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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 4h
keep up the good work gayboys
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 21h
i just get bitter that people have done all the reachable revolutions in science, and we're left with no obvious avenues for a breakthrough except, apparently, bigger and bigger particle breakers to get 'more data'. the experiments that made the last breakthroughs were more inventive than that tbh
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 21h
i'm going to be a complete prick because this is my digital scream-pillow, but it's a great demonstration that we're scraping the bottom of the experimental barrel when the Nobel Phys used to be for unifying space-time / proving an indeterminate universe, but is now for finding neutrinos with ice
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
where do u guys think the explosives guy in disney's Atlantis was from
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
who wants to come on a day trip with me to the Kennington water tower
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i miss uni in truth
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bought these, completely forgetting there’s only 3 bars inside a box clearly designed and able to hold 4
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have been ill and playing videogames what’s ummm what’s going on over there
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
do u guys think sackboy will ever go turbo on astrobot
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lotta fart jokes for a Gary Oldman show
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have no idea if the Green Party’s new policy considers a 2 state solution zionism or not
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if we want things enough they will simply happen
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he is a faggurt
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if lego weren’t they’d make a 3 in 1 with anomalocaris, wiwaxia, and hallucigenia
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's pretty dang good
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes why not
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is moira a derrygirl
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like i think it's easy to see why right populists and left populists alike are increasingly unconvinced by financial journalists when in most cases, "don't do that thing, it will kill your economy overnight!!!" turns out to be "it will slow your growth, maybe". the only actual economic crisis
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
commentators have been predicting an oil shock for like 8 months now and at this point, combined with Trump's tarrifs not causing any kind of economic crisis either, I'm pretty convinced that economic observers have no clue what they're talking about and that the global economy is weirdly resilient
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all my life i wasn't tryna GET ON A HIGHWAY
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i always know some british reality tv is on when my feed looks like this
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ignoring me all by yourself, handsome?
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PM Andy Burnham refuses to rule out returning to the Minecraft server
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am an enjoyer of when slayyyter says ‘HUH’ in DANCE
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think i’m going to be remaking this point for a while lol
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also i would be thrilled to vote for a Labour supporting electoral reform as long as it isn’t fucking AV
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honk shoe theory is so true honestly
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rly wish i could work on Victoria 3 cuz i have so many ideas
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
always devastating when Burnham is pursuing a policy which actually benefits young adults but the entire press and a lot of the electorate immediately signals outrage
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i want a pet meowerrrrr :(
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have been trying to play the soviets in HoI4 all weekend and even on my second attempt the germans outnumber me (OUTNUMBER me, the SOVIETS) 3:1 and have taken Moscow by 1942
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
suck me now tapped you
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wait so was bee movie trying to say that workers should accept their exploitation because if they didn’t flowers would die and everyone would be bored?
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how it feels to type out the number in french because u rly need to practise numbers
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
minecraft patchnotes: added homobloc
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
think. how it wakes the seed. woke once the clays of a cold star! are limbs, so dear achieved? are sides, full nerved, still warm! too hard to stir??
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve seen like 3 face masks today and i’m a little concerned
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this week i found a little bug on my lettuce leaf after I had given it the usual washing under the tap. so i put the lettuce in some salt water for 10 minutes and now i know how many bugs i've been eating each time I make a salad
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
friend sent me a pic of his outfit for feel it and i instantly bricked up :(
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yummy burger devoured
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
on this subject i tried watching a Khan academy vid on Keynesianism last night but stopped when it became clear the creator has very low opinions of government spending, can someone confirm if Khan is a neolib?
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i am so interested in the happenings happening lately
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there was one more pic from paris i didn’t post and it’s one of my favourites of me
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope I escape.
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they should invent
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i shall be sat for Transport Fever 3
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🍅 @tomatojamsalad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
boursin does not rhyme with foreskin
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