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Very Grumpy Statistician

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing that gets me about these lurid anti-Zionist statements, like the one the Greens just passed, is that it is *so fucking easy* to criticise the Israeli government without engaging in that type of language.
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've now turned the same age that my parents were when they had me and I'm still in uni bruh
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn not too shabby for my first game www.maptap.gg September 9 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 85🎓 92🏆 Final score: 925
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So I guess Mario is dead to Nintendo?
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Feel like shit, just want concorde back.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if you are an adult taking even 5 minutes out of your life to "protect Dobby's grave" you should be put on some sort of register
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Did this to my PhD supervisor and he just looked and me and said "sleep-deprived? you don't know the meaning of the word"
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
£45k- £51k a year in London....that's quite low right?
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VAR CANT STOP THE DESTINY OF ZIKO!!!!
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VAR IS CLAPPED
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt's turn to throw a frontrunner out the world cup now
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Mo Salah Interacts with Fan at Liverpool FC
ALT: Mo Salah Interacts with Fan at Liverpool FC
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 02/07/2026
‘Why is your cat blue?’: Wilbur, the pet who changed colour, puzzles owners
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‘Why is your cat blue?’: Wilbur, the pet who changed colour, puzzles owners
Family search for answers on social media after their furry friend returned home with an unusual makeover Wilbur the cat is usually a rather elegant grey, black and white creature so his human family were, to say the least, a little taken aback when she arrived back home bright blue. Concern that Wilbur might have been the target of an unkind paint attack turned to relief when it turned out that she had gatecrashed a neighbour’s gender reveal party and rolled around in blue dye. Continue reading...
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Any bloomfs that are good at identifying birds? Merlin Bird ID says it's a northern lapwing, which I guess makes sense being on the coast here in Liverpool, but they are quite rare/endangered in the UK, no?
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 24/06/2026
I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.
Scotland 23:00 Brazil
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Based on the statements and "results" announced about the 2022 NHS pilot of the Palantir Federated Data Platform at Chelsea and Westminster Foundation Trust sounded very impressive, boasting a 28% reduction in elective surgery times. However not all is as it seems... (1/4)
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I've never been to a pret a manger or a Gails. Am i missing out on anything?
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Jellyfish too!!!!!
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Lotta birds by the docks!
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
has anyone ever asked why the TEF scores exist when they seem, quite honestly very counter-intuitive? Like I do not believe for a second that Sheffield Hallam is scoring higher than the University of Sheffield, especially on student outcomes of all things?
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MetJam @metjam.co.uk · 25/05/2026
The most anomalous maximum temperature recording regarding stations and their records seems to be 33.3ºC at Wellesbourne. This beats the old May record for the station by 6.1ºC before this spell (27.2ºC, 2010) as well as the June record by 2.2ºC (31.2ºC, 1976), extraordinary.
Spaghetti plot for Wellesbourne from 1959 to 2026 with all daily temperatures on record shown with 2026's observed maximum temperatures shown with the spike of 33.3ºC at Wellesbourne noted
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Basically the same as my detailed annotations of an inspector calls in GCSE English literature
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Why have I almost never been to nandos despite everytime I go i love the food
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Thank the lord I had a second screw top bottle
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Fuck my chud life. I've bought a bottle of wine and I don't think we own a bottle opener
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/04/2026
i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 11/04/2026
me too
Kate Bush being interviewed, her chin rests on her hand as she looks to the side. 

a timer reads - 06:02:36:02
caption reads “Kate Bush takes a ten second pause to absorb a thought”
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
😭😭😭
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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Former EHRC chair joins 'gender-critical' peers targeting abortion rights ➡️ bit.ly/4sVrszZ 📷 Wikimedia Commons
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ben @benrs.uk · 21/03/2026
a tragedy in three words :((
an angus council sign for the west links paddling pool saying it is closed, however the L for pool has been scored out so it reads paddling poo closed
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Spaghetti aglio e olio (e pancetta)
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zseabeard @zseabeard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
did anybody else sprint for their wallet when they heard this
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Well done to the Greens in Liverpool. It was also great to see Carl Cashmans response to this which was to congratulate the greens and remind liberal democrats in Liverpool who the real problem in this city are: Labour. They take this city for granted and have an arrogance about themselves for it.
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Decided to say fuck it and watch new Frasier...I turned it off after 3 minutes.
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"We're not going to church today.😇" "😱!What!?You give me a one good reason!😡" "It's saturday!🥰" "Ohhhohokili dokili doo!😝"
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache looks surprised
ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache looks surprised
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Kinda surprised they aren't using a burger 😭
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We Have Always Existed: Transgender History @transgenderhistory.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The 3 genders
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"Carney's approval is +14" Me: hmm seems like it's dropped a bit "In Alberta" Me: ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026
‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks…
‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
geopolitickle-me-elmo
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Ian Bassin @ianbassin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Five Republicans just voted with Democrats to subpoena AG Bondi over Epstein files. She will now need to sit for a deposition under oath. Trump is losing his grip on his party, over both Epstein and his deepening unpopularity. Keep speaking up. It's working.
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's so amazing how just one day being sunny can suddenly make me proactive happy and grateful for life 🥰
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Bob (he/him) @wobblyb.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Feargal is superb. Get him involved in govt.
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's summer my dudes 😎🤟
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
no PR email with capslock words in the subject are worth reading
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I have the ability to get the Samsung S26 Ultra 512GB for £690, but only on preorder in the next few days, and then I can trade in my Pixel 9 Pro XL 512GB for ~£300 So I get the new S26 Ultra 512GB for ~£400 Should I do it or not? I am so indecisive lmfaoo
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The YouGov poll from today has the greens about 5% ahead of their 7 day average (which includes said poll). But it should be noted that since around the summer 2025, YouGov has had Reform at the lowest and the lib dems at the highest of the average polling trends over that time period.
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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... In what world was any of this acceptable
bbc.co.uk
Saturday Night Live criticised by charity for 'hurtful' Tourette's sketch
The condition is
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hope everyone has a good week! :)
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Very Grumpy Statistician @statistic.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Mum gets a good offer on the s26 ultra at argos and I want one but it's out of stock in every colour in every size. Fuck my chud life
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