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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 6h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 8h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15h
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
series finale of charging the mound goes up on patreon tomorrow
thumbnail for The History of Charging the Mound, Episode 10
The Big Cat: Part 2 of 2
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 04/10/2026
JORDAN FARR GOALKEEPER GOAL🚨
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DUDES ROCK
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/07/2025
REACHER: (investigating my corpse) Vic was stupid. LOCAL COP: Now how could you possibly know that? REACHER: There’s a receipt from a diner in his pocket. He couldn’t figure out how to tip 20% so he just left $20. Either he got his brains blown out before lunch, or he couldn’t handle remedial math.
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jeff @captiancrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yoooooooo hell yea he’s back
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" meme
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Steamroll @steamroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kasey Kahne full time trucks 2027 helllllll yeah brother: www.nytimes.com/athletic/765...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Steamroll @steamroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cannot be stated more plainly that even if you do hate Gavin Newsom... You do not hate him enough.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen, they once hanged an elephant for murder in Tennessee and screwed that up, too
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most state attorneys general released Meta from Cambridge Analytica-related claims as part of the child safety settlement. New Mexico wasn't part of that deal, and a jury there just found 26 of 29 past claims about Cambridge Analytica, hate speech and misinformation willfully deceptive.
techpolicy.press
Eight Years On, Cambridge Analytica Scandal Catches Up With Meta in Santa Fe
A jury found that Meta—then Facebook—misled the public in statements about Cambridge Analytica and its policies on hate speech, violence and misinformation.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
the single rarest skill on social media
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Steamroll @steamroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2 things to come off from that Eagles game: 1) The offense needs work 2) The NFL needs to get rid of the offsetting flags rule
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4. Plenty of time to continue pointing out to anyone who’ll listen that this is a wage suppression act 5. For real, fuck Nick Saban for pushing this
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. House is a complete unknown 2. This vote is hopefully some ceremonial Senatorial group hug they can do because they know it won’t pass the House 3. Long term I can’t see any arrangement of the current Supreme Court that wouldn’t see this as a restriction of interstate commerce
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE RAVENS WALK-OFF THE COWBOYS
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Posted about the iowa game on my Instagram story
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyone but the center
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔵 +18.5 Noticing circles 🔴 -38.3 (!!!) Scrolling too quickly American Institute for Being Disappointed by Posts (9/23, 631 respondents)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My advice to anyone in the sports world who gets a ring from Pablo Torre is treat it like Isaac Chotiner is calling, don't answer it and throw your phone into the ocean
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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