the case, while one in five (19%) say they don't know.
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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User @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social keeping my earballs apprised of the state of the ISS's piss tank.
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh wow is this the metaverse? With lges?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Between Reagan, Fetterman and Trump, I think it's time we had a frank discussion about how the American electorate has a revealed preference for cognitive decline.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 04/09/2026
That Fucking Newspaper lol
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
dumb swole boys are easy
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why would the e scooters do this
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Andy Masley @andymasley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*to the tune of Jolene* smol bean smol bean smol bean smol beeeeeean I don't know what to do with this
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
a lot of the lessons from the Trump era are "don't elect Donald Trump"
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Mr. Nick Beaudrot @nbeaudrot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh--wait hold up a second
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*smacks lips* You should always reverse into a parking space
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No no no no no until every roof, sidewalk, parking lot, dog kennel and bird house is covered putting solar panels underneath trains is nonsense.
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If a Brit insults him enough he'll insist the city is called New America.
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Imagine being in a hotel room out of state with three high school classmates when a Stefon skit comes on...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rep. Byron Donalds, Republican nominee for FL governor, on his pledge to repair roads: “Looking at the ladies in the room this afternoon, we want to make sure that you continue to have your hair looking good, so you can get to the beauty salon as quick as you can.”
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Ed @ed3d.net · 25/08/2026
"gift article, log in to view for free" absolutely not, thank you
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is happening in our communities, smh
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 21/08/2026
The Trump administration fired the editor of Stars & Stripes. The military newspaper's publisher, who announced he would retire earlier this week, was also fired. The paper had revealed the deplorable conditions on the USS Lincoln, embarrassing Hegseth and Trump.
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But we're getting away from the point - is AI super useful to even spreadsheet people? I don't trust a stranger with the monstrous tables until I've tamed them - why would I trust the language model? When I've turned it all into a comprehensible form, what is there left for the computer to do?
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Stefán @stefanorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bl-USA
Ble blunited blates
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chrishawn @chrishawn.net · 20/08/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
many "centrists" agree with Cofnas and when they complain about "wokeness" and "political correctness" they often mean that they are not allowed to express this stupid idea — that black people in smart-guy jobs shouldn't be there and should be like, sprinters and jazz musicians instead — explicitly
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey guys have u seen this
A chart titled Bluesky with an x and y axis that mean nothing
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they did this, with some success, about Joe Freaking Biden who spent essentially his entire long career as the Median Democrat
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
someone tell iran that we call our trooos warfighters now, they probably just hadnt heard about that yet
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Winning is the worst thing that could happen to the left” is a genre of commentary that you can expect to get more and more popular now that the “These wackos will never win” genre has lost its plausibility.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/08/2026
this is an admission of a crime btw; superpacs cannot coordinate with candidates
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don't have any jokes I'm just really glad they found these guys
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